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    An Asian lady married an English gentleman and they lived happily ever after
    in London. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but
    did manage to communicate with her husband.
    The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

    One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't
    know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt
    to show her thighs.

    The butcher got the message and the lady went home with chicken legs.
    The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how
    say it, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The
    lady got what she wanted.

    The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to
    communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

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    What were you thinking?

    Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!!!!!

  • #2
    GerbilSong gave Jimmy some unnecessary ventilation.

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    • #3
      umm ok. LR, don't you have some work to do or something?

      .......some people have too much time on thier hands.....

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      • #4
        and with their groceries......
        How TuF are you?
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        • #5
          Originally posted by LaughingRat
          What were you thinking?

          Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!!!!!
          True dat, but how did she "communicate" to her husband what she wanted? I mean, wouldn't there be misunderstandings?
          ]V[]V[

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Ghostly apparition
            umm ok. LR, don't you have some work to do or something?

            .......some people have too much time on thier hands.....
            Cut, paste, submit....

            Took less time to post the joke than it did to post this response.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by LaughingRat
              What were you thinking?
              I suppose the woman could have elongated her clitoris.

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              • #8
                lol

                I was actually thinking of something different... ops:
                hehe.... this is a sig no?

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                • #9
                  LOL! NICE!


                  I gotta remember that one!
                  "Just off the border of your waking mind there lies another time, where darkness and light are one. As you tread the halls of sanity, you feel so glad to be unable to go beyond. I have a message from another time."

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by hAiNeSy
                    Originally posted by LaughingRat
                    What were you thinking?
                    I suppose the woman could have elongated her clitoris.

                    That's sick and vulgar... :|
                    Genius is a blink before a moment of insanity.
                    "Dream is Destiny"
                    Waking Life

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Curunir
                      Originally posted by hAiNeSy
                      I suppose the woman could have elongated her clitoris.
                      That's sick and vulgar... :|
                      But penis enlargement is perfectly OK....

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                      • #12
                        No, I don't need that, thank you. Not all of us are born "less fortunate."
                        Genius is a blink before a moment of insanity.
                        "Dream is Destiny"
                        Waking Life

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Curunir
                          No, I don't need that, thank you. Not all of us are born "less fortunate."
                          True, so you shouldn't be ashamed.

                          :grin:
                          The only constant is change.
                          (And I wouldn't have it any other way.)

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                          • #14
                            Why should I be ashamed? I haven't done anything cosmetically to my body. I have nothing to be ashamed of. :roll:
                            Genius is a blink before a moment of insanity.
                            "Dream is Destiny"
                            Waking Life

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Curunir
                              Why should I be ashamed? I haven't done anything cosmetically to my body. I have nothing to be ashamed of. :roll:
                              You're a stpuidhed.
                              The only constant is change.
                              (And I wouldn't have it any other way.)

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