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A month prior to this week, the amout of "RLF" sightings have been at an all time low - rumours spread about the withdrawal of their forces from TH-Flats, TH-Folly, as well as COM-China. Recently, the reason for the withdrawal was discovered - soon after Mad_Gerbil, one of the more reasonable RLF leaders returned to power, a coup removed him from that position - the RLF is now ran by a radical dictator. The rodent forces are regrouping, preparing to mount a second strike, affecting a THIEVERY SERVER NEAR YOU! Initially, they gather among us, appearing completely normal - disbelieve that feeble disguise. Be vigilant. Do not let them into restricted areas.
Intelligence reports warn of yet another weapon employed by the foul RLF: Trained "Black Guard" attack rodents. If you see one, do not attempt to engage him - report the sighting to a UNATCO, erm City Guard station near you! A picture is enclosed within this warning, describing an averege member of the "Black Guard".
Trained defense forces are always standing by to eliminate any threats caused by the RLF, but their efficency is dependant on YOUR response time. Within minutes after a request for assistance, our elite agents will arrive, to protect YOUR safety.
Intelligence reports warn of yet another weapon employed by the foul RLF: Trained "Black Guard" attack rodents. If you see one, do not attempt to engage him - report the sighting to a UNATCO, erm City Guard station near you! A picture is enclosed within this warning, describing an averege member of the "Black Guard".
Trained defense forces are always standing by to eliminate any threats caused by the RLF, but their efficency is dependant on YOUR response time. Within minutes after a request for assistance, our elite agents will arrive, to protect YOUR safety.
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