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    Dragon - Ghosts in through your bedroom window while you're asleep. In the morning, you find used condoms in the trashcan. In a month you discover you're pregnant. You never knew he was there.

    TheMachine - He's a machine. Duh. For more information, see the Bjِrk video, "All Is Full Of Love".

    GreatSnafu - No one knows. Even the Discovery Channel has no information on this.

    Jarvis - Like Dragon, but there aren't condoms left, and you don't even know you're pregnant until the delivery.

    Radamanthus - You have no idea what he's doing, but at least he seems to enjoy it.

    Dalai - Holds everything back, finally releasing it all with a cry of "Oh, BETA(1.3)!"

    FixXxeR - Screams in your face the whole time.

    BrokenArts - (no comment for fear of being beaten senseless)

    KewlAzMe - Doesn't do it himself. Uses artificial enhancement.

    LeatherMan - Look at his name. You figure it out.

    Friday - She doesn't know herself yet. (See GreatSnafu)

    LaughingRat - Doesn't have sex. Just watches.

    Yenzarill - You don't want to know. It involves blades.

    SwissMercenary - Bashes you on the head and carries you back to his place. When he's done, he dumps you in a full bathtub with the lights out so no one can find you and frob-awaken you.

    Grank - Loyal to his wife, but claims he does it with StarWhores and HomeSkillet.

    CrouchingDork - Probably with "Yer mom!!"

    Omega - Complains about how you wear your lingerie.

    Occam - Blushes just at the thought.

    Thwark - Locks the door when he's done.

    Unstoppable - Complains about how you didn't do your part, and how no one helped him.

  • #2
    Ummmmmm,
    Damn straight I will beat you, and you WILL like it mister!!

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    • #3
      Originally posted by LaughingRat
      KewlAzMe - Doesn't do it himself. Uses artificial enhancement.
      LMAO

      Originally posted by LaughingRat
      Yenzarill - You don't want to know. It involves blades.
      Vampire fetish sex?
      The only constant is change.
      (And I wouldn't have it any other way.)

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      • #4
        Surely you could have come up with something for me!


        Something like: As long as you make him think hes the best, he'll be happy. :grin:
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        • #5
          :lol: :lol: ROFL :lol: :lol:
          Nice 1

          Reading this I got the following impressions:
          - This was written by a female
          - LR fears BA (OMG the big rat's nemesis finally unveiled!)
          - All other players not listed have no sex at all (including me duh )

          Expect more spam coments to follow
          Feel the power of the

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Garlisk
            Surely you could have come up with something for me!
            :grin:

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            • #7
              Originally posted by LaughingRat
              KewlAzMe - Doesn't do it himself. Uses artificial enhancement.
              LMFAO

              But I think "Did it so well himself, he switched to artificial enhancement" fits best.

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              • #8
                Now, that is one of the things that made me actually laugh. Out loud.

                I'm still waiting for you description of Hardee.

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                • #9
                  Master-Builder: Go crate yourself!



                  Garlisk's Fantasy Art Gallery
                  www.usyetzer.com

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                  • #10
                    LOL!

                    Hah, made me smile today...

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by LaughingRat

                      FixXxeR - Screams in your face the whole time.

                      BrokenArts - (no comment for fear of being beaten senseless)
                      Wise words LR wise words..... I got one for you LR..

                      LaughingRat - Never shows up for the actual deed, and when he does... he pretends he's someone else. :wink: :grin:
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                      • #12
                        I must say i was worried when i first saw the title, but it didn't turn out htat bad. At least i have a sex *looks worriedly at the other 40 or so not listed*

                        I'm dissapointed: you didn't once make fun of my spelling .
                        "Just off the border of your waking mind there lies another time, where darkness and light are one. As you tread the halls of sanity, you feel so glad to be unable to go beyond. I have a message from another time."

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                        • #13
                          Actually, it looks to me like he did.
                          Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, n. See also Irony.

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                          • #14
                            LaughingRat, I never thought something could make me laugh harder than "The Dragon That Forgot."

                            I was wrong.

                            Funniest thread EVER! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Radamanthus
                              I must say i was worried when i first saw the title, but it didn't turn out htat bad. At least i have a sex *looks worriedly at the other 40 or so not listed*

                              I'm dissapointed: you didn't once make fun of my spelling .
                              Radamanthus: No noe raeely nkwos fi he hsa ahd sxe, becuase nooen can undretsand ihm.
                              The only constant is change.
                              (And I wouldn't have it any other way.)

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