**** RLF NEWS ****

[Mad_Gerbil]

***** Greetings Fellow Freedom Lovers *****

1) I'm pleased to announce the near completion
of Match Quests. The purpose of a Match Quest
is to give the thieves a road map to accomplish
larger objectives against the [RLF]. I've tried to
string the maps together in some sort of logical
fashion as to create a story that can be played out
while defeating (or attempting) the [RLF].

Please visit http://www.rlf-haunts.com
for more details. I know my guys are excited about
this program and I hope some Taffers out there will
get worked up so we can jump in and battle it
out. (NOTE: Depending on the release date for
1.3 we may not accept challenges on certain maps
until the loot bug is fixed. I'll post again on this soon)


2) I'm pleased to announce that the following medals
have been awarded this week:

Yuri:
The medal of Sword Proficiency

Mad_Bergil
The medal of Sword Proficiency
The medal of Sword Mastery

Mad_Gerbil
The medal of CTG Leasage
The medal of ToB Leasage

As you can see, the Rodent Liberation Front working hard to secure freedom, prosperity, and well being for Rodents everywhere. Since our founding on Jan 1st, 2003 we have killed over 200 shadow dwelling bastards!

BEER CHEESE SOUP IN EVERY POT!

LONG LIVE THE REBELLION!

[Omega]

What's next? RLF Commercials? RLF Newsletters? RLF Spam? :sweat:

[LaughingRat]

What's next? RLF Commercials? RLF Newsletters? RLF Spam? :sweat:

Isn't this all those already?

[BobTheDog]

http://members.ispwest.com/jlewis/imgs/forumpics_spamsign_neu.jpg

[Rodent]

Kormon= Korman :bj:

Captian=Captain :bj:

[The_Judge]

Kormon= Korman :bj:

Captian=Captain :bj:

Look @ your sig...

Guard: 'Must have been rats" = Guard: "Must have been rats" :bj:

[modetwo]

Guard: 'Must have been rats" = Guard: "Must have been rats" :bj:
Blind or stupid, I dunno what I am . . . :stabbed:

[The_Judge]

Guard: 'Must have been rats" = Guard: "Must have been rats" :joking: Better now? :joking:

[Yenzarill]

RLF Action Figures? With real swinging arm action?

Poor Rodent... going around with a sig like that... HOW EMBARRASING!

[Buho]

What's next? RLF Commercials? RLF Newsletters? RLF Spam? :sweat:RLF Tee-shirts!

[modetwo]

And big posters. Maybe a new sort of ice-cream?

[[RLF]Kore (V)acLoed]

I like the action figures and the T-shirt.

What about collectable swords and armor? Would anyone buy that? I think we could make some nice swords for $99 retail. The armor would be more. Maybe a nice medallion or crucifix.

[Mad_Bergil]

Mad_Bergil
The medal of Sword Proficiency
The medal of Sword Mastery

Beware!! :vguard:


Or you'll be :stabbed:

[Aggamemnon]

How exactly was it attained bergil, so many taffers killed with sword. or a duel with a good sword fighter, try explaing its worth and you could earn mroe respect for it.... :boring: :lol:

[Mad_Bergil]

http://www.rlf-haunts.com


I suggest you go read about the medals.

[LaughingRat]

http://www.rlf-haunts.com


I suggest you go read about the medals.

I think he meant did you kill the same brand new player multiple times over, or did you actually best someone with some skill?

[Mad_Bergil]

Oh, well...

I actually got to play a game in prime time, and the game was fairly full. The only name I remember is GreatSnafu. I killed him...

I don't remember who all was on it, but it wasn't newbs.

Gerbs, do you remember who was in that game?

[modetwo]

Mad_Bergil: You little copycat! :twisted:

[Mad_Bergil]

Mad_Bergil: You little copycat! :twisted:


Uh oh. I can feel that there is something funny in what you said, but I don't know what you mean. lol, pls explain. :P

[modetwo]

You've copied Mad_Gerbil's name, that's why you are a copycat (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=copycat)

:ebil:

[Aggamemnon]

Its is fairly safe to say that me mate GreatSnafu doesnt come to the boards much if at all so yelling his name (as he is a great guard/ good thief) would never be detested,
Anyway... read the medals worth ("Metals" on your site) and dont see how any of them is impossible to aconplish in under a week, since any guard can paste a taffer 5 times in a single one on one fight, and since the clan members are usualy active they are gonna get killed (or always win, lol) enough. seems to me you should ask for a guard vs guard match (since you dont play thiefmath) and then decide who is proficient with what... Maybe demos proving your worth can be put in order (since pics can be forged)
LOL not that i doubt you but other might :joking:

[Mad_Bergil]

Well, Ill say this:

THe map was DE, the game was full, and I just kept on running right into the thieves. I'd kill one, go around a corner and run into another. I was busy!!!

I find that in one on one matches the guard usually loses.

[Mad_Gerbil]

Mad_Bergil:

You earned the medal, don't let the ghosts of the dead alarm you.

http://www.rlf-haunts.com/images/medals/sword5.gif

[Mad_Bergil]

:) :vguard:

[Jahandar]

In the future, please post these types of announcements in the "Thievery Guilds" forum.