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  • Bird..... BIRD!?!

    ROFLMAO! :lol:

    I was going to the bathroom on the ground floor, but it was occupied so I went up one stair to our second toilet... When I got upstairs I looked into my room and on my desk... When I looked on the desk I saw the normal stuff and a bird...

    I just thought... "bird" :? I stared at the bird for like 2 second before I went on... :|

    I went into the toilet and then I realised... BIRD!?!

    I ran out of the toilet and there was a real living bird in my room! And the little bird had placed a little poop on my bed! And one or two poops in every single room in the house! :x

    I laughed my a$$ off!!! I let the bird out and started to look for the damn poops... I found like 25 poops in my house! How chold that little bird place 25 poops in so little time?!? It had only been inside for max. 1 hour... :?


    And how did the bird get in? :? No clue... all entries were closed... :|


    Maybe you shold recruit him to a guild as thief?
    hehe.... this is a sig no?

  • #2
    poop.

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    • #3
      Deftones

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Kain
        How chold that little bird place 25 poops in so little time?!? It had only been inside for max. 1 hour...
        Small animals have faster metabolisms than large animals.
        Birds have faster metabolisms than mammals.
        Stress accelerates the metabolisms, and causes poor digestion.
        Animals tend to 'poop' when they are scared.
        The 4 combined = Alot of dung in little time.

        Originally posted by Kain
        And how did the bird get in?
        Do you have a fireplace?

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        • #5
          Maybe not, but I'd put money on it that he has windows :roll:
          All americans suck donkey balls except for you!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by SeEManN
            rofl!! nice pic :lol:
            This is my cool sig.

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            • #7
              Poop!
              I'm cool!

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              • #8
                you know poop spells backwards is poop

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Kain
                  And how did the bird get in? :? No clue... all entries were closed... :|
                  Does this say anything to you?
                  hehe.... this is a sig no?

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                  • #10
                    you know poop spells backwards is poop
                    And this spelled backwards is siht... So what?
                    Ah, to be a hero. Keeping such company...

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                    • #11
                      See DQ, toidi spelled backwards is idiot.
                      The only constant is change.
                      (And I wouldn't have it any other way.)

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                      • #12
                        I don't know which is more exciting, these amusing palindromes or the bird story!

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                        • #13
                          .toidi si sdrawkcab delleps idiot ,QD eeS
                          JM

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                          • #14
                            Thievery spelled backwards is yrevieht!

                            BWAB!

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                            • #15
                              .boj tnemtnrevog a evah tsum I

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