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    Owah!a torch poofs
    I hear a *gulp* and footsteps
    *Thwack*sweet dreams for me

    :grin:
    "I'm like you, I have no name"-Cyborg Ninja

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    Disappearing loot
    The master will not be pleased
    Time to shadow slash

    Guards are camping gem
    Objective stacking is bad
    Use the red circle

    AI is knocked out
    Ten minutes quickly elapse
    Jumps up like ninja

    Whistler making noise
    Guards may hear the commotion
    Give it a shower

    Thief falling to ground
    Guards can't pick up dropped door key
    Don't want thief cooties

    Clang sounds the vent floor
    Foolish sentry follows sound
    Pin cushion is he

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grey Fox
    Owah!a torch poofs
    I hear a *gulp* and footsteps
    *Thwack*sweet dreams for me
    DAMN! tha's a nice one! But don't you mean *Thwark*
    "Just off the border of your waking mind there lies another time, where darkness and light are one. As you tread the halls of sanity, you feel so glad to be unable to go beyond. I have a message from another time."

  4. #34
    Very nice ones, GF and Oie.

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    Mechanist dreams spawn
    Fear in cowering thives mind
    Dark comes time to taff


    OOh OOh how bout this



    Kill my landlord. By tyrone greene



    Dark and lonely on a summer's night

    Kill my landlord

    Kill my landlord

    Watchdog barking

    Do he bite?

    Kill my landlord

    Kill my landlord

    Slip in his window

    Break his neck

    Then his house

    I start to wreck

    Got no reason

    What the heck

    Kill my Landlord

    Kill my landlord

    C-I-L-L

    my l a n d l o r d
    Never let LaughingRat shave your testicles with a rusty serrated knife.

  6. #36
    In the factory
    the cherries move by, slowly
    I want to go home

    The only constant is change.
    (And I wouldn't have it any other way.)

  7. #37
    stfu n00b
    i bj the whole g team
    omg dm

    steath waiting watching
    the guards are right next to me
    i tread on a rat

  8. #38
    Crashing UnrealEd
    Slowly holding head in hand
    Thankyou Tim Sweeny
    <Gullonefoxy> I rekkon Ulus Like a mad Gothic french guy

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    What the fuck is this
    I can not understand it
    Should listen in school
    Vorbei die Zeit, da Müßiggang unser einzig Laster gewesen
    ¹·£egenŠ-DOES NOT EXIST
    We are now Via-Nox.

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    Mad Gerbil firebolts in
    hand, sets a room alight.
    The thief is dead.
    Quote Originally Posted by Shug
    Dan, does this girl even know you? At all?

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    and all the lepers
    and the homeless sing and dance
    proclaiming me king



    You see, now that it's Saturday, I have too much time on my hands.
    The only constant is change.
    (And I wouldn't have it any other way.)

  12. #42
    There was a young man from venus,

    Hang on....no. Bugger.
    <Gullonefoxy> I rekkon Ulus Like a mad Gothic french guy

  13. #43
    How about

    There was a young man
    He came from planet venus
    he had no genus.
    The only constant is change.
    (And I wouldn't have it any other way.)

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    Poetry now cool
    Must jump on the bandwagon
    This took me too long
    It's not my fault everything you like is terrible.

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    Broke into the house
    Looted everything I could
    This is my nice job
    Vorbei die Zeit, da Müßiggang unser einzig Laster gewesen
    ¹·£egenŠ-DOES NOT EXIST
    We are now Via-Nox.

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    Now Ued is dead
    I get very, very mad
    I post on this site
    "Just off the border of your waking mind there lies another time, where darkness and light are one. As you tread the halls of sanity, you feel so glad to be unable to go beyond. I have a message from another time."

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    My Brother is mean
    I build my house in Ued
    I fill him with bolts
    "Just off the border of your waking mind there lies another time, where darkness and light are one. As you tread the halls of sanity, you feel so glad to be unable to go beyond. I have a message from another time."

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    A psychiatrist,
    Radamanthus should see one,
    Danger for Brother.

    Long, Black, Glistening,
    Hold it with my sweaty hand,
    My big hard blackjack.

    Haiku so easy
    Make them up with no effort
    pity they all suck, yenz.

  19. #49
    "pity they all suck, yenz" is 6 syllables....

    Exploring, we are.
    There's the roof hatch, let's go.
    Oh man, now we're caught.

    That pretty much explains my night.
    The only constant is change.
    (And I wouldn't have it any other way.)

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    Noble Rodents Yell!
    Beer Cheese Soup In Every Pot!
    Long Live Rebellion!
    "A gerbil is a rodent, wretched creature and quite possibly represents yourself there unclean vile obsolete weak and live happily in there and others filth, they have caused plague and death to humans and nearly wiped us out" - industrialism

  21. #51
    Quote Originally Posted by CrouchingDork
    "pity they all suck, yenz" is 6 syllables....
    You don't say?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad_Gerbil
    Noble Rodents Yell!
    Beer Cheese Soup In Every Pot!
    Long Live Rebellion!
    RLF's liberation
    Involves porn and animal
    abuse. Hypocrites.

    Quote Originally Posted by Shug
    Dan, does this girl even know you? At all?

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    I fall off a roof
    the ground coming flying up
    ops: i have no catfall
    "Just off the border of your waking mind there lies another time, where darkness and light are one. As you tread the halls of sanity, you feel so glad to be unable to go beyond. I have a message from another time."

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    dark forces 4 is
    also jedi knght 3 is
    also outcast 2
    "Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them."

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    Gawddamn DM'ers
    Wreck destruction everywhere
    Firespam them all!:twisted:

    Thief in the shadows
    Can't see where I am going
    Shadowslash like nuts

    Where the heck am I?
    Objective ruby is gone!
    Boy does my head hurt... :?

    Man, this crack is good
    All the guards want to have it
    Little sniff won't hurt

    Lay my traps for kill
    Mines are teh r0xx0r to use
    Big, bad thief go boom

    N00bies use all lives
    Now just me and twenty guards
    God doth hate me so

    1 r teh F47 C47
    Guards attack but can't kill me
    They won't get my gold...

    Three in the morning
    And here I sit coffee-less
    I need some more sleep.

    How unoriginal
    Such are all my haikus
    Beg for me to stop!

    Oh crap-a-lishe-ous
    I am out of ideas!
    I will write no more.
    TCO – Retired
    Former TCO Head of Intelligence – Retired

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    Quote Originally Posted by LaughingRat
    A number of people have taken to writing computer related haiku as well, as the sentiments often expressed are somewhat melancholy in tone, and express what some people feel at the problems they encounter with computers.

    Mistake - "format C:"
    Electronic, spinning whir.
    Your data is gone.
    You wish... there are prog for that but you dont know that

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    You mean like

    Linux kernel compile
    God4m3d segmation faults
    bill gates is for me

    dark stone in the night
    footsteps echo all around
    see not my body.+
    word.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DhaThief
    there are prog for that but you dont know that
    You mean like unformat.com which comes with DOS and Windows?

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    Secrets I have found
    Dr. Pepper on the roof
    Time to get drunk now

    "Hey! Is someone there?"
    *thwack* *smack* *crumple* Drag away
    The thief glides anon
    "Just off the border of your waking mind there lies another time, where darkness and light are one. As you tread the halls of sanity, you feel so glad to be unable to go beyond. I have a message from another time."

  30. #60
    Ok... you guys don't really get it. It's not supposed to be a huge collection of 3 lines, or just a sentence or two divided into 3 lines. Here, rather than explain it, I'll give you a link.

    http://www.toyomasu.com/haiku/
    The only constant is change.
    (And I wouldn't have it any other way.)

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