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    New Pet Product

    I think these folks are actually serious.

    Neuticles

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    Hardly new, I recall hearing about that sort of thing years ago, back when I watched way too much TV.

    But yeah, odd...
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    so it's like breast implants for male animals? lol
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    well...if they wouldn't cut them off in the first place...
    "It is truly a shame that the guards must be kept from the very tools of thier proffesion, but such blatant misuse of gas arrows cannot be tolerated. Alas, that poor burrick..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thief13x
    well...if they wouldn't cut them off in the first place...
    You ever had a male cat? You HAVE to have them neutered, if they're going to be indoor pets.

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    What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buho
    What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?
    The Neuticles Posterdog?

    No, wait, that's polypropelene....

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    Everything man does eventually gets a counterpart for pets.

    This has been done in men who had their testicles removed(eg testicular cancer).
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    Quote Originally Posted by LaughingRat
    I think these folks are actually serious.

    Neuticles
    What the heck did you do to your cats? hmmm?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghostly apparition
    What the heck did you do to your cats? hmmm?
    Hopefully he didn't follow the directions.

    Quote Originally Posted by Neuticles FAQ
    ...the way to eliminate potential development is to gently massage the Neuticles weekly to break up any possible formations...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buho
    What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?
    Google says ... sparky groan

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    Quote Originally Posted by LaughingRat
    You ever had a male cat? You HAVE to have them neutered, if they're going to be indoor pets.
    "It is truly a shame that the guards must be kept from the very tools of thier proffesion, but such blatant misuse of gas arrows cannot be tolerated. Alas, that poor burrick..."

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    I am not interested in the product, but that site looks awesome.
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    I have great experience of "oneclickpets.co.uk", There are many popular dogs and their products available with fast shipping and discounted prices.

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    Talk about necro-thread-rape.
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    Popular dogs with fast shipping and discount prices? Intriguing

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    I'm pretty sure you're supposed to keep your cat in a terrarium. At least that's what I did....RIP bootsy.
    (OMG! responding to a thread with an LR post. Nostalgic!)

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    I'm pretty sure necro posting isn't going to bring this place back to life... just sayin

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    Its simple mathematics! Some 20 bots have registered in the past month.
    1 bot generated 4 new posts from members. If BA were to let more thread bumping mechanical friends through the filter we would have ~80 posts a month!

    Gadzooks!

    With promises of such lively forums why haven't we established our own blackcat botfarm?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghostly apparition View Post
    I'm pretty sure necro posting isn't going to bring this place back to life... just sayin
    Do you wish to back it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WTaFa View Post
    Do you wish to back it?
    Don't you?

    Oops.

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