500 Reasons you know you've been playing Theivery to much

[Machine]

Ok, We must bond together to achieve this (STUPID, AND SAD) goal! Post your silly reasons here!

Ok, here goes


001 - You examine every shadow and wonder if it can be hidden in whilst walking in the street

002 - You make "bling" noises when you pick up household objects

003 - You shout "DEEDUMM" when you achieve something (I.e passing/finishing an exam)

004 - When walking in the street at night, you keep looking down to see if you can be seen by others.

[Yenzarill]

005: You've been on the forums long enough to have seen hundreds of this type of thread come and go.

[modetwo]

006: You push crates all day long.

007: You circle strafe your boss.

008: You eat nothing 'but cheese and chicken.

009: You like to set things on fire, especially inside your house.

[Stakhanov]

010 : you pay attention to your own footsteps (true)
011 : when hearing someone in a Hide&Seek game you shout "You have the silence of an Elephant !"
012 : people find it disturbing how you look intensely at coin stacks or valuable objects...
013 : you ask someone a catfall potion if you don't have the time to go down the stairs...
014 : you're greatly temptated to jump on someone under you.

[Machine]

015 - You think Vimto(tm) makes you invisible.
016 - You rub your face against the wall and expect to be able to see thru it.

[Garlisk]

017: While walking through a dark hall, you hear a noise and put your back to the wall while trying to pull out a flare (happened once...I had just woken up and I really panicked when I didn't find a flare).

[Omega]

018: When one of those infra red detection lights goes out you expect someone to be near you.
019: You try to make the redcrosshair appear to pick up your keys in the drawer without opening it.

[Scoth]

Let's see, since I play as a guard a lot...

020 - You analyze every shadow and nook for potential thief hiding places
021 - You hear someone walking up behind you and feel the urge to whip around and whack them upside the head with a sharp object
022 - You have the urge to hit friends with a sword/mace a few times as a friendly gesture of greeting
023 - You have scary/fun TUT dreams
024 - You take the time to fill out silly "You know you've played too much" lists.

Okay, that's enough

Scoth

[Buho]

025 - In your "flying" dreams, you move very similarly to "freecam mode."
026 - You steal some stuff from your friend's house, escape, and then stand in the street not knowing what to do with it.
027 - You expect to pick up large boxes with ease.
028 - You pretend cherry Robitussin is health potion when you cut yourself.
029 - You'd rather play Thievery than spend time with your hot girlfriend.
030 - You don't have a girlfriend.
031 - It's Saturday night and you're playing Thievery.

*sob!*

[BiG_D]

026 - You steal some stuff from your friend's house, escape, and then stand in the street not knowing what to do with it.

hmmmm...
I actually did this, almost, I screwed up and he came after me with a shovel.

[LaughingRat]

032 You've contributed to this list. (Doh!)

[modetwo]

033: You say Doh!! when reading line no. 032

[BrokenArts]

#34 After a long day of shopping, and walking, shopping and more walking, I suddenly think to myself.

My feet......zaaay ache!

#35 Stepping on a staple the other day.....and piercing my foot, I yell out, *OWAH!!*

[The_Judge]

#36: When you are sleeping, you always recall games you've played, you analyze them and find new strategies for your traps.

#37: When you wake up and look at your sleeping brother (Tisfulakis) you are awfully tempted to kick his butt for being a BJ whore.

[Antero90]

038 - You sign your name with a tag
039 - When your day is over you say GG
040 - You cant resist grabing a can of Dr. Pepper
041 - There is a special room in your house filled with flashbombs, crack arrows, whistlers, mines, etc
042 - Every time you see a spider you kill it