Hampster Fighting Machines

-=V12US=- · 16th Jul 2005, 03:12 PM

Because rat deathmatch just doesn't cut it. [pun intended]

Swiss Mercenary · 16th Jul 2005, 03:58 PM

Umm...

Where's the associated RLF propaganda?

-=V12US=- · 16th Jul 2005, 04:01 PM

Originally Posted by Swiss Mercenary:

Umm...

Where's the associated RLF propaganda?

Who needs propaganda when you have rodent fighting machines!

Moses2k · 16th Jul 2005, 04:17 PM

Fearsome!

Fuzzy Bunny · 16th Jul 2005, 06:47 PM

Does this work with all small furry animals?

Baz · 16th Jul 2005, 06:56 PM

what about dogs tails?

Radamanthus · 16th Jul 2005, 09:59 PM

Originally Posted by Swiss Mercenary:

Umm...

Where's the associated RLF propaganda?

More accurately, where ISN'T the RLF propoganda?

Swiss Mercenary · 16th Jul 2005, 10:32 PM

Originally Posted by Radamanthus:

More accurately, where ISN'T the RLF propoganda?

Shouldn't the RLF be denouncing this?

???

Convict · 16th Jul 2005, 10:44 PM

I dunno I personally don't like cock-fighting or gerbils stabbing eachother it's not very funny.

beast · 16th Jul 2005, 10:56 PM

Phantaloz · 17th Jul 2005, 06:46 AM

People seem to do absolutely everything

Ki!ler-Mk1 · 17th Jul 2005, 09:57 AM

Is the thing at the top real, i cant stop laughing

TafferBoy · 17th Jul 2005, 10:28 AM

lol, for better or for worse it was be extremely hard to get a hampster to fight another hampster, let alone get it to wield a lethal wepaon. Funny stuff though.

Røé · 17th Jul 2005, 10:53 AM

I like the "Trouble shooting" section

Garlisk · 17th Jul 2005, 05:08 PM

Yeah, the "trouble shooting" section was the cherry on top for that toon.

"If your hamster looks like this, you did something wrong. Something very, very wrong."

bwhahahaha

okih-imus · 17th Jul 2005, 05:18 PM

Now if you attached wires that shocked them to their hind legs to encourage them along it would be great fun!
Screw Robot Wars, Hamster Wars Rules! They'd have to be secret though, dumb animal activists would get all upset.

Schleicher · 17th Jul 2005, 06:08 PM

Bah, hampsters. Only good as Snake fodder or for sleeping 90 percent of the day or pissing on sofa cushions or ruining every blanket you put on their cage (agreed to take care for a girlfriend ones ages ago, and with the exeption of being snake fodder this was all the little fuzzball did). Why anybody would want to pay money for having one as a pet is beyond me. But then again lotsa people have pigs as pets nowadays, letting them sleep in their beds and shit. Must be a sign of the age or something, dumb slothy *convert food to shit* pets for dumb slothy..errr. Or probably some people like feeling superior to something which is dumber than themselves.

Stuff like this doesnt get made about parrots or dogs or cats, this sublimal desire to do cruel stuff to hampsters in jokes like that (i could count lotsa caricatures like that for example showing "gravity experiments" containing throwing hampsters outta windows) just shows that hampsters are boring to the grave.

Point of this rant? Dont buy hampsters theyre really really boring and if you think they are cute i hate you. Theyre just like those little dogs only worse. GRRRGRGRG i think if im old ill spend my days poisoning little girls hampsters. Or ill get a meanass dog and train them to eat them (the hampsters) when they (the little girls) arent looking. Vice versa if im getting near that age where i cant shit on my own without help anymore. But then id probably train the dog to eat me.

daniel · 17th Jul 2005, 06:27 PM

pet pigs sleeping in their bed?! that is disgusting...

LaughingRat · 17th Jul 2005, 07:11 PM

Originally Posted by daniel:

pet pigs sleeping in their bed?! that is disgusting...

Why? Pigs are very clean, intelligent animals. Much moreso than dogs, even. Would you say that someone letting their dog sleep in their bed is disgusting?

Nachimir · 17th Jul 2005, 07:18 PM

Russian hamsters flip out and kill each other anyway. A childhood friend had some, and one of them ate most of another's head.

Schleicher · 17th Jul 2005, 08:29 PM

Originally Posted by LaughingRat:

Would you say that someone letting their dog sleep in their bed is disgusting?

Yes. Do you have a Pig Pet? ^^

Btw was going to ask if that friend did feed the hampsters at all, but a google search (the mentioning of those stupid things killing each other awoke my interest) revealed they are very *territorial* and stuff. Lawl. Gotta add "Train Hampster eating dog to take dumps on Hampster territories exlusively" to my when-im-old list.

fuck my internet is slow today

daniel · 17th Jul 2005, 08:45 PM

Originally Posted by LaughingRat:

Why? Pigs are very clean, intelligent animals. Much moreso than dogs, even. Would you say that someone letting their dog sleep in their bed is disgusting?

yeah, i'd say dogs sleeping in your bed is disgusting too. at least pigs dont sweat, unlike the common "sweat like a pig" saying

Bulletstopper · 18th Jul 2005, 12:30 AM

Originally Posted by LaughingRat:

Why? Pigs are very clean, intelligent animals. Much moreso than dogs, even. Would you say that someone letting their dog sleep in their bed is disgusting?

For True!

ThaProphet · 18th Jul 2005, 11:08 AM

LMAO.

I made one, anyone wanna fight mine?! lol..

SpamSlayer · 18th Jul 2005, 01:39 PM

*looks for worlds strongest hamster*

Wheres the russian and american hamster fight?

LaughingRat · 18th Jul 2005, 02:07 PM

Originally Posted by SpamSlayer:

*looks for worlds strongest hamster*

Wheres the russian and american hamster fight?

The Russian and American hamsters stopped fighting when the Russian hamster renounced communism and embraced capitalism.

ThaProphet · 18th Jul 2005, 06:31 PM

Originally Posted by LaughingRat:

The Russian and American hamsters stopped fighting when the Russian hamster renounced communism and embraced capitalism.

LOL!!!

Decompiler · 19th Jul 2005, 06:21 AM

They were sharing tips of lawsuits and building faceless corporations when both were attack and defeated by a Tasmainian devil. Which does not need an insignificant knife taped to it's back with it's new ability to cause cancer with every bite.

beast · 19th Jul 2005, 07:20 AM

...meanwhile the American hamster was still trying to figure out how to draw upside down. ^_^

SpamSlayer · 19th Jul 2005, 09:23 AM

haha,this thread reminds of that that thread we started with one person posts a word then the next person posts a word related to the word before them? what happened to it?

or one of those I post a start story message and you continue it

16th Jul 2005, 03:12 PM	#1
-=V12US=- Member Registered: Jan 2003 Location: Netherlands Parasite: Yes	Hampster Fighting Machines Because rat deathmatch just doesn't cut it. [pun intended]

16th Jul 2005, 03:58 PM	#2
Swiss Mercenary Member Registered: Jan 2003 Location: Taking over the world - One mod at a time...	Umm... Where's the associated RLF propaganda? __________________ Originally Posted by Shug: Dan, does this girl even know you? At all?

16th Jul 2005, 06:47 PM	#5
Fuzzy Bunny Member Registered: Sep 2004 Location: In before Moses	Does this work with all small furry animals? __________________ Based on a true story. Now, about that custom battle music...

16th Jul 2005, 06:56 PM	#6
Baz Member Registered: Jan 2005 Location: 0xbaadf00d	what about dogs tails? __________________ ..it's safer here.

16th Jul 2005, 09:59 PM	#7
Radamanthus Member Registered: Jan 2003 Location: Playing with his blades.	Originally Posted by Swiss Mercenary: Umm... Where's the associated RLF propaganda? More accurately, where ISN'T the RLF propoganda? __________________ "Just off the border of your waking mind there lies another time, where darkness and light are one. As you tread the halls of sanity, you feel so glad to be unable to go beyond. I have a message from another time."

16th Jul 2005, 04:01 PM	#3
-=V12US=- Member Registered: Jan 2003 Location: Netherlands Parasite: Yes	Originally Posted by Swiss Mercenary: Umm... Where's the associated RLF propaganda? Who needs propaganda when you have rodent fighting machines!

16th Jul 2005, 04:17 PM	#4
Moses2k Member Registered: Oct 2004 Location: Was actually here before Fuzz	Fearsome!

16th Jul 2005, 10:32 PM	#8
Swiss Mercenary Member Registered: Jan 2003 Location: Taking over the world - One mod at a time...	Originally Posted by Radamanthus: More accurately, where ISN'T the RLF propoganda? Shouldn't the RLF be denouncing this? ??? __________________ Originally Posted by Shug: Dan, does this girl even know you? At all?

16th Jul 2005, 10:44 PM	#9
Convict Member Registered: Jan 2004 Location: Back in Oz...	I dunno I personally don't like cock-fighting or gerbils stabbing eachother it's not very funny.

16th Jul 2005, 10:56 PM	#10
beast Member Registered: Jan 2003 Location: typhoon 24 feat.	__________________ deserve victory

17th Jul 2005, 06:46 AM	#11
Phantaloz Member Registered: Oct 2004 Location: Not France	People seem to do absolutely everything __________________ The mean French look haunts...everywhere. Look mom, I double A'd Moses -2kmix- heavy

17th Jul 2005, 09:57 AM	#12
Ki!ler-Mk1 Member Registered: Apr 2005 Location: Boston, England	Is the thing at the top real, i cant stop laughing

17th Jul 2005, 10:28 AM	#13
TafferBoy Member Registered: Mar 2003 Location: Canberra Australia	lol, for better or for worse it was be extremely hard to get a hampster to fight another hampster, let alone get it to wield a lethal wepaon. Funny stuff though. __________________ .: Daymaster - Mockers Thievery Guild :. TDQ1.4\|TDQ-DM\|TOD-IV\|DM Promo

17th Jul 2005, 10:53 AM	#14
Røé Member Registered: Dec 2003 Location: In shadow's land with gold in my hand	I like the "Trouble shooting" section __________________ ViaNox°røé faweron

17th Jul 2005, 05:08 PM	#15
Garlisk Member Registered: Jan 2003 Location: I...don't...know?	Yeah, the "trouble shooting" section was the cherry on top for that toon. "If your hamster looks like this, you did something wrong. Something very, very wrong." bwhahahaha __________________ Garlisk's Fantasy Art Gallery www.usyetzer.com

17th Jul 2005, 05:18 PM	#16
okih-imus Member Registered: Sep 2003 Location: I DID beat Thievery! YEAH! (confirmed by dragon)	Now if you attached wires that shocked them to their hind legs to encourage them along it would be great fun! Screw Robot Wars, Hamster Wars Rules! They'd have to be secret though, dumb animal activists would get all upset.

17th Jul 2005, 06:08 PM	#17
Schleicher Member Registered: Jun 2003 Location: not in the Playboy Manor =(	Bah, hampsters. Only good as Snake fodder or for sleeping 90 percent of the day or pissing on sofa cushions or ruining every blanket you put on their cage (agreed to take care for a girlfriend ones ages ago, and with the exeption of being snake fodder this was all the little fuzzball did). Why anybody would want to pay money for having one as a pet is beyond me. But then again lotsa people have pigs as pets nowadays, letting them sleep in their beds and shit. Must be a sign of the age or something, dumb slothy convert food to shit pets for dumb slothy..errr. Or probably some people like feeling superior to something which is dumber than themselves. Stuff like this doesnt get made about parrots or dogs or cats, this sublimal desire to do cruel stuff to hampsters in jokes like that (i could count lotsa caricatures like that for example showing "gravity experiments" containing throwing hampsters outta windows) just shows that hampsters are boring to the grave. Point of this rant? Dont buy hampsters theyre really really boring and if you think they are cute i hate you. Theyre just like those little dogs only worse. GRRRGRGRG i think if im old ill spend my days poisoning little girls hampsters. Or ill get a meanass dog and train them to eat them (the hampsters) when they (the little girls) arent looking. Vice versa if im getting near that age where i cant shit on my own without help anymore. But then id probably train the dog to eat me. __________________ My leet Thievery Map My leet UT3 Map My leet AS Map

17th Jul 2005, 06:27 PM	#18
daniel Member Registered: Jan 2003 Location: home	pet pigs sleeping in their bed?! that is disgusting... __________________ This is my cool sig.

17th Jul 2005, 07:11 PM	#19
LaughingRat Member Registered: Jan 2003	Originally Posted by daniel: pet pigs sleeping in their bed?! that is disgusting... Why? Pigs are very clean, intelligent animals. Much moreso than dogs, even. Would you say that someone letting their dog sleep in their bed is disgusting?

17th Jul 2005, 07:18 PM	#20
Nachimir Moderator Registered: Jan 2003 Location: UK	Russian hamsters flip out and kill each other anyway. A childhood friend had some, and one of them ate most of another's head.

17th Jul 2005, 08:29 PM	#21
Schleicher Member Registered: Jun 2003 Location: not in the Playboy Manor =(	Originally Posted by LaughingRat: Would you say that someone letting their dog sleep in their bed is disgusting? Yes. Do you have a Pig Pet? ^^ Btw was going to ask if that friend did feed the hampsters at all, but a google search (the mentioning of those stupid things killing each other awoke my interest) revealed they are very territorial and stuff. Lawl. Gotta add "Train Hampster eating dog to take dumps on Hampster territories exlusively" to my when-im-old list. fuck my internet is slow today __________________ My leet Thievery Map My leet UT3 Map My leet AS Map

17th Jul 2005, 08:45 PM	#22
daniel Member Registered: Jan 2003 Location: home	Originally Posted by LaughingRat: Why? Pigs are very clean, intelligent animals. Much moreso than dogs, even. Would you say that someone letting their dog sleep in their bed is disgusting? yeah, i'd say dogs sleeping in your bed is disgusting too. at least pigs dont sweat, unlike the common "sweat like a pig" saying __________________ This is my cool sig.

18th Jul 2005, 12:30 AM	#23
Bulletstopper Member Registered: May 2003	Originally Posted by LaughingRat: Why? Pigs are very clean, intelligent animals. Much moreso than dogs, even. Would you say that someone letting their dog sleep in their bed is disgusting? For True! __________________ And maybe if I just drink half I'll be half buzzed for half of the time. Who's that mastermind behind that little line? With that kind of rational man I got half a mind, to have another half of glass of wine sounds asinine Yeah I know.

18th Jul 2005, 11:08 AM	#24
ThaProphet Member Registered: Oct 2004 Location: Orlando, FL, USA	LMAO. I made one, anyone wanna fight mine?! lol..

18th Jul 2005, 01:39 PM	#25
SpamSlayer Member Registered: Sep 2003 Location: Georgia, United States	looks for worlds strongest hamster Wheres the russian and american hamster fight? __________________ SSSSSPPPPPAAAAAMMMMM 44444 EEEEEVVVVVEEEEEAAAAA!!!!!

18th Jul 2005, 02:07 PM	#26
LaughingRat Member Registered: Jan 2003	Originally Posted by SpamSlayer: looks for worlds strongest hamster Wheres the russian and american hamster fight? The Russian and American hamsters stopped fighting when the Russian hamster renounced communism and embraced capitalism.

18th Jul 2005, 06:31 PM	#27
ThaProphet Member Registered: Oct 2004 Location: Orlando, FL, USA	Originally Posted by LaughingRat: The Russian and American hamsters stopped fighting when the Russian hamster renounced communism and embraced capitalism. LOL!!!

19th Jul 2005, 06:21 AM	#28
Decompiler Member Registered: Apr 2004 Location: Measuring the Great Southern Land	They were sharing tips of lawsuits and building faceless corporations when both were attack and defeated by a Tasmainian devil. Which does not need an insignificant knife taped to it's back with it's new ability to cause cancer with every bite. __________________ Conformity is the refuge of the unimaginative, the dull and the stupid The internet based realm of Decompiler

19th Jul 2005, 07:20 AM	#29
beast Member Registered: Jan 2003 Location: typhoon 24 feat.	...meanwhile the American hamster was still trying to figure out how to draw upside down. ^_^ __________________ deserve victory

19th Jul 2005, 09:23 AM	#30
SpamSlayer Member Registered: Sep 2003 Location: Georgia, United States	haha,this thread reminds of that that thread we started with one person posts a word then the next person posts a word related to the word before them? what happened to it? or one of those I post a start story message and you continue it __________________ SSSSSPPPPPAAAAAMMMMM 44444 EEEEEVVVVVEEEEEAAAAA!!!!!

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