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Old 5th Jun 2016, 07:44 AM   #1
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Black Widows in the Privy

Everyone knows someone we'd be better off without.
But best not mention names for we don't who's about.
But why commit a murder and risk the fires of Hell,
When black widows in the privy can do it just as well.

Now poison's good and arrows and daggers in the back,
And if you're really desparate you can try a front attack.
But are they really worthy of the risk of being caught?
When black widows in the privy need not bribed or bought.

So if there's one of whom you wish most simply to be rid,
Just wait 'til dark then point the way to where the widow's hid,
And say to them "I think you'll find that this one is the best."
And black widows in the privy will gladly do the rest.
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