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  • #16
    Whoops. Well damn it, it's been a friggin long time since I ever had anything to do with syllable. Besides, it's 4 AM here, why the hell am I not in bed yet?
    ]V[]V[

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    • #17
      There once was a troll
      A jolly old troll
      Looking for an DMin rush

      He spammed the forum
      All thievery forums
      Offering treasures lush

      He got to the room
      In the dark dank tomb
      And then commenced to wail

      When the great big FAG
      That firebolt bag
      Charged the troll with "OMG WTF LAG"

      That demonic beast
      That thief eating beast
      Promptly owned the troll with glee

      His approach? The latest
      His AI? The Greatest
      "Float like butterfly, sting like bee!"

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      • #18
        That's not a haiku either.

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        • #19
          But if anyone has read the LOTR, they might catch the inside joke...

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          • #20
            Originally posted by !eduDageM
            Crab crab crab crab crab,
            Crab crab crab crab crab crab crab,
            Crab crab crab crab crab.


            Whatever it is about that... i found it quite funny.

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            • #21
              Open UnrealEd
              Merge segments together
              Oops, a crash you got
              JM

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              • #22
                Several people
                Have counting deficiency
                Wrong syllable sum
                Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, n. See also Irony.

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                • #23
                  lobster lobster lob
                  lobster lobster lobster lob
                  lobster lobster lob

                  or

                  hey you should go see
                  Pirates Of the Carribbean
                  fuck thats at least eight

                  or

                  does anyone else
                  have to count the syllables
                  with their damn fingers
                  "Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them."

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Lurox
                    Open UnrealEd
                    Merge segments together
                    Oops, a crash you got
                    Minor rewrite:

                    UnrealEd opens,
                    Segments merge, unifying
                    Desktop, here I come.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by LaughingRat
                      Minor rewrite:

                      UnrealEd opens,
                      Segments merge, unifying
                      Desktop, here I come.
                      Wate, can't you pronounce UnrealED with 4 syllables? Un-re-al-ed?
                      ]V[]V[

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                      • #26
                        Yeah, I suck at writing english poetry.
                        JM

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by MortalMonkey
                          Wate, can't you pronounce UnrealED with 4 syllables? Un-re-al-ed?
                          The word "real" is typically pronounced as a single syllable, so I'd pronounce UnrealEd as three.

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                          • #28
                            Profanity is
                            crutch for inarticulate
                            motherfuckers, yo.*



                            *As spoken by Sylvester Stallone
                            Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, n. See also Irony.

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                            • #29
                              i was waiting for someone to do that.
                              "Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them."

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                              • #30
                                So was I, except it didn't seem to be happening.
                                Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, n. See also Irony.

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