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  • #46
    Now Ued is dead
    I get very, very mad
    I post on this site
    "Just off the border of your waking mind there lies another time, where darkness and light are one. As you tread the halls of sanity, you feel so glad to be unable to go beyond. I have a message from another time."

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    • #47
      My Brother is mean
      I build my house in Ued
      I fill him with bolts
      "Just off the border of your waking mind there lies another time, where darkness and light are one. As you tread the halls of sanity, you feel so glad to be unable to go beyond. I have a message from another time."

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      • #48
        A psychiatrist,
        Radamanthus should see one,
        Danger for Brother.

        Long, Black, Glistening,
        Hold it with my sweaty hand,
        My big hard blackjack.

        Haiku so easy
        Make them up with no effort
        pity they all suck, yenz.

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        • #49
          "pity they all suck, yenz" is 6 syllables....

          Exploring, we are.
          There's the roof hatch, let's go.
          Oh man, now we're caught.

          That pretty much explains my night.
          The only constant is change.
          (And I wouldn't have it any other way.)

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          • #50
            Noble Rodents Yell!
            Beer Cheese Soup In Every Pot!
            Long Live Rebellion!
            "A gerbil is a rodent, wretched creature and quite possibly represents yourself there unclean vile obsolete weak and live happily in there and others filth, they have caused plague and death to humans and nearly wiped us out" - industrialism

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            • #51
              Originally posted by CrouchingDork
              "pity they all suck, yenz" is 6 syllables....
              You don't say?

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Mad_Gerbil
                Noble Rodents Yell!
                Beer Cheese Soup In Every Pot!
                Long Live Rebellion!
                RLF's liberation
                Involves porn and animal
                abuse. Hypocrites.

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                • #53
                  I fall off a roof
                  the ground coming flying up
                  ops: i have no catfall
                  "Just off the border of your waking mind there lies another time, where darkness and light are one. As you tread the halls of sanity, you feel so glad to be unable to go beyond. I have a message from another time."

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                  • #54
                    dark forces 4 is
                    also jedi knght 3 is
                    also outcast 2
                    "Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them."

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                    • #55
                      Gawddamn DM'ers
                      Wreck destruction everywhere
                      Firespam them all!:twisted:

                      Thief in the shadows
                      Can't see where I am going
                      Shadowslash like nuts

                      Where the heck am I?
                      Objective ruby is gone!
                      Boy does my head hurt... :?

                      Man, this crack is good
                      All the guards want to have it
                      Little sniff won't hurt

                      Lay my traps for kill
                      Mines are teh r0xx0r to use
                      Big, bad thief go boom

                      N00bies use all lives
                      Now just me and twenty guards
                      God doth hate me so

                      1 r teh F47 C47
                      Guards attack but can't kill me
                      They won't get my gold...

                      Three in the morning
                      And here I sit coffee-less
                      I need some more sleep.

                      How unoriginal
                      Such are all my haikus
                      Beg for me to stop!

                      Oh crap-a-lishe-ous
                      I am out of ideas!
                      I will write no more.
                      TCO – Retired
                      Former TCO Head of Intelligence – Retired

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by LaughingRat
                        A number of people have taken to writing computer related haiku as well, as the sentiments often expressed are somewhat melancholy in tone, and express what some people feel at the problems they encounter with computers.

                        Mistake - "format C:"
                        Electronic, spinning whir.
                        Your data is gone.
                        You wish... there are prog for that but you dont know that
                        [KYO] - Knock You Out

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                        • #57
                          You mean like

                          Linux kernel compile
                          God4m3d segmation faults
                          bill gates is for me

                          dark stone in the night
                          footsteps echo all around
                          see not my body.+
                          word.

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by DhaThief
                            there are prog for that but you dont know that
                            You mean like unformat.com which comes with DOS and Windows?
                            Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, n. See also Irony.

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                            • #59
                              Secrets I have found
                              Dr. Pepper on the roof
                              Time to get drunk now

                              "Hey! Is someone there?"
                              *thwack* *smack* *crumple* Drag away
                              The thief glides anon
                              "Just off the border of your waking mind there lies another time, where darkness and light are one. As you tread the halls of sanity, you feel so glad to be unable to go beyond. I have a message from another time."

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                              • #60
                                Ok... you guys don't really get it. It's not supposed to be a huge collection of 3 lines, or just a sentence or two divided into 3 lines. Here, rather than explain it, I'll give you a link.

                                http://www.toyomasu.com/haiku/
                                The only constant is change.
                                (And I wouldn't have it any other way.)

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