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  • Chain Letter Email

    I recieved this email and found it rather funny.

    This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired
    and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one doesn't cost anything!
    Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and
    discontented. Then bundle up your wife and/or girlfriend and send her to the man
    whose name appears at the top of the following list, and add your name to the
    bottom of the list. When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women.
    One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have. At the
    writing of this letter, a friend of mine has already received 184 women,
    of whom four were worth keeping.

    REMEMBER this chain brings luck.

    One man's pit bull died, and the next day he received a Playboy
    playmate.

    An unmarried Jewish man living with his widowed mother was able to
    choose between a Hooter's waitress and a Hollywood super model.

    You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN!

    One man broke the chain and got his wife back again.

    Let's keep it going, men! Just add your name to the bottom of the list.













    Bill Clinton
    780 3rd Ave
    New York, NY 10017

    Billy Clinton
    780 3rd Ave
    New York, NY 10017

    William Jefferson Clinton
    780 3rd Ave
    New York, NY 10017

    W. Jefferson Clinton
    780 3rd Ave
    New York, NY 10017

    W. Jeff Clinton
    780 3rd Ave
    New York, NY 10017

    W. J. Clinton
    780 3rd Ave
    New York, NY 10017

    W. Clinton
    780 3rd Ave
    New York, NY 10017

    William J Clinton
    780 3rd Ave
    New York, NY 10017

    Mr. Hillary Clinton
    780 3rd Ave
    New York, NY 10017

    Mr. Slick Willie Clinton
    780 3rd Ave
    New York, NY 10017

  • #2
    Aren't you supposed to add your name to the bottom of the list, Grank?

    I think this chain letter thing will go great for some people on this forum...

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    • #3
      Hey, Grank, can I be the one to get your wife?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by LaughingRat
        Hey, Grank, can I be the one to get your wife?

        I thought we were supposed to send you off to Grank... *Cough cough Likita, LR*

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        • #5
          OMG! You're spamming spam on the Spam Forum!

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          • #6
            *raises an eyebrow*
            ~*~Likita~*~

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            • #7
              DarkProject
              123 Fake Street
              Happy Land Where Women Make Sence, USA
              http://profiles.myspace.com/users/7360475
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              -=:ToB:=-Forums: www.endarkend.net/phpbb/
              -=:ToB:=-PayingSins (TUT MAP)- http://www.endarkend.net/downloads/m...oB_Payback.zip

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              • #8
                Salsa
                1234 Dead End Drive
                Bones, Idaho

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                • #9
                  SM
                  1313, Street 666
                  Hippy BC, Canada

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                  • #10
                    do any of you even HAVE wives?
                    ~*~Likita~*~

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by LikitaRenn
                      do any of you even HAVE wives?
                      Grank does. I wouldn't have asked for his if he didn't. Duh.

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                      • #12
                        Then bundle up your wife and/or girlfriend
                        Originally posted by LikitaRenn
                        do any of you even HAVE wives?

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                        • #13
                          ahh, didn't see the gf part i guess... lol, i was just thinking about how people always want to get rid of their wives/husbands
                          *sighs* duh... *feels stupid*
                          ~*~Likita~*~

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by LikitaRenn
                            *feels stupid*
                            My job in this thread is done.

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                            • #15
                              -=V12US=-
                              Behind the dumpster on 7th street
                              Flats

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