An Argument Against Life Extension Research

[LaughingRat]

Consider for a moment that the cartilege in your nose and earlobes is the only part of the human body that keeps growing throughout your entire life. This means that your nose continues to get longer and your ears bigger the older you get. So, if we extend the human lifespan much more than it already is, everyone will end up looking like this:

[Mad_Gerbil]

A rat is making this observation?

[Garlisk]

lmfao @ MG!

[LaughingRat]

A rat is making this observation?

Yes. Nearly everyone I know is human (or almost), and I don't want to have to look at your ugly mugs when you get to be old enough that your earlobes brush your shoulders and you're in serious danger of grabbing your nose accidentally when you go pee.

[Thwark]

the answer isn't in stopping life extension research, it's in starting nose and ear reduction research.

[LaughingRat]

the answer isn't in stopping life extension research, it's in starting nose and ear reduction research.

Stop and think about that for a moment. If we extend humans' lives more, it's all the assholes we have now that are going to be around in 200 years still.

[Mad_Gerbil]

...and with 200 years of practicing how to be an asshole, undoubtedly we'll see it practiced on a whole new level.

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[SeEManN]

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Do you write edited with 2 ts? I thought with one t. run->running
hmm
but dream -> dreaming, dreamed.
I guess with one t, yes.

[Radamanthus]

Yes. Nearly everyone I know is human (or almost), and I don't want to have to look at your ugly mugs when you get to be old enough that your earlobes brush your shoulders and you're in serious danger of grabbing your nose accidentally when you go pee.

Put it this way: if you're a rat, then you only live to be about ....5? so you won't have to live to see us get old.


and we get the last laugh

[Lurox]

I say kill yourself before that happens.

[TED NUGENT]

Lets hope to god rats dont evar live to be a hundred.


Look at these peoples..........err......pets?

Freakin ugly pets


Im not sure what bothers me more, the fact that these people made a memorial for these creepy critters or that they cherished the damn pics so much I couldnt steal them !

[Mad_Gerbil]

Lets hope to god rats dont evar live to be a hundred.


Look at these peoples..........err......pets?

Freakin ugly pets


Im not sure what bothers me more, the fact that these people made a memorial for these creepy critters or that they cherished the damn pics so much I couldnt steal them !

Sounds like she enjoys cutting off their balls and euthanizing them more than anything.

[BrokenArts]

With the kisses she gives them, no wonder they seem to always have congestive heart failure.

[FixXxeR]

:lol: