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  • The Tale of the Dragon that Forgot.

    This is the story of a Dragon who lived in a wonderful land of words. This land was known as the Black Cat Forums. To this day, noone knows who named the land, or what they were smoking when they named it, though many have tried to find out.

    This Dragon lived a normal life, just like the rest of the people in the Black Cat Forums. He'd go around, and spread words and letters, laugh, and have a good time.

    One day, he was with the rest of his friends LaughingRat, Garlisk, and Radamanthus.

    Dragon said, "You know, Dragons never forget!"

    Garlisk said, "I thought elephants didn't forget."

    Dragon said, "No, I could have sworn I read somewhere that it was Dragons."

    LaughingRat, being ever so smart, said, "If Dragons never forget, shouldn't you know?"

    Radamanthus said something noone understood.

    The Dragon then got all pissy and flew off.

    Garlisk, LaughingRat, Radamanthus and many other went to find him, and when they did they couldn't believe what they saw!

    The Dragon was sitting there calling himself awesome! Not that he wasn't, but he was also saying lots of other stuff, and seemed confused in general.

    Garlisk said, "I think we broke him!"

    LaughingRat said, with a philosophical flare, "No, my friend, he was always broken, the pieces just jammed together waiting to fall apart. We just shredded them."

    Sisu got down and technical and tried to fix Dragon, but found a version mismatch.

    Radamanthus mumbled something that noone understood.

    It went on like this for much time in the land of Black Cat Forums.

    Then The Lady of Faith said, "Stopit pleasem, itsa maka me nutsed!"

    Everyone laughed, and good times were restored. But learn the valuable lesson that the Dragon learned. Just because you remember everything, doesn't mean you won't forget why you do. Or something very like that. Maybe the lesson was that making fun of the way other people type makes everyone happy. I forget.
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  • #2
    Teehee.

    I especially like this part
    Originally posted by Garlisk

    Radamanthus mumbled something that noone understood.
    Deftones

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    • #3
      Oh my fucking god, Garlisk, that was the funniest thing I've read in quite a long time. I laughed so hard!

      Radamanthus mumbled something that noone understood.
      :lol: :lol: :lol:

      Everyone laughed, and good times were restored. But learn the valuable lesson that the Dragon learned. Just because you remember everything, doesn't mean you won't forget why you do. Or something very like that. Maybe the lesson was that making fun of the way other people type makes everyone happy. I forget.
      :lol: Great job man, this was funnier than most of your TUT comics, for me! (Not that they weren't funny either)

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      • #4
        Can I have some of whatever you are on?

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        • #5
          No! MINE!!!

          I mean, uhh, these are just real accounts of real people and real happenings.

          Honest.


          Sure, I exaggerated (sp) a little, but...
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          www.usyetzer.com

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          • #6
            Radamanthus mumbled something that noone understood.
            lol.... this actually seems to happen whenever I talk to him

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            • #7
              I know!!!!
              Garlisk's Fantasy Art Gallery
              www.usyetzer.com

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              • #8
                Radamanthus mumbled something that noone understood.
                Interchangeable with CrochingDork, too.

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                • #9
                  Oh, you can understand CD...thats the problem!
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                  www.usyetzer.com

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                  • #10
                    Garlisk Your off the hook man.
                    Never let LaughingRat shave your testicles with a rusty serrated knife.

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                    • #11
                      Off the hook? I was in trouble for something? :?


                      Or do you mean off my rocker?
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                      www.usyetzer.com

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                      • #12
                        Even I had to laugh about the Radamanthus part.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by طmega
                          Even I had to laugh about the Radamanthus part.
                          Whoah!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by طmega
                            Even I had to laugh about the Radamanthus part.





                            Oh. My. God.





                            Who are you and what have you done with Omega?!
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                            www.usyetzer.com

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                            • #15
                              No, "Off the hook" Is like saying "Your a nut" Or "Your Sick"


                              The phrase "That boy is off the hook" Is like mumbiling to one friend about another "Where the hell does he come up with this shit ?"


                              Or if your watching someone try something thats likely to get themself killed only to succede, It would be an appropriate tine to say........

                              That fukin joker is off the hook !


                              A few bricks short of a full load.

                              Hes rowing, but dosent have both ores in the water.
                              Never let LaughingRat shave your testicles with a rusty serrated knife.

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