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  • Look mom, I'm Jesus......

    Couldnt he have found a friend to help ??
    Never let LaughingRat shave your testicles with a rusty serrated knife.

  • #2
    Wacko......

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    • #3
      And he did it wrong, assuming he wasn't just going to lie on the floor nailed...
      Palms can't support that weight, it's supposed to go through the wrists. :|
      My cats are black! How about yours?

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      • #4
        Man, some people can screw up anything.

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        • #5
          adding it was unclear whether the man was seeking assistance for his injury or looking for help in nailing down his other hand.
          Best laugh ive had in weeks
          "It is truly a shame that the guards must be kept from the very tools of thier proffesion, but such blatant misuse of gas arrows cannot be tolerated. Alas, that poor burrick..."

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          • #6
            All he had to do was be gentle and kind with a touch of honesty.

            Somebody would have crucified him sooner or later.
            "A gerbil is a rodent, wretched creature and quite possibly represents yourself there unclean vile obsolete weak and live happily in there and others filth, they have caused plague and death to humans and nearly wiped us out" - industrialism

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Mad_Gerbil
              All he had to do was be gentle and kind with a touch of honesty.

              Somebody would have crucified him sooner or later.
              Really now? ¬¬

              Note the sarcasm.

              If you can read this, you don't need glasses.
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              • #8
                Where are my glasses...?
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                • #9
                  another name for this thread could have been"the passion of the idiot"

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                  • #10
                    that's mean, making fun of a poor idiot like htat.

                    :?



                    "Just off the border of your waking mind there lies another time, where darkness and light are one. As you tread the halls of sanity, you feel so glad to be unable to go beyond. I have a message from another time."

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Radamanthus
                      that's mean, making fun of a poor idiot like htat.

                      :?



                      You are right, it is mean. Don't insult idiots by comparing them to that guy.

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                      • #12
                        "Spasmo!" is oh so appropriate, because Neil from The Young Ones pulled that trick for comedic value more than 20 years ago.

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                        • #13
                          classic

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                          • #14
                            Suicide: Just think about it beforehands. And if it's a cry for help... there are better ways for that.
                            Crucifixion: Just go to Philippines or somewhere where you could actually get it done with people helping you.

                            I have no qualms with either, but man... Stupidity.
                            Ah, to be a hero. Keeping such company...

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                            • #15
                              A guy working part time as a builders helper/laborer around here, accidentaly cut off his hand with a radial saw. Thinking that this life was.......over(?),and apperently unable to stand the pain, took a nail gun and drilled 8 framing nails into his gourd. The homeowner hearing all the screaming found the guy looking like he had been run over by a truck, rushed his dumb ass to the hospital, two blocks away.


                              He's since recovered completely, minus sight and hearing on his right side , even regained full use of his hand.

                              EIGHT friggin times he shot himself......... :x


                              Makes you wonder donut ?
                              Never let LaughingRat shave your testicles with a rusty serrated knife.

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