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  • Cybar sex0r (rofle)

    TAKE 1 ACTION!

    J-Dogg: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
    Partner3: Aight.
    J-Dogg: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
    Partner3: I slip out of my pants, just for you, J-Dogg.
    J-Dogg: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
    Partner3: Oh, I like to play dress up.
    J-Dogg: Me too baby.
    Partner3: I kiss you softly on your chest.
    J-Dogg: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
    Partner3: Hey...
    J-Dogg: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
    Partner3: Funny I still don't see it.
    J-Dogg: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness.
    Partner3: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
    J-Dogg: Don't fuck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
    J-Dogg: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
    Partner3: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
    J-Dogg: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
    J-Dogg: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
    J-Dogg: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
    J-Dogg: Baby?



    TAKE 2 ACTION

    Partner3: You ready for some lovin'?
    Jay_Z: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
    Partner3: I like your music Jay... Tee hee.
    Jay_Z: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
    Partner3: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
    Partner3: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
    Jay_Z: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
    Partner3: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
    Jay_Z: Oh shit
    Partner3: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me fucking kiddie porn you fuck up.
    Jay_Z: Oh shit
    Jay_Z: damn I gotta write down their names or something...


  • #2
    teh funay. Maybe we could all spam those morons... It isn't like they don't spam my inbox. Would be funny to get back at them.
    Genius is a blink before a moment of insanity.
    "Dream is Destiny"
    Waking Life

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    • #3
      So, V12US, you got shot down twice by the same person, eh?

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      • #4
        hahaha! what a buncha premium brewed green tea using filtered water, high fructose corn syrup, honey, citric acid, natural flavors, ginseng extract, with a little ascorbic acid!
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        • #5
          That's going to be forwarded to a couple of people I know.

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          • #6
            thats hilarious

            I salute you for creativity
            "Shivers running down my spine,
            whos blood? I know its mine.
            -I am The Hunted"

            GBH

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            • #7
              HAHAHHAHA :lol: that was great

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              • #8
                Originally posted by LaughingRat
                So, V12US, you got shot down twice by the same person, eh?
                No more rap artists for me.

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                • #9
                  I have to try this sometime...

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                  • #10
                    V12US that was the funniest thing I've seen in a long while
                    All americans suck donkey balls except for you!

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                    • #11
                      ROFLMAO!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
                      <makes love to TuT again and again...and again>

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                      • #12
                        We should make a theme of this, gets some chicks to cyber with us, put on our wizard hat and robe, bone them and then post the scripts here. Have to be real scripts though. It would be fucking hilarious
                        All americans suck donkey balls except for you!

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                        • #13
                          Isnt real life bettar than this cyber seX?
                          In the Future, One Duck Is The Law.

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                          • #14
                            ...especially with wizard hats.
                            Ah, to be a hero. Keeping such company...

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by -=V12US=-
                              Jay_Z: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
                              That's the best line! Ha ha ha!

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