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    I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me. And my girlfriend well she was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two years of age, wore very tight mini skirts + very low cut Blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

    One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed on our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

    Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car.

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    Repost from Crackaz. Original post made by LaughingRat.
    JM

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Lurox
      Repost from Crackaz. Original post made by LaughingRat.
      Assumptions, assumptions. I don't visit crackaz too often. Got it in the mail.

      By the way your post was not funny. You thread highjacking spammer!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by -=V12US=-
        Assumptions, assumptions. I don't visit crackaz too often. Got it in the mail.

        By the way your post was not funny. You thread highjacking spammer!
        Yeah, that one's been around quite a bit, in different forms. I think the version I'd posted had the mother-in-law as the seductress.

        BTW, V12US, your last post wasn't funny either. You self-thread-hijacking spammer!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by LaughingRat
          BTW, V12US, your last post wasn't funny either. You self-thread-hijacking spammer!
          OMG WAHTS THAT??

          ITS THE TRAIN OF HYPOCRISY!



          /killthread

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          • #6
            OMG!!!!!!! EVIL SCROLLBAR OF DOOM!!!!

            THIS ONE is PURE EVIL!
            Garlisk's Fantasy Art Gallery
            www.usyetzer.com

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Garlisk
              OMG!!!!!!! EVIL SCROLLBAR OF DOOM!!!!

              THIS ONE is PURE EVIL!
              Not just it's TEH SCROLLBAR! It's also TEHHORIZONTALSCROLLBAR!!111!!!1!!
              In the Future, One Duck Is The Law.

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              • #8
                Funny story though, the first one
                On demand this signature has been changed. I hope nobody was insulted or got harmed due to my signature. If this is the case, I'm fully responsible for the harm that was done. Do you feel harmed or you simply want a listening ear?

                Call 0900-PHAE

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                • #9
                  Ohhh come on.

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                  • #10
                    CHOO CHOO!!!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Flack
                      Not just it's TEH SCROLLBAR! It's also TEHHORIZONTALSCROLLBAR!!111!!!1!!
                      ROFL :lol:

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                      • #12
                        I LIVE IN A GIANT BUCKET

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                        • #13
                          So where's all the humor in the thread now ? :roll:

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                          • #14
                            YOU KNOW you want to LAUGH! So LAUGH!
                            Garlisk's Fantasy Art Gallery
                            www.usyetzer.com

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                            • #15
                              Tuesday is coming, did you bring your coat?
                              Good bye!
                              Aurevoir!

                              leaving

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