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  • I'm commander Shepard, and this is my favourate movie on the Citidel!

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  • #2
    What can you tell me aboot the Citadel?

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    • #3
      It'll only work if they have Shepard be his renegade self most of the time. Not in a "Commander Shepard Is Such A Jerk" kind of way, but for the Bond One Liners and Deadpan Snarkiness.

      "A bomb!"

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      They also need to include this scene in the movie:

      Khalisah Bint Sinan Al-Jilani: "Khalisah Bint Sinan Al-Jilani, Westerlund News. Sources say that you're a sellout and are now just saving the galaxy for Money, Dear Boy."
      Shepard: "I've had enough of your mendacious articulations." *Punch*
      Last edited by Hybrid; 25 May 2010, 02:43 PM.

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      • #4
        Im Commander Grammar Nazi and this is my favorite misspelled thread title in these forums! >:p

        A Mass Effect Movie, meh dunno? They shoulda put money into making the third game faster.
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        • #5
          tl;dr - Is Uwe Boll involved?

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          • #6
            It best be good, and the soundtrack best be awesome.
            ~TuF~

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Moses2k View Post
              tl;dr - Is Uwe Boll involved?
              The only question that matters when a video game movie is discussed. I refuse to care about this thread until it is answered!
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              • #8
                Apparently the script is probably going to be from the same guy who raped I Am Legend into I Am Legend. Not a good omen!
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                • #9
                  So there will be six alternative endings which completely destroy any sense of meaningful narrative?

                  Seriously....what's the point of someone telling me a story, captivating me with a tale when I can just crawl back into my comfort cave with the ending that challenges my perceptions the least?

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                  • #10
                    Lets just hope The Rock won't be the main actor!
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                    • #11
                      No no no, surely it'll be this guy...

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                      • #12
                        Fine as long as he wears a turtleneck. A space turtleneck.

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                        • #13
                          Speaking of which, I wonder if Mass Effect (film) will include a scene where Shepard unzips a Future-Blouse.

                          'Course, they'd have to make it NC-17 for that one.

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                          • #14
                            I'll allow it, as long as he's wearing a robe and wizard hat.

                            A future-robe, that is.

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                            • #15
                              I think the bit where it says "actual sex is never depicted—the camera cuts away to space furniture and ceilings."

                              Space furniture?? You mean if I move into space I won't be able to bring any of my Earth furniture with me?
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