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    This morning a small Cessna aircraft crashed into a cemetary in Canada. It's like.. the worst planecrash since ever...

    They found 214 bodies allready and they're still digging.

  • #2
    You know what? There's a cemetary right by my place! And I live in Canada! That plane musta been real close to hitting my house!
    It's not my fault everything you like is terrible.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by -=V12US=-
      They found 214 bodies allready and they're still digging.
      No wonder.... It's a cemetery afterall. Lotsa bodies in those places.

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      • #4
        lol

        Cessna just makes it funnier.
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        • #5
          Did they bury the survivors they found? Ya know, like Canadians usually do?
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          • #6
            That reminds me of another joke like that... which I can't remember. Nevermind.
            The only constant is change.
            (And I wouldn't have it any other way.)

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            • #7
              maybe this one:

              Once there was a guy living in front of a cimetary...He died, since then he's living in front of his house.
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              • #8
                1. That makes no sense.

                2. The joke I'm thinking of was something about an airplane crashing and people dying....
                The only constant is change.
                (And I wouldn't have it any other way.)

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                • #9
                  I bet some desperate wanted-by-law got into the cabin and crashed the plane on purpose into the cemetary. Now he's trying to blend in the crowd.

                  I'm sure the police or Feds won't admit this, though.
                  Ah, to be a hero. Keeping such company...

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                  • #10
                    That was like the oldest (and badest) joke I've ever seen on this board...

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by CrouchingDork
                      1. That makes no sense.

                      2. The joke I'm thinking of was something about an airplane crashing and people dying....
                      A plane crashed on the border of country XXXXX and country YYYYY. So, where are they going to bury the survivors?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Swiss Mercenary
                        A plane crashed on the border of country XXXXX and country YYYYY. So, where are they going to bury the survivors?
                        At the cemetary?

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Master-Builder
                          Originally posted by Swiss Mercenary
                          A plane crashed on the border of country XXXXX and country YYYYY. So, where are they going to bury the survivors?
                          At the cemetary?
                          You almooost got it... Almoooost!

                          -Theres a good reason for double quoting, oh our malevelent dictators.-

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Swiss Mercenary
                            A plane crashed on the border of country XXXXX and country YYYYY. So, where are they going to bury the survivors?
                            THAT'S it.

                            You don't bury survivors, silly!

                            The only constant is change.
                            (And I wouldn't have it any other way.)

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by -=V12US=-
                              This morning a small Cessna aircraft crashed into a cemetary in Canada. It's like.. the worst planecrash since ever...

                              They found 214 bodies allready and they're still digging.
                              umm are you sure it's not the bodys already buried?? after all they are canadians .
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