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  • Pop-diddly-dang-doodily-up's!

    I diddly dang doo diddly try to get rid of these dang doodling pop-ups, but they just dang diddly dingly don't want to go away.

    Gosh dang doodily!

    (Btw, saying diddly doodly, etc., is Ned Flander's way of releaving anger. )

    Aaaaaaaaanyways, I've had them before. They're the ones that come up all the time, with apparently nothing running to make them come up (like Edonkey or Kazaa), Internet Explorer isn't open, and nothing else really is open, just what I need to run the computer. But yet they STILL come up. (Wow, that was crappy sentence structure. Maybe I'll edit it when they invent the 36 hour day.)

    Oh dammit, there goes another one. Some freaking ad about how to get rid of this ad. That's the annoying part too, pretty much all of the ads I get are about how to get rid of them.... for 29.95.

    So I crawled from the twisted burning wreckage, I crawled for three whole days on my hands and knees! Carrying my big leather suitcase and my ten-pound bowling ball and my tenor saxophone and my lucky lucky autographed snorkel. But finally I arrived at the world famous, ALBERQUERQE HOLIDAY INN! Where the towels are oh so fluffy! And you can eat your soup out of the ashtrays if you wanna! It's Ok they're clean!

    Anyways... *reminds self to stop listening to Wierd Al and watching simpsons when trying to be partially serious* any ideas? And I've used Ad-aware and Spybot - Search and Destroy, both up to date, with no luck (For those of you that have never used SB - S&D, I recommend trying it. It found a whole lot of crap that Adaware didn't. Just make sure you use the built in updater.)

    If you don't want to listen to me ramble on about "Alberquerque", stop reading here.

    Well I checked into my room, and I turned down the AC, and I turned on the spectrovision, and I was just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow that I love so very very much... when suddenly, there's a knock on the door. Well now who could that be? I say who is it? There's no answer. Who iiiiis it? There's no answer! WHO IS IT? They're not sayin' anything! So finally I go over and I open the door, and just as I suspected. It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a flock-of-seagulls haircut and ooonly one nostril. Awwww man I hate it when I'm right. So anyways he burst into my room and he grabbed my lucky snorkel and I'm like, hey! You can't have that! That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me! And he's like "tough", and I'm like "Give it!", and he's like "Make me", and I'm like ".....K!". So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my asophogus, and I bit off his ear, and he chewed off my eyebrows, and I took out his appendix, and he gave me a colonic irrigation! Yes indeedie you better believe it! And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook. And 20 seconds later I heard a familiar voice. And you know what it said? I'll tell you what it said! It said "If you'd like to make a call! Please hang up and dial again! If you need help hang up and then dial your ooooooooooperator! If you'd like to make a call! Please hang up and dial again! If you need help hang up and then dial your ooooooooooperator!"

    In AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLBERQUEEEEEEERQUE! In AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLBERQUEEEEEEERQUE!

    Well to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel. But I made a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest, I would not sleep for an instant, until the one-nostriled-man was brought to justice. But first I decided to buy some donuts. So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop....

    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee. I drank too much ice tea. [email protected] POP UP!
    gdsakj;ldn.hgnb/d .,f/cZXnxcv
    The only constant is change.
    (And I wouldn't have it any other way.)

  • #2
    Originally posted by CrouchingDork
    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee.
    I remember that squirrel! :lol:
    http://profiles.myspace.com/users/7360475
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    • #3
      You do? It bit me. The jerk.

      Anyways, send money. The carpet for my walls is awfully expensive.
      The only constant is change.
      (And I wouldn't have it any other way.)

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      • #4
        CrouchingDork

        if running XP, goto Adminstrative options, goto services, and scroll down to messenger. This isn't the same thing as MSN messenger, its the windows messaging service that no one uses but lots of ads pop up in. Goto properties and set it to either manual or disabled. Poof, no more pop ups.

        Read this article for more info
        http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,4149,990145,00.asp

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        • #5
          OMG l337!

          J00 pwn me.

          *smashes head on the wall*

          Errr... thanks.
          The only constant is change.
          (And I wouldn't have it any other way.)

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          • #6
            That reminds me of a song ....
            soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
            jerry lee lewis was the devil
            jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
            all of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
            so there was only one thing that I could do
            was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

            ding dang a dong bong bing bong
            ticky ticky thought of a gun
            everytime I try to do it all now baby
            am I on the run
            why why why why why baby
            if it's so evil then?
            give me my time, with all my power
            give it to me all again (wow)
            ding a ding a dang a dong dong ding dong
            every where I go

            everytime you tell me baby
            when I settle down
            got to get me a trailer park
            and hold my world around
            why why why why?

            ding ding donga dong dong ding dong
            dingy dingy son of a gun
            half my time I tell you baby
            never am I all for sure
            why why why why why baby
            sicky sicky from within
            everytime I stick my finger on in ya
            you're a wild wild little town bitch
            now how 'bout ding a dang dong dong dong ling long
            dingy a dingy dong a down

            everytime you tell me baby
            when I settle down
            got to get me a trailer park
            and hold my world around
            why why why why?

            in my dang a ding a ding a ding dong
            a sticky sticky son of a gun
            ding a danga danga dong dong ding dong
            why why never know
            why why wack a dong a dang ding dong
            then you take it on the bill
            ding dang dong don't dong
            whoa!

            I wanna love ya!

            why why why, why why darling
            do you do you tell me to play?
            half the time I talk about it all now baby
            you know what I'm talkin' about I said
            why why why it'll
            ticky ticky ticky ticky
            son of a gun
            ding ding dong a bong bong bing bong
            ticky ticky thought of a gun

            bing bing bang a bang a bang bing bong bing a bing bang a bong
            binga bing a bang a bong bong bing bong bing banga bong

            bing bing bang a bong bong bing bing binga binga banga bong
            bing bing bang a bang bang bing bong

            ding dang a dang bong bing bong
            ticky ticky thought of a gun
            everytime I try to do it all now baby
            am I on the run
            why why why
            it'll ticky ticky ticky ticky ticky ticky
            dawn of a gun
            bing bing bang a bong a bong bing bang a
            ticky ticky thought of a gun
            bing bip bip a bop bop boom bam
            ticky ticky through the day

            if you got a doubt 'bout baby
            the memory is on the bed
            why why why why why
            darlin' uh it don't know
            when my time is on
            might tell me never do it on his own
            if my time was all as is yours
            make me burn a wish
            when my time with you is brutish
            no I'll never not ever

            why why why why why why baby heavy hell
            alone and it's here it's this thunder
            the thunder oh thunder

            jesus built my car
            it's a love affair
            mainly jesus and my hot rod

            yeah, fuck it!
            Ministry kicks ass ...
            No Linux, No Choice.
            Know Linux, Know Choice.

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            • #7
              Where can I get spybot:search and destroy?

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              • #8
                http://www.k-lite.tk

                FLARG
                The only constant is change.
                (And I wouldn't have it any other way.)

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                • #9
                  Kazaa <> Spybot S&D
                  Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, n. See also Irony.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Salvage
                    I knew that. I was just too lazy to find the direct link.
                    The only constant is change.
                    (And I wouldn't have it any other way.)

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                    • #11
                      you sound like me CD.

                      definitely having that popup prob, but it's on my aunts computer, and i'm not supposed to dl anything... *sighs*
                      ~*~Likita~*~

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                      • #12
                        Kazaa is...Less Than Greater Than SpyBot?

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by CrouchingDork
                          (For those of you that have never used SB - S&D, I recommend trying it. It found a whole lot of crap that Adaware didn't. Just make sure you use the built in updater.)
                          YaY, StrongBad Sing & Dance!
                          ]V[]V[

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                          • #14
                            I'm gonna order a trogdor T-shirt. Maybe a stwongbad one too. Or maybe just a stwongbad one.

                            SO MANY CHVOICES!
                            The only constant is change.
                            (And I wouldn't have it any other way.)

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                            • #15
                              If you dont like popups get a firewall.

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