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    [freddycrougar] Israel punk rules!
    [freddycrougar] Ya!
    [freddycrougar] Israel has punk?
    [NEGATiVE-FX] no.
    [freddycrougar] Cool!
    [freddycrougar] I like cats.
    [pikitup] punk has israel
    [NEGATiVE-FX] this room is one big lie
    [freddycrougar] Wewt!
    [freddycrougar] Oh, that makes sense.
    [pikitup] the hell with cats
    [pikitup] hell cat
    [freddycrougar] Is it made by the people trying to find out my credit card number with sattelites?
    [freddycrougar] Those jerks.
    [freddycrougar]
    [NEGATiVE-FX] what are credit cards and sattelites?
    [freddycrougar] Don't be silly, silly!
    [freddycrougar] They're sex toys.
    [pikitup] [NEGATiVE-FX] I think they got something to do with america
    [NEGATiVE-FX] ohh
    [freddycrougar] My cats breath smells like cat food.
    [pikitup] like this thing
    [pikitup] called
    [pikitup] hmm
    [pikitup] McCola
    [pikitup] or something like that
    [NEGATiVE-FX] McCola!
    [freddycrougar] I'm happy AND ANGRY!
    [NEGATiVE-FX] wow!
    [NEGATiVE-FX] sounds interesting
    [NEGATiVE-FX] tell me more about it
    [freddycrougar] Ok, the fad died.
    [freddycrougar] Later israelianios
    [pikitup] its a meat drink.. you drink it and millions of people and animals dies
    [freddycrougar] Btw, go download GOD RULZ by Mortification.
    [NEGATiVE-FX] whoa
    [NEGATiVE-FX] I'd sure like to taste this wonder-beverage
    [pikitup] guess what
    [pikitup] you cant
    [NEGATiVE-FX] why not?
    [pikitup] cause youre an isrALIEN
    [pikitup] go ride your camel
    [freddycrougar] lmao
    [NEGATiVE-FX] ahhh
    [pikitup] and kill palestinians
    [NEGATiVE-FX] damn
    [freddycrougar] Ya! Go ride your camel you non-technologyied person! Even though you're typing on a coimpooter.
    [pikitup] ok enough bull shit
    [pikitup] yall start giving respect to the middle east side
    [Sham-69] EAST SIDE RULES YA MUDAFUCKA
    [pikitup] shut the fuck up
    [pikitup] before I smack ya bitch up
    [pikitup] YIDcore's show in Israel should be so funny
    [pikitup] al kol ele! al kol ele! shmor eli eli hatov! oi oi oi
    [Sham-69] SHUT YA' MOUTH UP NIGGA
    [pikitup] y aignt got the moves and the talks brake yer self g
    [Sham-69] I CUT YUR BOLZ
    [freddycrougar] He cut yur bolz.
    [freddycrougar]
    [pikitup] yer head gonna meet the curve beeyatch
    [freddycrougar] It's Biotch.
    [freddycrougar] Or biznatch.
    [pikitup] fo shizzy my nizzy
    [freddycrougar] Sheesh, get your nigger talk right.
    [freddycrougar] Fo shizzle ma nizzle.
    [Sham-69] I COLIN THE xPFOIx CREW
    [pikitup] see now ya got it wrong
    [freddycrougar] I JUSTING THE xDJSGHx CREW!
    [freddycrougar] *I* got it wrong?
    [freddycrougar] Excuuuse me?
    [Sham-69] DJSGH = ٍهم àّâهï ëîه ôôهé?
    [freddycrougar] fmsdhjgdsk;gh;dlsagfsdklglj; to you too!
    [pikitup] transplants rules the nation
    [pikitup] with versions
    [freddycrougar] http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fo'+shizzle+my+nizzle
    [freddycrougar] Learn your stuff.
    [pikitup] [freddycrougar] I wasn't talking about that
    [pikitup] gee
    [freddycrougar] Sure you were!
    [freddycrougar] LIAR!
    [freddycrougar] Liars made baby Jesus cry.
    [pikitup] ammm
    [freddycrougar]
    [pikitup] amm...
    [pikitup] fuck you
    [freddycrougar] amsterdam!
    [NEGATiVE-FX] i just saw a suicidal tendencies video on VH-1
    [freddycrougar] I tried once.
    [freddycrougar] It didn't turn out to well.
    [freddycrougar] I made that movie.
    [pikitup] I saw a specials special there
    [freddycrougar] Specials special?
    [pikitup] ya
    [freddycrougar] My mommy said I'm special!
    [pikitup] a special about the specials
    [freddycrougar] I see.
    [freddycrougar] Indeed.
    [freddycrougar] Are you actually israelian?
    [pikitup] yes
    [freddycrougar] Cool.
    [freddycrougar] I think israel is fun.
    [pikitup] I prefer to be refered as an israeli
    [freddycrougar] Tastes like chicken.
    [pikitup] israel is the bomb
    [freddycrougar] israel pwns yuo!
    [freddycrougar] I wish I lived in Israel.
    [pikitup] many people that went kaboom wish that aswell
    [freddycrougar] But alas, I'm stuck in the vast wastelands of Canada.
    [pikitup] ya.. canada
    [pikitup] what a bummer
    [freddycrougar] Woe is me, woe is me.
    [freddycrougar] Can you give me a shiny nickle so I can come to Israel?
    [pikitup] wanna trade homes?
    [freddycrougar] Sure!
    [pikitup] you got it
    [freddycrougar] I sleep in a suitcase.
    [pikitup] canada is a great place
    [pikitup] a BIT cold
    [pikitup] but besides of that.. well.. its the coolest place
    [freddycrougar] Ya, it's all ice up here.
    [pikitup] go snowboarding
    [freddycrougar] But we just added a heater to our igloo, so it's all good.
    [freddycrougar] Makes for a lot more maintenance though.
    [freddycrougar] Toodaloo my jewjew friend!
    [pikitup] do ya have a pet penguins?
    [pikitup] penguin
    [freddycrougar] Two.
    [freddycrougar] Be back later.
    [pikitup] penguins are cool.. when an airplan pass they look up until they all fall
    [pikitup] he he
    [pikitup] stupid animals
    [pikitup] will ya trade yer penguin with my camel?
    [pikitup] im out
    [DontMessWithMySS] éه éه
    [DontMessWithMySS] àهّ ?
    [DontMessWithMySS] îéùنه ?
    [DontMessWithMySS] ًàé çهىن ((
    [DontMessWithMySS] هىّé???
    [DontMessWithMySS] îùٍîîîي ىé
    [Primus_Sucks!] àôّْ
    [Primus_Sucks!] îن ًùîٍ?
    [everything_is_kosher] îن ون ٌّ÷ٌèé
    [Primus_Sucks!] ِéًé
    [Primus_Sucks!] ًّàن ىé
    [DontMessWithMySS] ëï ëï
    [DontMessWithMySS] ِéًé îéًé
    [Primus_Sucks!] àôّْ ëàéىه ùàْ ىà ّهِن ùéٌٍْ÷ه ىê ل àٌàٌ
    [DontMessWithMySS] àهّ ٍلّْé نéهي ىéم ëّي îنّى
    [DontMessWithMySS] هىà ّ÷ ون
    [everything_is_kosher] ùîéùé àهîّْ ىé

    (That went on for a while while I was eating my lasagna, garlic bread, ceasar salad, lemon loaf, and vanilla ice cream.)


    [NEGATiVE-FX] NO ACTION
    [NEGATiVE-FX] NO NO!!!
    [NEGATiVE-FX] NO ACTION
    [NEGATiVE-FX] GAS CHAMBER!!!
    [NEGATiVE-FX] GAS CHAMBER CANNOT BREATHE
    [NEGATiVE-FX] TIME FOR LUNCH CANNOT LEAVE!!
    [NEGATiVE-FX] مééé
    [NEGATiVE-FX] نâهàهًهْ!!!
    [NEGATiVE-FX] âàهًهْ*
    [freddycrougar] back
    [freddycrougar] asklfhsajklfhasfjklash!
    [freddycrougar] gdkslgjdskgsdj!
    [NEGATiVE-FX] you're still here?
    [freddycrougar] I ate my family.
    [freddycrougar] I mean... dinner.
    [NEGATiVE-FX] DAMN IT
    [NEGATiVE-FX] I WANNA SEE THAT SUICIDAL TENDENCIES VIDEO AGAIN
    [freddycrougar] That's what they all sayt.
    [NEGATiVE-FX] IT WAS A KIND OF A POSITIVE EXPERIENCE FOR ME
    [freddycrougar] I have 4 copies, I could send you one
    [freddycrougar] For only 29.99! Act now and get a FREE gun! ABSOLUTELY FREE!
    [NEGATiVE-FX] NO, THANKS
    [freddycrougar] You'll also get instructions on how to jump off a building and not live!
    [freddycrougar] Sure?
    [NEGATiVE-FX] YEAH
    [freddycrougar] Just 3 easy payments of 9.99!
    [NEGATiVE-FX] 100%
    [freddycrougar] That's too bad.
    [freddycrougar] I like men.
    [freddycrougar]
    [NEGATiVE-FX] HAHA
    [freddycrougar] Why you laf?
    [NEGATiVE-FX] I'M LISTENING TO A SING CALLED "HOMOSEXUAL" RIGHT NOW
    [NEGATiVE-FX] SONG*
    [freddycrougar] It's legal here in Canada.
    [freddycrougar] Good old Canada.
    [freddycrougar] What would I do if I couldn't marry other men?
    [freddycrougar] Marry a woman, probably.
    [freddycrougar] But that's no fun.
    [freddycrougar] So, how's Israel these days?
    [freddycrougar] Full of blood & gore?
    [NEGATiVE-FX] I DONT KNOW
    [NEGATiVE-FX] HAVENT BEEN THERE FOR LIKE 12 YEARS NOW
    [freddycrougar] I see.
    [freddycrougar] So you
    [freddycrougar] So you're FAKING it.
    [freddycrougar] FAKER!
    [NEGATiVE-FX] I TOLD YOU
    [NEGATiVE-FX] THIS ROOM
    [NEGATiVE-FX] IS JUST A LIE
    [freddycrougar] :O
    [freddycrougar] Make it stop! MAKE IT STOP!
    [NEGATiVE-FX] BUT YOU DIDNT LISTEN!!!!
    [freddycrougar] ISRAEL PUNK IS REAL!!!!
    [freddycrougar] REAL I SAY! JUST LIKE TINSEL TOWN AND IT'S SECOND GOLDEN AGE!
    [freddycrougar] May it never end.
    [freddycrougar] *sniff*
    [NEGATiVE-FX] Homosexual! we love you
    [NEGATiVE-FX] Homosexual! up the ass!
    [NEGATiVE-FX] Homosexual! darby crash
    [freddycrougar] I love you too
    [NEGATiVE-FX] Homosexual! i cant explain!
    [freddycrougar] I can.
    [freddycrougar] But that'd be kinky.
    [freddycrougar] Well, I gotta go for real this time.
    [NEGATiVE-FX] OOH SHIT
    [freddycrougar] That's what they all say.
    [freddycrougar] I'm sorry, but I really have to leave.
    [NEGATiVE-FX] THIS ALBUM I'M LISTENING TO = 17 AND AHALF MIN. OF PURE GENIOUSITY
    [freddycrougar] GENIOUSITY?
    [freddycrougar] WHO LEARNED YOU TWO SPOKE?
    [NEGATiVE-FX] I MADE THAT WORD UP
    [freddycrougar] Bye bye my lover.
    [NEGATiVE-FX] BECAUSE I COULD.
    [NEGATiVE-FX] I'M SORRY
    [freddycrougar] You should be.
    [freddycrougar] Ciao.
    [NEGATiVE-FX] I AM
    [freddycrougar] Good.
    [freddycrougar] Later.
    [NEGATiVE-FX] AHA
    [NEGATiVE-FX] BYE
    [NEGATiVE-FX] OR SOMETHING
    [freddycrougar] Telemut Singal.
    [NEGATiVE-FX] HEY
    [NEGATiVE-FX] YOU'RE NOT TURNING RED
    [NEGATiVE-FX] WHAT THE FUCK'S UP?
    [freddycrougar] Mantiox, lawib chi
    [NEGATiVE-FX] AH, ALRIGHT
    [freddycrougar] Hنlنىk
    [NEGATiVE-FX] WHAT'S THAT?
    [NEGATiVE-FX] HTK?!?!
    [freddycrougar] Mbae mi lukem yutrifala bakegen
    [NEGATiVE-FX] DUDE
    [freddycrougar] Né'évâhَsêho'êhneo'o
    [DontMessWithMySS] لéé ىéىن èهل ىëهىي@@@@@@@@@
    [NEGATiVE-FX] YOU MESSING WIT MY CREW?
    [NEGATiVE-FX] ?!?!!?
    [freddycrougar] Cheyenne (United States) [come again]
    [NEGATiVE-FX] ىéىن èهل
    [freddycrougar] Awiran ap'a ta b'i'r
    [freddycrougar] Chortي (Guatemala) [to person leaving]
    [NEGATiVE-FX] WHOA
    [NEGATiVE-FX] I LEARNED A LOT TODAY
    [NEGATiVE-FX] THANKS TO YOU
    [freddycrougar] Ma totecuiyo mitzmohuiquili
    [NEGATiVE-FX] I THINK I'M GONNA GO LOOK FOR THAT SUICIDAL TENDENCIES VIDEO AGAIN
    [freddycrougar] [old: Aztec Empire]
    [NEGATiVE-FX] IN LIKE 7 MINUTES
    [freddycrougar] Ngitawubuye ngikobone masinyane
    [freddycrougar] Tej to jk'opon jbatik ta yan k'ak'al
    [freddycrougar] Xi'ik te'ex hats'utsil
    [NEGATiVE-FX] I SHOUL'VE TAPED THAT VIDEO
    [NEGATiVE-FX] SHOULD'VE*
    [NEGATiVE-FX] DAMN IT
    [freddycrougar] I should have taped last night, but what'cha gonna do.
    [NEGATiVE-FX] COZ IF I TAPED IT
    [NEGATiVE-FX] I WOULD WATCH IT ALL DAY
    [NEGATiVE-FX] AND EAT TUNA SANDWICHES
    [NEGATiVE-FX] MY LIFE COULDNT HAVE BEEN BETTER
    [NEGATiVE-FX] OK
    [NEGATiVE-FX] I'VE MADE A DECISION JUST NOW
    [NEGATiVE-FX] IT'S GONNA AFFECT MY LIFE GREATLY
    [NEGATiVE-FX] I THINK I'M GONNA WAIT TIL THEY SHOW THAT VIDEO AGAIN
    [NEGATiVE-FX] AND THAT TAPE IT



    Man, I need to visit Israel Punk chat rooms more often.
    The only constant is change.
    (And I wouldn't have it any other way.)

  • #2
    LOL @ CrouchingDork...
    Kick the ass of the Israelies!!!
    "Blockheads never learn, Clever learn by his own mistakes, Intelligents learn by mistakes of others."

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Sandman
      LOL @ CrouchingDork...
      Kick the ass of the Israelies!!!
      You're a twit Sandman. Israelis are friendly and intelligent people, kicking their ass does not achieve anything. Rather, allow them to study abroad as many of them do, and become excellent engineers/technicians/doctors advancing your country.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by impulse
        Originally posted by Sandman
        LOL @ CrouchingDork...
        Kick the ass of the Israelies!!!
        You're a twit Sandman. Israelis are friendly and intelligent people, kicking their ass does not achieve anything. Rather, allow them to study abroad as many of them do, and become excellent engineers/technicians/doctors advancing your country.
        hmmm maybe but there are also other Israelis who are terrorists or such things.(But not everyone)
        "Blockheads never learn, Clever learn by his own mistakes, Intelligents learn by mistakes of others."

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        • #5
          Yeah, THOSE BLOODY AMERICANS ARE ALL TERRORISTS!

          LOOK AT THOSE TERRORIIISTS BLOWING UP THEIR OWN COUNTRY!

          LOOK AT THEM!

          OMG, STUPID AMERICANS!

          OMG, GOD-DAMNED CANADIANS ARE ALL TERRORISTS!111!!

          OMG, LOOK AT THE FLQ!!! ZEY KIDNAPPED PEOPLE, AND KILD ZEM to LIBERATE QUEBEC!

          ARE YOU A TERRORIST, SANDMAN?!?

          [/sarcasm]

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          • #6
            HAHAHAHA! That almost moved a muscle
            On demand this signature has been changed. I hope nobody was insulted or got harmed due to my signature. If this is the case, I'm fully responsible for the harm that was done. Do you feel harmed or you simply want a listening ear?

            Call 0900-PHAE

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            • #7
              Gee, looks like Sandman knows a lot about the Israel conflicts...


              :roll:

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              • #8
                Originally posted by mOdEtWo
                Gee, looks like Sandman knows a lot about the Israel conflicts...


                :roll:
                no not really
                "Blockheads never learn, Clever learn by his own mistakes, Intelligents learn by mistakes of others."

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Swiss Mercenary
                  Yeah, THOSE BLOODY AMERICANS ARE ALL TERRORISTS!

                  LOOK AT THOSE TERRORIIISTS BLOWING UP THEIR OWN COUNTRY!

                  LOOK AT THEM!

                  OMG, STUPID AMERICANS!

                  OMG, GOD-DAMNED CANADIANS ARE ALL TERRORISTS!111!!

                  OMG, LOOK AT THE FLQ!!! ZEY KIDNAPPED PEOPLE, AND KILD ZEM to LIBERATE QUEBEC!

                  ARE YOU A TERRORIST, SANDMAN?!?

                  [/sarcasm]
                  No Swiss Mercenary I'm not a terrorist... OK maybe if I play CS... :roll:
                  "Blockheads never learn, Clever learn by his own mistakes, Intelligents learn by mistakes of others."

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                  • #10
                    CANADIANS ARE NOT TERRORISTS!!
                    Good bye!
                    Aurevoir!

                    leaving

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by the_lady_of_faith
                      CANADIANS ARE NOT TERRORISTS!!
                      Hush, hush, sweetie. Who talked about Canadians here?
                      JM

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                      • #12
                        Spam.

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                        • #13
                          You forgot the line at the beginning:

                          [Crouching_Dork69] A/S/L???
                          (AKA Dresden)
                          Despite all my rage, I am still just a dwarf in a cage.

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                          • #14
                            Well, Sandman is not totally incorrect. I'd say the types of "assassinations" the Israeli's do against their enemies are pretty terroristic. A lot of people of "there" have problems with America because we're so anti-terrorism, and yet, we support Israel in acts like these.

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                            • #15
                              The Dragon, think you got it wrong. The Israelies are killing the palestins, and the other way around. They might not like you americans either (who does ), but that's not what the 'war' is about.

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