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  • Only in america...

    Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an

    Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of
    a skating rink...

    Only in people order double cheese burgers, a large
    fry, and a diet coke...

    Only in banks leave both doors open and then chain
    the pens to the counters...

    Only in we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
    the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the

    Only in we use answering machines to screen calls
    and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone
    we didn't want to talk to in the first place...

    Only in we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns
    in packages of eight...

    Only in we use the word "politics" to describe the
    process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics"
    meaning "blood-sucking creatures"...

    The above post is not intended to judge any American values, morals, and ethics.

  • #2
    So, Your an american now ??
    Never let LaughingRat shave your testicles with a rusty serrated knife.


    • #3
      Copy and paste <3 me.


      • #4
        You should go see Bowling for Columbine.


        • #5
          Oh, I have, oh, I have...

          I got my first gun when I was 4, and it made a really cool sound...


          • #6
            I really like the US. I went to there and the people were very nice.
            I like the culture and the music.

            But I dont like Mr uiiii I got injured by a pretzel.



            • #7
              Originally posted by TED NUGENT
              So, Your an american now ??
              Sure he is, and so am I. Just not the U.S. version of american.

              Anyway, all except the ambulance one is true of Canada as well.

              Swiss you lucky guy, I didn't get my first gun until I was 8.
              Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, n. See also Irony.