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    A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided he wanted to marry her
    right away.

    She said, "But we don't know anything about each other."

    He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along."

    So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very
    nice resort. One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of
    his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a two and a half tuck
    gainer, this was followed by three rotations in a jackknife position, where
    he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more
    demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.

    She said," That was incredible!"

    He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd
    learn more about ourselves as we went along."

    So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about fifty
    laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel, hardly out of breath.

    He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"

    "No." she said, "I was a hooker in Oshkosh, Wisconsin and I worked both
    sides of Lake Winnebago."

  • #2
    Originally posted by LaughingRat
    " That was incredible!"
    I'm cool!

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    • #3
      Originally posted by !eduDageM
      Originally posted by LaughingRat
      " That was incredible!"
      "Just off the border of your waking mind there lies another time, where darkness and light are one. As you tread the halls of sanity, you feel so glad to be unable to go beyond. I have a message from another time."

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      • #4

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Radamanthus
          Originally posted by !eduDageM
          Originally posted by LaughingRat
          " That was incredible!"
          rofl!! sorry thwark but it's not a very long quote
          This is my cool sig.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Salsa
            Oh definitely, I agree. :lol:
            Never let LaughingRat shave your testicles with a rusty serrated knife.

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            • #7
              well LR, we already have one joke thread
              http://www.thieveryut.com/bb/viewtopic.php?t=2178

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              • #8
                Originally posted by koraX
                well LR, we already have one joke thread
                http://www.thieveryut.com/bb/viewtopic.php?t=2178
                Yeah, but that would have been necro-posting.

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                • #9
                  LR = Cheese Head ?
                  Never let LaughingRat shave your testicles with a rusty serrated knife.

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                  • #10
                    All I can say is:

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                    • #11
                      Good, Swiss, that means you're remembering to flush.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by LaughingRat
                        So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about fifty
                        laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel, hardly out of breath.

                        He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"

                        "No." she said, "I was a hooker in Oshkosh, Wisconsin and I worked both
                        sides of Lake Winnebago."
                        I presume lake Winnebago is a big lake?

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                        • #13
                          It ain't no goldfish pond.

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                          • #14
                            cheesehead.
                            I'm not so bad... Once you get to know me.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Thwark
                              cheesehead.
                              Could be, but everyone south of WI is a shithead, so....

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