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    Member Felix's Avatar
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    Exclamation Tits & Ass

    Newsflash

    We have to report that last Sunday 22.02.2015 Sigma-Station has been overrun by assault forces of the Alien Swarm .

    This was the first major attack after a long period of peace. The Swarm hit the Station by total surprise. Only one witness could have been rescued. Williams: “It was horrible… They are all dead…. OMG!!!!!” . The witness was sedated and brought to the nearest space ship… the Ortega. He has been assured that it is totally save there . We wish him a save trip and quick recovery.

    After the rescue mission Sigma-Station was destroyed. Sarge: “There was no other way…. No, not the aliens, we killed them all… The new T75 was the problem. We had to test it… It was an accident….”

    Well, our heroes clearly had no other choice. I think the Tax payers agree... Good work!

    We are all in deep dept to this mixed team of veterans of the Swarm attack from 2004 – 2012 and one newcomer:
    x-newbie
    Fluffy_Bunny
    KillerMk1
    NoData
    Rob
    Felix

    and (for the first time) Wes
    with the friendly IT Support by www.alienswarm.de on of the two remaining strongholds in the AS server galaxy.

    Since this is an ongoing situation Space Forces have declared martial law and created a new department for elite soldiers Assault Space Soldiers (ASS) supported by the Tactical Interventions Team Supply (TITS) department.

    You want to see ASS & TITS in action? Yea, we too. Therefore we have scheduled a regulary action date. The aim is to have a battle every week or at least every second week.

    If you want to join forces post your support message below and the recruitment specialist from ASS & TITS will PM you.

    WE WANT YOU!

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    I have updated our steam groupe http://steamcommunity.com/groups/alienswarmde , posted on Black Cat Games Steam Group http://steamcommunity.com/groups/bcg and on the Steam Alien Swarm Forum http://steamcommunity.com/app/630/di...3009251519545/ "Do you want to try the original Alien Swarm? The tough one?!"

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    What is this I don't even

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    According to the report from Sigma-Station, the early detection computer on http://www.alienswarm.de/server.php has been reactivated.

    You can als try the Handheld-Version : http://alienswarm.de/server.php?template=mini
    Just for fun
    alienswarm.de


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    Yesterday brave members of TITS & ASS fought the swarm on the human ship Ortega.
    Mostly it was hard, but the last map (both variations) was just insane!

    Members who fought yesterday:
    x-newbie
    MK1
    OneManArmy (welcome back man!)
    Rob
    Aquila (welcome back man!)
    Felix

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    Intelligence reported about attack of the server. To avoid more attacks we moved to the server safe house at: 148.251.112.34:7777
    Just for fun
    alienswarm.de


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    Member Laosh'Ra's Avatar
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    after all these years, it was a pleasure to restart repeatedly kill aliens with you guys again looking forward to next time.

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    I think you need to add one more to the list!

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    Nice

    PMs on the way...

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    after doing walkabout I have returned
    also known as mega ,On the internet, everyone can hear you scream - it's just that no-one cares.except moses{also been known to use rapidfire}was also here before fuzzy and moses

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