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Old 31st Jul 2003, 08:12 PM   #31
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Owah!a torch poofs
I hear a *gulp* and footsteps
*Thwack*sweet dreams for me

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Old 1st Aug 2003, 05:42 AM   #32
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Disappearing loot
The master will not be pleased
Time to shadow slash

Guards are camping gem
Objective stacking is bad
Use the red circle

AI is knocked out
Ten minutes quickly elapse
Jumps up like ninja

Whistler making noise
Guards may hear the commotion
Give it a shower

Thief falling to ground
Guards can't pick up dropped door key
Don't want thief cooties

Clang sounds the vent floor
Foolish sentry follows sound
Pin cushion is he
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Old 1st Aug 2003, 06:37 AM   #33
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 Originally Posted by Grey Fox:
Owah!a torch poofs
I hear a *gulp* and footsteps
*Thwack*sweet dreams for me
DAMN! tha's a nice one! But don't you mean *Thwark*
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Old 1st Aug 2003, 09:36 AM   #34
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Very nice ones, GF and Oie.
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Old 1st Aug 2003, 12:43 PM   #35
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Mechanist dreams spawn
Fear in cowering thives mind
Dark comes time to taff


OOh OOh how bout this



Kill my landlord. By tyrone greene



Dark and lonely on a summer's night

Kill my landlord

Kill my landlord

Watchdog barking

Do he bite?

Kill my landlord

Kill my landlord

Slip in his window

Break his neck

Then his house

I start to wreck

Got no reason

What the heck

Kill my Landlord

Kill my landlord

C-I-L-L

my l a n d l o r d
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Old 1st Aug 2003, 07:10 PM   #36
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In the factory
the cherries move by, slowly
I want to go home

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Old 1st Aug 2003, 10:04 PM   #37
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stfu n00b
i bj the whole g team
omg dm

steath waiting watching
the guards are right next to me
i tread on a rat
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Old 2nd Aug 2003, 08:23 AM   #38
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Crashing UnrealEd
Slowly holding head in hand
Thankyou Tim Sweeny
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Old 2nd Aug 2003, 11:09 AM   #39
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What the fuck is this
I can not understand it
Should listen in school
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Old 2nd Aug 2003, 11:34 AM   #40
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Mad Gerbil firebolts in
hand, sets a room alight.
The thief is dead.
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Old 2nd Aug 2003, 11:35 AM   #41
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and all the lepers
and the homeless sing and dance
proclaiming me king



You see, now that it's Saturday, I have too much time on my hands.
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Old 2nd Aug 2003, 12:56 PM   #42
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There was a young man from venus,

Hang on....no. Bugger.
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Old 2nd Aug 2003, 01:12 PM   #43
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How about

There was a young man
He came from planet venus
he had no genus.
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Old 2nd Aug 2003, 01:17 PM   #44
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Poetry now cool
Must jump on the bandwagon
This took me too long
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Old 2nd Aug 2003, 02:14 PM   #45
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Broke into the house
Looted everything I could
This is my nice job
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Old 2nd Aug 2003, 02:57 PM   #46
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Now Ued is dead
I get very, very mad
I post on this site
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Old 2nd Aug 2003, 03:23 PM   #47
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My Brother is mean
I build my house in Ued
I fill him with bolts
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Old 2nd Aug 2003, 09:53 PM   #48
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A psychiatrist,
Radamanthus should see one,
Danger for Brother.

Long, Black, Glistening,
Hold it with my sweaty hand,
My big hard blackjack.

Haiku so easy
Make them up with no effort
pity they all suck, yenz.
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Old 2nd Aug 2003, 10:22 PM   #49
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"pity they all suck, yenz" is 6 syllables....

Exploring, we are.
There's the roof hatch, let's go.
Oh man, now we're caught.

That pretty much explains my night.
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Old 2nd Aug 2003, 11:33 PM   #50
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Noble Rodents Yell!
Beer Cheese Soup In Every Pot!
Long Live Rebellion!
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Old 3rd Aug 2003, 04:16 AM   #51
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 Originally Posted by CrouchingDork:
"pity they all suck, yenz" is 6 syllables....
You don't say?
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Old 3rd Aug 2003, 09:59 AM   #52
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 Originally Posted by Mad_Gerbil:
Noble Rodents Yell!
Beer Cheese Soup In Every Pot!
Long Live Rebellion!
RLF's liberation
Involves porn and animal
abuse. Hypocrites.

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Old 3rd Aug 2003, 10:45 AM   #53
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I fall off a roof
the ground coming flying up
ops: i have no catfall
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Old 3rd Aug 2003, 05:29 PM   #54
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dark forces 4 is
also jedi knght 3 is
also outcast 2
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Old 4th Aug 2003, 12:26 AM   #55
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Gawddamn DM'ers
Wreck destruction everywhere
Firespam them all!:twisted:

Thief in the shadows
Can't see where I am going
Shadowslash like nuts

Where the heck am I?
Objective ruby is gone!
Boy does my head hurt... :?

Man, this crack is good
All the guards want to have it
Little sniff won't hurt

Lay my traps for kill
Mines are teh r0xx0r to use
Big, bad thief go boom

N00bies use all lives
Now just me and twenty guards
God doth hate me so

1 r teh F47 C47
Guards attack but can't kill me
They won't get my gold...

Three in the morning
And here I sit coffee-less
I need some more sleep.

How unoriginal
Such are all my haikus
Beg for me to stop!

Oh crap-a-lishe-ous
I am out of ideas!
I will write no more.
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Old 4th Aug 2003, 02:49 AM   #56
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 Originally Posted by LaughingRat:
A number of people have taken to writing computer related haiku as well, as the sentiments often expressed are somewhat melancholy in tone, and express what some people feel at the problems they encounter with computers.

Mistake - "format C:"
Electronic, spinning whir.
Your data is gone.
You wish... there are prog for that but you dont know that
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Old 4th Aug 2003, 09:50 AM   #57
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You mean like

Linux kernel compile
God4m3d segmation faults
bill gates is for me

dark stone in the night
footsteps echo all around
see not my body.+
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Old 4th Aug 2003, 09:52 AM   #58
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 Originally Posted by DhaThief:
there are prog for that but you dont know that
You mean like unformat.com which comes with DOS and Windows?
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Old 4th Aug 2003, 09:54 AM   #59
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Secrets I have found
Dr. Pepper on the roof
Time to get drunk now

"Hey! Is someone there?"
*thwack* *smack* *crumple* Drag away
The thief glides anon
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Old 4th Aug 2003, 01:07 PM   #60
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Ok... you guys don't really get it. It's not supposed to be a huge collection of 3 lines, or just a sentence or two divided into 3 lines. Here, rather than explain it, I'll give you a link.

http://www.toyomasu.com/haiku/
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