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    http://project-apollo.net/text/rpg.html

  • #2
    woa..wasn't expecting a thief thing on there
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    • #3
      I sent him one he missed:

      You will NEVER be able to steal the shopkeepers inventory beyond a few trinkets. Even if you kill him, you will never find where he keeps his goodies.
      Kiech

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      • #4
        Funny stuff. But...

        #1 cliche of all console games...

        YOU WILL ALWAYS DROWN TO DEATH IF YOU TOUCH WATER OMG
        (AKA Dresden)
        Despite all my rage, I am still just a dwarf in a cage.

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        • #5
          What about:

          You can't kill the friendly people no matter how hard or how long you try.

          They've gotta make a game where you can kill everything. Hehe. Even concrete walls or telephone poles.
          The only constant is change.
          (And I wouldn't have it any other way.)

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          • #6
            Originally posted by CrouchingDork
            What about:

            You can't kill the friendly people no matter how hard or how long you try.

            They've gotta make a game where you can kill everything. Hehe. Even concrete walls or telephone poles.

            That's what I've been wanting for a looong time. A completely interactive game, where there are no limits.
            Genius is a blink before a moment of insanity.
            "Dream is Destiny"
            Waking Life

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Curunir
              That's what I've been wanting for a looong time. A completely interactive game, where there are no limits.
              We have one of those. It's called "life".

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              • #8
                Originally posted by LaughingRat
                Originally posted by Curunir
                That's what I've been wanting for a looong time. A completely interactive game, where there are no limits.
                We have one of those. It's called "life".
                Nah, it's Half-Life 2. :lol:

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by LaughingRat
                  Originally posted by Curunir
                  That's what I've been wanting for a looong time. A completely interactive game, where there are no limits.
                  We have one of those. It's called "life".

                  Aww come on... Like I can do the thing in real life that I can do in video games...


                  I can't run around with a sword hacking up everyone now can I? And not have any consequences, that is.


                  I eard about HL2, I hope it is very interactive.
                  Genius is a blink before a moment of insanity.
                  "Dream is Destiny"
                  Waking Life

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by CrouchingDork
                    What about:

                    You can't kill the friendly people no matter how hard or how long you try.

                    They've gotta make a game where you can kill everything. Hehe. Even concrete walls or telephone poles.
                    In the Baldur's Gate series you can pretty much kill anyone you want... Unfortunately, that won't get you very far.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Swiss Mercenary
                      Originally posted by CrouchingDork
                      What about:

                      You can't kill the friendly people no matter how hard or how long you try.

                      They've gotta make a game where you can kill everything. Hehe. Even concrete walls or telephone poles.
                      In the Baldur's Gate series you can pretty much kill anyone you want... Unfortunately, that won't get you very far.
                      *goes to download baldur's gate*
                      The only constant is change.
                      (And I wouldn't have it any other way.)

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                      • #12
                        It's called Postal2 :lol:

                        Can kill damn near anyone you wish. Check to see if its not ban in your country today!
                        ZT

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                        • #13
                          All those cliches are used on the RPG World Webcomic! (starting at http://www.rpgworldcomic.com/d/20000827.html )

                          W00t?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by CrouchingDork
                            Originally posted by Swiss Mercenary
                            Originally posted by CrouchingDork
                            What about:

                            You can't kill the friendly people no matter how hard or how long you try.

                            They've gotta make a game where you can kill everything. Hehe. Even concrete walls or telephone poles.
                            In the Baldur's Gate series you can pretty much kill anyone you want... Unfortunately, that won't get you very far.
                            *goes to download baldur's gate*
                            Baldur's Gate 2 - damn best RPG I have played. Ignore that postal2 thing. ;p

                            I hear BG 1 is just as great.

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                            • #15
                              Is it for PC? I wanna download it.

                              The only constant is change.
                              (And I wouldn't have it any other way.)

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