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  • Thievery Poem... sorta

    I had to write a narrative poem a while ago in school. But the teacher let any topic go, so I wrote one with some inspiration from ThieveryUT... here goes (it got a 50 outta 50 too :twisted: )

    One night a certain thief
    Who went by the name Van Cleef
    Decided to plunder the place
    Of a man called Olsperace.

    This thief went silently into the house
    As quietly as a mouse
    He went and took a lyre
    And in his haste hit a trip wire

    In this, the thief set off a trap
    That opened up an enormous hole
    That drops thieves to stop them from their goal
    Of taking the lyre, thus saving the masters' nap.

    The thief who was an eager beaver
    Had not checked for any lever
    To disarm that ingenious trap
    So he wound up in TH-Breakout* in a snap.

    (*TH-Breakout wasn't in the original, but I decided hey why not. Original was 'jail'. How boring. Van Cleef eventually used up all the thief lives in TH-Breakout, being pwned by Chalrif.)

    And on a side note, I tried somethin ebil... but no one may know yet. (cept some RL friends o' mine.
    Fin


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    • #3
      Not really related, but what the hell. These are actually song lyrics:

      Everyone knows someone we'd be better off without.
      But best not mention names, for we don't know who's about.
      But why commit a murder and risk the fires of Hell?
      When black widows in the privy can do it just as well.

      Now poison's good, and daggers, and arrows in the back.
      And if you're really desperate you can try a front attack.
      But are they really worthy of the risk of getting caught?
      When black widows in the privy need not be bribed or bought.

      So if there's one of whom you wish most simply to be rid,
      Just wait 'til dark and point the way to where the widows' hid.
      And say to them "I think you'll find this one is the best."
      And black widows in the privy will gladly do the rest.

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      • #4
        Hahaha, good ones.
        :lol:
        And what is the song, LaughingRat?
        JM

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Lurox
          And what is the song, LaughingRat?
          "Black Widows in the Privy". Duh.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by LaughingRat
            "Black Widows in the Privy". Duh.
            That's just a rip-off of Redbacks in the Dunny.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Entropy
              Originally posted by LaughingRat
              "Black Widows in the Privy". Duh.
              That's just a rip-off of Redbacks in the Dunny.
              Probably. It IS a filk song.

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