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    Welcome to ThieveryUT Music Corner. I have played this game waaay too much and instead of getting better at it, I just feel compelled to write songs about it. If you don't know the words.. then look up the real song on kazaa. Post your own tunes if you are as lame as I am... and make sure to tell us what tune it is sung to.

    Last Thief: sung to the tune of Last Kiss

    Oh where Oh where
    Can my, Theefy be
    The Guards took him away from me
    He went to korman and
    he didn't do good,
    so Theefy got messed up and had to leave this world.

    We were out on a job
    up at Korman's house
    We were as silent
    as a mouse
    A guard in the street
    Straight ahead
    it was too late
    for Theefy was dead
    The guard wouldn't stop
    and they gave him such a fright
    I'll never forget the sound that night
    The smash of skulls
    the broken glass
    The painful scream that I heard last

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    Hey Thief Sung to the tune of Hey Ma, by Cam'ron

    Hey Thief, whats up
    Lets Slide, alright
    Alright
    Cuz we be gettin loot tonight

    You steal? I steal
    I lift? Me too
    Well good
    Cuz we be gettin rich tonight

    Got Picks, Got pots
    Got Cracks, Got lots
    Thats cool
    Cuz we goin for a ride tonight

    So thief, whats up
    Lets Slide, alright
    Alright
    Cuz we gettin loot tonight

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    Thiefstones sung to the tune of Flintstones

    Thiefstones, meet the Thiefstones,
    Were the medievil Stealing family
    In the, house of Gerome,
    we'll be stealing all of his money

    Thats right, Gerome is a little nuts
    and he's gonna fire spam our butts
    But we are the thiefstones,
    we'll have a yabba-dabba-thief time
    a dabba-thief time
    we'll steal every dime

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    I can be your Thiefy sung to I can be your hero from Enrique Iglesias

    Would you steal if I asked you to steal?
    Would you rob and never give back?
    Would you kill me, if you caught me stealing?
    Would you take my life, tonight?

    Would your screen shake, If I smacked you with this?
    Or Would you laugh, because you know i will miss?
    Now would you die,
    trying to take my life?
    Please don't kill my thief, tonight

    I can be your Thiefy baby
    I can steal away the loot
    I will Blackjack you forever
    you can mace, my brains away

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    Theama- Song (Aenema by Tool)

    Some say 1.3 is near.
    Some say we'll see dalai soon.
    I certainly hope we will.
    I sure could use a break from this
    Bullshit free-ring community of
    Thieves
    Here in this hopeless fucking server we call CTG
    The only way to fix it is to spam LR to hell.
    Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
    Learn to thief, I'll see you CTG today.
    Fret for your thiefing and
    Fret for your guarding and
    Fret for your blackjacks and
    Fret for your tag bolts and
    Fret for your fire arrows and
    Fret for your helmets and
    Fret for your potions and
    Fret for your objectives.
    It's a
    Bullshit free-ring community of
    Thieves
    Here in this hopeless fucking server called CTG
    The only way to fix it is to spam LR to hell/
    Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
    Learn to thief, I'll see you down in ctg today.
    Some say a fire bolt will fall from the sky.
    Followed by flashbomb showers and tag bolt waves.
    Followed by circle-strafters that cannot sit still.
    Followed by millions of dumbfounded cheaters.
    Some say 1.3 is near.
    Some say we'll see thwak nude.
    I certainly hope we won't cuz
    I sure could use a vacation from this
    thieving-bliss, lagging-piss...
    One great big ut mod that's a huge ass distraction,
    I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.
    Learn to thief.
    LR's gonna fix teh server soon.
    LR's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.
    Learn to thief.
    Fuck Hardee and
    Fuck all his followers.
    Fuck all those hacker and
    cheater wannabes.
    Learn to thief.
    Fuck laggy anything.
    Fuck your objectives.
    Fuck all you lamers and
    Fuck your short health meter.
    Learn to thief.
    Fuck bsp holes
    With hidden invisible walls.
    Fuck these dysfunctional,
    disconnecting servers.
    Learn to thief.
    Cuz I'm praying for beta 1.3
    And I'm praying for a server fix
    I wanna see thievery not lag.
    I wanna watch it all work fine.
    dalai please flush the problems away.
    I wanna watch it all work right.
    I wanna steal without lag.
    Watch dalai fix it and us laugh.
    Time to bring release a patch again.
    Don't just call me darkproject.
    Try and read between the alias.
    I can't imagine why you wouldn't
    Welcome any change, my friend.
    I wanna see it all be fixed.
    suck it up.
    flush it down.

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    Thober (Sober by Tool)

    There's a shadow just behind me,
    shrouding every breath I take,
    making nobel poor,
    pointing all the arrows at me.
    Waiting like a stalking thief
    who upon the arrow rests.
    Murder now the path called "thievery"
    just before the guards had come.
    Won't you guards just fuckin' kill him
    he's stole so much in the past?
    Why can't we not be robbing?
    I just want to start the level over.
    Why can't we play forever.
    I just want to start the game over.
    I am just a worthless thief.
    I am just an murderer.
    I will only rob and kill you.
    Trust in me and lose your loot.
    I will find the money near you.
    I will rab it all and leave,
    I will work to get you money
    just enough to steal again.
    DON'T,Trust me.
    Holy dalai won't you tell us
    something more on 1.3
    Trust me.
    I want what you will give us.

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    Thiefer? (Closer-NIN)

    you let me steal from you
    you let me crack your guard you
    you let me blackjack-whore you
    you let me fire spam you
    help me
    i broke apart arrows
    help me
    i've got no potions to sell
    help me
    the only thing that works for me
    help me get away from the guard
    i wanna bj you like an horney thief
    i wanna feel you armor's shinyness
    i wanna bj you like an honey thief
    my whole existence is theft
    you get me closer to loot
    you can have my rations
    you can have the potions i steal
    you can have my absence of wit
    you can have what evver i steal!
    help me
    get the tag off my butt
    help me
    it's your blood i can smell
    help me
    you make me evil
    help me become a perfect thief
    i wanna bj you like an horney thief
    i wanna feel you armor's shinyness
    i wanna bj you like an honey thief
    my whole existence is theft
    you get me closer to loot
    all through every level
    above the rooves and pipes
    within the mansion
    scraped off blood stained sword
    i drink the potions
    inside your bathroom
    you are the reason
    i steal all night

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    Listen to me very close, this is something that you need to hear the most.
    Because this is a rap about life, and this thief, you see, is sharp like a knife.
    Don't go to far can't you see, I am known as your destiny.
    I am the future in your life, you may call me sharp, just like a knife.
    I'm with you where ever you go where ever you are you will see me
    Because I am known to steal your life... stick with you just like your wife,
    cut you down just like a knife and don't have me repeat it twice.

    Don't you hear the voice inside, it's telling you you cannot hide...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkProject
    Thiefer? (Closer-NIN)
    <snipped>
    HAHAHAHAHA!!!! OMG, HAHAHAHA, CHRIST! HAHAHAHA!

    Ahhhh, *whipes tear away from eye* *sniff*

    ahhh, that was good, much better than I wanna fuck you like an animal! :grin:
    ~TuF~

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMachine
    Quote Originally Posted by DarkProject
    Thiefer? (Closer-NIN)
    <snipped>
    HAHAHAHAHA!!!! OMG, HAHAHAHA, CHRIST! HAHAHAHA!

    Ahhhh, *whipes tear away from eye* *sniff*

    ahhh, that was good, much better than I wanna fuck you like an animal! :grin:
    It doesn't flow.

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    Steal loot and stuff.
    Gonna get money,
    And buy lockpicks.

    And then more loot.
    Dum-de-dum. Dum-de-dum-dum.

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    If I had a million Gold Coins (sung to the tune of "If I had a Million Dollars" by Bare Naked Ladies)

    If I had a million Gold Coins, (If I had a million Gold Coins)
    I'd still rob your house, (I would still rob your house)
    If I had a million Gold Coins, (If I had a million Gold Coins)
    I'd still step on your mouse, (I'd make him squeak in pain as I laughed at him)
    If I had a million Gold Coins, (If I had a million Gold Coins)
    I'd buy 2 more blackjacks, (A nice set of reliable weapons)
    If I had a million Gold Coins
    I'd buy a swooooorrrddd
    If I had a million Gold Coins, (I'd take all I could get from the poor)
    If I had a million Gold Coins, (I'd could buy everything cuz it costs more)
    If I had a million Gold Coins, (Maybe I could buy a crossbow somewhere)

    If I had a million Gold Coins, (If I had a million Gold Coins)
    Well I'd still steal your fur coat, (I'd steal your real fur coat to be cruel)
    And If I had a million Gold Coins, (If I had a million Gold Coins)
    Well I'd kill your exotic pet, (yep, like your Spider, or your devilfish)
    And If I had a million Gold Coins, (If I had a million Gold Coins)
    Well I'd abolish {CTG}, (Ooh then they wouldn't exist no more)
    If I had a million Gold Coins
    I'd buy a SsshhhhooocckkkkRifle
    If I had a million Gold Coins, (I wouldn't take RLF's shit any more)
    If I had a million Gold Coins, (I'd make LaughingRat my personal whore)
    If I had a million Gold Coins, (Maybe I could get back into Crackaz server)
    If I had a million GOOOOOLLDDD COOIIINNSS...... I'd still be greedy.

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    Why didn't you just put every line as "If i had a million gold coins"?


    That must be one of the worst and most repetitively annoying songs I''ve ever heard... Almost as bad as "Mr. Bucket"

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    is that how you plan to be unbanned? you hang around home skillet too much

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    Quote Originally Posted by Curunir
    Why didn't you just put every line as "If i had a million gold coins"?


    That must be one of the worst and most repetitively annoying songs I''ve ever heard... Almost as bad as "Mr. Bucket"
    curunir, its a real song ..very popular in america at the moment.. well it was..... Go Download it to hear it and keep up with the rest of the world by keepin up with the American way.. "If I had a million dollars". Its NUTHING like that bucket song. (although i can't seem to get that bucket song out of my head)

    Darkproject.. Lets get one thing straight! I am KewlAzMe.. I say what I say based on what I feel.. Not by skillet or anyone else. If I wanna make fun of RLF or CTG or LR in a song.. its because I want to and I CAN! If I wanna steal your Friend Bucky and kill him with me.. I WILL!... Would you like to be included in my future parodies?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KewlAzMe
    Quote Originally Posted by Curunir
    Why didn't you just put every line as "If i had a million gold coins"?


    That must be one of the worst and most repetitively annoying songs I''ve ever heard... Almost as bad as "Mr. Bucket"
    curunir, its a real song ..very popular in america at the moment.. well it was..... Go Download it to hear it and keep up with the rest of the world by keepin up with the American way.. "If I had a million dollars". Its NUTHING like that bucket song. (although i can't seem to get that bucket song out of my head)

    Darkproject.. Lets get one thing straight! I am KewlAzMe.. I say what I say based on what I feel.. Not by skillet or anyone else. If I wanna make fun of RLF or CTG or LR in a song.. its because I want to and I CAN! If I wanna steal your Friend Bucky and kill him with me.. I WILL!... Would you like to be included in my future parodies?
    pick up Bucky or even get close to him in threat you're banned no questions asked

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    Quote Originally Posted by KewlAzMe
    Quote Originally Posted by Curunir
    Why didn't you just put every line as "If i had a million gold coins"?


    That must be one of the worst and most repetitively annoying songs I''ve ever heard... Almost as bad as "Mr. Bucket"
    curunir, its a real song ..very popular in america at the moment.. well it was..... Go Download it to hear it and keep up with the rest of the world by keepin up with the American way.. "If I had a million dollars". Its NUTHING like that bucket song. (although i can't seem to get that bucket song out of my head)

    Just because it's a real song doesn't make it a good song.

    I try not to keep up with the world, because in reality, it is imposible to "keep up with the world," as it is constantly changing, and no one is omniscient. Besides, a can just about garauntee that a majority of people probably don't like that kind of music, or that song.

    I know it is nothing like "Mr. Bucket," but that doesn't mean that it doesn't suck too.

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    Well it was liked enuff to be in a popular commercial for almost a year. It actually is a pretty good song.. just hard to tell from the text with no music. Its a fun song. We like to have lots of Fun in our country.

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