New Crackaz Server Rules

[Grank]

I've been thinking it over lately and have come to realize that this game has become quite lame. Inorder to restore gameplay back to its intended form I'm instituting some server rules.

No flash KOs.
No Crack then Arrow Kills.
No use of shadows that don't appear to be shadows.
No use of shadows that you can't be lit up by.
No guard hunting.
A Limit of one thief life per thief- you must immediately leave the server if you die as a thief.
No Aliasing.
No objective stacking.
No use of the abbreviations; "stfu" "newbie" "pwned" or variations. (this will keep it friendly)
No invis (and cat) KO's.
No ko'ing if your ping is above 400.
No arrowing if your ping is below 100.
No shadow slashing.
English only.

There are several players helping me police these new rules. Among them are all of CrkZ, Shug, Rodent and WildBill. Any violation of the rules will result in a kick followed by a ban for any repeat offenses.

[Shug]

Amen.

Enough of the old scrub rule rubbish.

[Aggamemnon]

So.. speed ko's are fine then?
I also take it X-bow bug exploit is fine too eh.

[PhaeThorn]

lol

edit:

You should also add a rule for using alternative exit routes

[Firetiger]

I've dealt with this imposter once before. This isn't grank. Grank was "Taken" by "Them". He exists only in the people's memory.

[Citizen Erased]

This has got to be some kind of early april fools joke - or are the admins exempt from the rules themselves? No SS? How will shug cope :O

*Is both amazed and amused*

I still don't believe this is serious.

[Machine]

Hahaha, I wonder what kicked this off!!

Could I possibly add another :

No Teamwork hacks.

[Chalrif]

Yes, I am to blame. I admit it. It's all my fault. I will come clean. Yesterday, on Asylum, I was guard hunting, and slew Grank thrice with a sword as a thief without dieing.

[Hybrid]

You're allowed to make silly rules, but I'm not allowed to make Kings of the Desert Final Version 2? What's wrong with this place?

[Hybrid]

Can it be the Power Plant stage music? I already have that one, and it's pretty cool, you know? With the strobe light and the techno going, it could be like some sort of screwed-up rave. OUTSIDE!

[Hybrid]

Is such a boundary available in UEd? Please, answer me honestly and do not tease!

[The Creator]

Thank god we still have firebolts.

[Ghostly apparition]

hmm, thats quite a laundry list of new server rules there Grank.
Oh, and down further in the thread we have a disco Grange map complete with strobe lights and techno music. All we're missing is the disco
mirror ball.
I'm tossing around a few server rule ideas myself but I'm not quite ready to make them public

[Shug]

No SS? How will shug cope :O

I think that's more Rodent's area than mine

[Hybrid]

Raven manage to mash my Jaguar? I think not, my friend, for the Jaguar is quite easily the best fighting robot, can beat anything in 1 on 1 combat, and looks really cool in Battlegrounds('s dated graphics).

As for the grizzled tech, I think there are more important questions. Could he be our friend, David "Crash" Murphy? The holo-vids he speaks of when you do well in a battle could be saved demos from his bug-hunting days, where he practiced evasion, earned many Perfects, and few Blood Hearts. If you lose in a battle, he says "You're lucky I love my job." Perhaps his job is...HACKING THE PLANET?!

All of your ideas are taken to mind. Perhaps this dream can become a reality.

Edit

It has come to...someone's...attention, that Grank thought it was time to change the rules, and suggested that I work a little Salsa Magic to put words to pictures.



This ends the inside joke for those of you that have kept track of every single one of my binds.