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  • v1.3 uber AI - THAT'S IT!!!

    I never spoke up before in this matter, but now this is fucking ridiculous. Maybe the AI was buffed a bit too much in 1.3, but that's OK. Homing flare-farting guards, OK. Guards that know exactly where you are in complete darkness, OK. Ridiculous accuracy, OK. Bat-hearing, OK. But this time, I've been playing a solo game on Asylum, and there were no guards anywhere within sight or even in the vicinity, PLOP! this happens without warning:
















    Come on, someone's gotta tone down the AI!

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    Is that one of the bugs joelio listed? The shit talk bug?

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    • #3
      Ooh, a small screenshot.

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      • #4
        Should anyone else find themselves in this situation, I'll give you some small advice:




        RUN!!!!!!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Arrowgrab
          I never spoke up before in this matter, but now this is fucking ridiculous. Maybe the AI was buffed a bit too much in 1.3, but that's OK. Homing flare-farting guards, OK. Guards that know exactly where you are in complete darkness, OK. Ridiculous accuracy, OK. Bat-hearing, OK. But this time, I've been playing a solo game on Asylum, and there were no guards anywhere within sight or even in the vicinity, PLOP! this happens without warning:

          Come on, someone's gotta tone down the AI!
          I can tell you're upset about this, Dave....

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          • #6
            I can see a lot of people aren't going to get this joke.

            As for me...

            ROFL!11 :lol: :lol: :lol: :grin: 8)
            TCO – Retired
            Former TCO Head of Intelligence – Retired

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            • #7
              Originally posted by SNAFU
              I can see a lot of people aren't going to get this joke.
              Really? I figured everyone would get that.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by LaughingRat
                Originally posted by Arrowgrab
                I never spoke up before in this matter, but now this is fucking ridiculous. Maybe the AI was buffed a bit too much in 1.3, but that's OK. Homing flare-farting guards, OK. Guards that know exactly where you are in complete darkness, OK. Ridiculous accuracy, OK. Bat-hearing, OK. But this time, I've been playing a solo game on Asylum, and there were no guards anywhere within sight or even in the vicinity, PLOP! this happens without warning:

                Come on, someone's gotta tone down the AI!
                I can tell you're upset about this, Dave....
                they should make a map with a suped up AI named Hal
                "They say we cleaned out the royal treasury, and took the kings wedding ring off his finger as he slept!" "That must have taken an entire team of our best sneaks." "I heard it was lieutenant Jarvis." "Impossible!"
                -Two unknown CTG probies

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by LaughingRat
                  Originally posted by SNAFU
                  I can see a lot of people aren't going to get this joke.
                  Really? I figured everyone would get that.
                  Maybe GET it. But not everyone can totally appreciate it... unless you all have played either of the System Shock games.
                  TCO – Retired
                  Former TCO Head of Intelligence – Retired

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                  • #10
                    There's a System Shock joke behind that? Guess I need to leave Thievery for a while so I can play it...not. But its funny all on its own, it sounds like something the AI would say in its current uber state.

                    Kiech
                    www.thecrackaz.com
                    Kiech

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by SNAFU
                      Maybe GET it. But not everyone can totally appreciate it... unless you all have played either of the System Shock games.
                      I've never played System Shock. It's not a System Shock joke. I think YOU didn't get the reference, either here, or in System Shock, to "2001: A Space Odyssey".

                      Now Jarv got it.

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                      • #12
                        bart.overclocked.org
                        Check out the shodan hacked mix for original sentence.
                        "There's no problem that can't be solved with a big crate!"

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Bloody-Reaper
                          bart.overclocked.org
                          Check out the shodan hacked mix for original sentence.
                          Umm. No. Original sentence came from long before there even WAS a Shodan.

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                          • #14
                            <--lost..(thankfully)

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                            • #15
                              It's true....

                              How can you challenge me?

                              only human.....
                              ~TuF~

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