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  • Grey Fox
    Member
    • Jan 2003
    • 474

    #31
    Owah!a torch poofs
    I hear a *gulp* and footsteps
    *Thwack*sweet dreams for me

    :grin:

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    • Oie
      Member
      • Mar 2003
      • 281

      #32
      Disappearing loot
      The master will not be pleased
      Time to shadow slash

      Guards are camping gem
      Objective stacking is bad
      Use the red circle

      AI is knocked out
      Ten minutes quickly elapse
      Jumps up like ninja

      Whistler making noise
      Guards may hear the commotion
      Give it a shower

      Thief falling to ground
      Guards can't pick up dropped door key
      Don't want thief cooties

      Clang sounds the vent floor
      Foolish sentry follows sound
      Pin cushion is he

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      • Radamanthus
        Member
        • Jan 2003
        • 3606

        #33
        Originally posted by Grey Fox
        Owah!a torch poofs
        I hear a *gulp* and footsteps
        *Thwack*sweet dreams for me
        DAMN! tha's a nice one! But don't you mean *Thwark*
        "Just off the border of your waking mind there lies another time, where darkness and light are one. As you tread the halls of sanity, you feel so glad to be unable to go beyond. I have a message from another time."

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        • LaughingRat
          Member
          • Jan 2003
          • 7702

          #34
          Very nice ones, GF and Oie.

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          • TED NUGENT
            Member
            • Feb 2003
            • 442

            #35
            Mechanist dreams spawn
            Fear in cowering thives mind
            Dark comes time to taff


            OOh OOh how bout this



            Kill my landlord. By tyrone greene



            Dark and lonely on a summer's night

            Kill my landlord

            Kill my landlord

            Watchdog barking

            Do he bite?

            Kill my landlord

            Kill my landlord

            Slip in his window

            Break his neck

            Then his house

            I start to wreck

            Got no reason

            What the heck

            Kill my Landlord

            Kill my landlord

            C-I-L-L

            my l a n d l o r d
            Never let LaughingRat shave your testicles with a rusty serrated knife.

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            • CrouchingDork
              Member
              • Jan 2003
              • 3655

              #36
              In the factory
              the cherries move by, slowly
              I want to go home

              The only constant is change.
              (And I wouldn't have it any other way.)

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              • Yenzarill
                • Jan 2003
                • 1258

                #37
                stfu n00b
                i bj the whole g team
                omg dm

                steath waiting watching
                the guards are right next to me
                i tread on a rat

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                • Ulukai
                  Member
                  • May 2002
                  • 196

                  #38
                  Crashing UnrealEd
                  Slowly holding head in hand
                  Thankyou Tim Sweeny

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                  • £egenذ-Roo
                    New Member
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 22

                    #39
                    What the fuck is this
                    I can not understand it
                    Should listen in school
                    Vorbei die Zeit, da Müكiggang unser einzig Laster gewesen
                    ¹·£egenذ-DOES NOT EXIST
                    We are now Via-Nox.

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                    • Swiss Mercenary
                      Member
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 3407

                      #40
                      Mad Gerbil firebolts in
                      hand, sets a room alight.
                      The thief is dead.

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                      • CrouchingDork
                        Member
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 3655

                        #41
                        and all the lepers
                        and the homeless sing and dance
                        proclaiming me king



                        You see, now that it's Saturday, I have too much time on my hands.
                        The only constant is change.
                        (And I wouldn't have it any other way.)

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                        • Ulukai
                          Member
                          • May 2002
                          • 196

                          #42
                          There was a young man from venus,

                          Hang on....no. Bugger.

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                          • CrouchingDork
                            Member
                            • Jan 2003
                            • 3655

                            #43
                            How about

                            There was a young man
                            He came from planet venus
                            he had no genus.
                            The only constant is change.
                            (And I wouldn't have it any other way.)

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                            • BiG_D
                              Former Forum Staff
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 4064

                              #44
                              Poetry now cool
                              Must jump on the bandwagon
                              This took me too long
                              It's not my fault everything you like is terrible.

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                              • £egenذ-Roo
                                New Member
                                • Mar 2003
                                • 22

                                #45
                                Broke into the house
                                Looted everything I could
                                This is my nice job
                                Vorbei die Zeit, da Müكiggang unser einzig Laster gewesen
                                ¹·£egenذ-DOES NOT EXIST
                                We are now Via-Nox.

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