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    http://www.go-l.com/desktops/machl38/features/index.htm

    3.8GHz* Accelerated Hyper-Threading Extreme
    Edition 2MB L3 Cache Intel® P4
    512K L2 Cache
    950MHz** System Bus
    PuRam™ No System Hard Drive Configurable
    Up to 100 faster than ATA/SCSI/FC HD based
    designs with Data Burst Speeds up to 8GB/s
    and I/O data requests at over 150.000 I/O sec.
    Enhanced CacheFlow™ Technology
    SuperBIOS™ IBPT Technology
    180W Sub-zero Vapor Compression Cooling
    PC4200 533MHz Dual-Channel Performance
    DDR, up to 4GB
    Up to 16GB Total RAM with optional RamDrives.
    Over 8.4Gb/s Memory Bandwidth
    ATA-133 RAID, Serial ATA-150 Connectivity
    UltraSCSI-320 & FiberChannel Expansion
    Up to 2 Terabytes of Colossal Storage Capacity
    Intel Performance Acceleration Technology
    AGP Pro 8x Accelerated 256bit MemoryBus
    Radeon™ 9800 Pro Graphics with 8 Pixel Pipelines
    at 3.04Gp/s Pixel Fil rate, 21.8GB/bandwidth &
    Multi-monitor, High-Definition support
    Ultra High-speed 8x DVD+/-RW Optical Drive
    Front Panel Multi-information LCD Status
    Display, External removable HD Storage racks
    with LCD Monitoring or Multi-Optical Drives
    interchangeable bays
    FireWire 400 & 800 Ports
    Up to 8 Full-Duplex USB2 480Mb/s Ports
    6 Channel Digital IA Audio with Artificial
    Intelligence Audio-Sensing Technology &
    S/PDIF Digital interface
    3COM Gigabit LAN with AI Net
    (Artificial Intelligence Net-Diagnosing)
    Up to 74 32-bit or 64-bit PCI slots expandability
    550W VF-Speed Power Supply
    AI Ultra-low noise Q-Fan technology
    802.11G Wireless LAN & Bluetooth Expansion
    Artificial Intelligence Auto-Recovery BIOS
    Absolutely stunning design combined high-end
    european critical components quality worksmanship.

    Someone buy me one now.
    The only constant is change.
    (And I wouldn't have it any other way.)

  • #2
    Called Mach .
    Deftones

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    • #3
      Sure, why not, I have some spare change laying around somewhere.

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      • #4
        Hmm. My current motherboard will take that chip....

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        • #5
          It also has this really neat logo that shines in different colours when you wobble it under a lightsource.

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          • #6
            Pfft! You call that a computer? Wait until you see next years edition!
            Give some taffer fire, and you'll keep him warm for the night with one less reason to cause trouble for the master.
            Set a taffer on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life, and have no need to bother the master.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Thebos
              Pfft! You call that a computer? Wait until you see next years edition!
              I have to wait until next year to see next year's version. I can see this one now. Oh yes. I can see it. See it plugged into my motherboard....

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              • #8
                You will never run out of storage space again...
                Hahaha!
                Ah, to be a hero. Keeping such company...

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                • #9
                  If only i had 7800 bucks lying around......
                  "Just off the border of your waking mind there lies another time, where darkness and light are one. As you tread the halls of sanity, you feel so glad to be unable to go beyond. I have a message from another time."

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by DeepQantas
                    You will never run out of storage space again...
                    Hahaha!
                    You think you can use up two terabytes? Even if you were constantly downloading 24/7 at 100 k/s it'd probably take a few months or years....
                    The only constant is change.
                    (And I wouldn't have it any other way.)

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                    • #11
                      You're being serious, aren't you?

                      ...

                      In that case at the speed of 100k/s it's one meg every 10 seconds.

                      With two terabytes it'd take about 21'000'000 seconds, which is...

                      about 5800 hours...

                      or 243 days.
                      Ah, to be a hero. Keeping such company...

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                      • #12
                        Uh you'd have no use for it.

                        Its like buying an F1-11 as transport to your local shops.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by CrouchingDork
                          http://www.go-l.com/desktops/machl38/features/index.htm

                          3.8GHz* Accelerated Hyper-Threading Extreme
                          Edition 2MB L3 Cache Intel® P4
                          512K L2 Cache
                          950MHz** System Bus
                          PuRam™ No System Hard Drive Configurable
                          Up to 100 faster than ATA/SCSI/FC HD based
                          designs with Data Burst Speeds up to 8GB/s
                          and I/O data requests at over 150.000 I/O sec.
                          Enhanced CacheFlow™ Technology
                          SuperBIOS™ IBPT Technology
                          180W Sub-zero Vapor Compression Cooling
                          PC4200 533MHz Dual-Channel Performance
                          DDR, up to 4GB
                          Up to 16GB Total RAM with optional RamDrives.
                          Over 8.4Gb/s Memory Bandwidth
                          ATA-133 RAID, Serial ATA-150 Connectivity
                          UltraSCSI-320 & FiberChannel Expansion
                          Up to 2 Terabytes of Colossal Storage Capacity
                          Intel Performance Acceleration Technology
                          AGP Pro 8x Accelerated 256bit MemoryBus
                          Radeon™ 9800 Pro Graphics with 8 Pixel Pipelines
                          at 3.04Gp/s Pixel Fil rate, 21.8GB/bandwidth &
                          Multi-monitor, High-Definition support
                          Ultra High-speed 8x DVD+/-RW Optical Drive
                          Front Panel Multi-information LCD Status
                          Display, External removable HD Storage racks
                          with LCD Monitoring or Multi-Optical Drives
                          interchangeable bays
                          FireWire 400 & 800 Ports
                          Up to 8 Full-Duplex USB2 480Mb/s Ports
                          6 Channel Digital IA Audio with Artificial
                          Intelligence Audio-Sensing Technology &
                          S/PDIF Digital interface
                          3COM Gigabit LAN with AI Net
                          (Artificial Intelligence Net-Diagnosing)
                          Up to 74 32-bit or 64-bit PCI slots expandability
                          550W VF-Speed Power Supply
                          AI Ultra-low noise Q-Fan technology
                          802.11G Wireless LAN & Bluetooth Expansion
                          Artificial Intelligence Auto-Recovery BIOS
                          Absolutely stunning design combined high-end
                          european critical components quality worksmanship.

                          Someone buy me one now.
                          WOW! You found TheMachine's specs!

                          6 Channel Digital IA Audio with Artificial Intelligence Audio-Sensing Technology & S/PDIF Digital interface
                          3COM Gigabit LAN with AI Net (Artificial Intelligence Net-Diagnosing)
                          Artificial Intelligence Auto-Recovery BIOS
                          The artificial intelligence is not very good though.
                          Immortius' Forge

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by CrouchingDork
                            <snipped>
                            I hate stupid adjectives. So in other words...

                            3.2Ghz Pentium 4 overclocked to 3.8Ghz with 512Kb L2 cache and 2Mb L3 cache
                            RAM can be used as a RAM drive through BIOS
                            Adjustable BIOS
                            Cooled with a thermal pipe system (I think)
                            Front status LCD
                            Up to 4Gb DDR RAM
                            ATA 133 RAID, ATA 150, SCSI, FiberChannel, FireWire 400 and 800, USB2
                            ATI Radeon 9800 Pro
                            6 channel sound card with digital out
                            Gigabit ethernet
                            5 64 bit PCI slots
                            802.11g and Bluetooth
                            DVD burner

                            ...and that's the loaded system for almost ten grand. Not that impressive.

                            Compare that to a loaded Apple G5

                            Dual 2.0Ghz 64 bit G5s each with a 1Ghz FSB
                            RAM can be used as a RAM drive through software
                            Open firmware
                            Nine low noise fans
                            Up to 8Gb DDR RAM
                            ATA 133 RAID, SCSI and FiberChannel optional, FireWire 400 and 800, USB2
                            ATI Radeon 9800 Pro
                            Gigabit ethernet
                            2 64 bit PCI slots
                            1 64 bit PCIX slot
                            802.11b and Bluetooth
                            DVD Burner

                            And that's less than half the price of the Mach thing. *ducks*
                            Nearly all men can stand adversity -- if you want to test a man’s character, give him power.

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                            • #15
                              Looks nice, but will it run my software?
                              Give some taffer fire, and you'll keep him warm for the night with one less reason to cause trouble for the master.
                              Set a taffer on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life, and have no need to bother the master.

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