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  • Greasy Wafflebrain

    The following in an excerpt from a children's
    book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by
    Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

    Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

    a = poopsie
    b = lumpy
    c = buttercup
    d = gadget
    e = crusty
    f = greasy
    g = fluffy
    h = cheeseball
    i = chim-chim
    j = stinky
    k = flunky
    l = boobie
    m = pinky
    n = zippy
    o = goober
    p = doofus
    q = slimy
    r = loopy
    s = snotty
    t = tootie
    u = dorkey
    v = squeezit
    w = oprah
    x = skipper
    y = dinky
    z = zsa-zsa

    Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
    of your new last name

    a = apple
    b = toilet
    c = giggle
    d = burger
    e = girdle
    f = barf
    g = lizard
    h = waffle
    i = cootie
    j = monkey
    k = potty
    l = liver
    m = banana
    n = rhino
    o = bubble
    p = hamster
    q = toad
    r = gizzard
    s = pizza
    t = gerbil
    u = chicken
    v = pickle
    w = chuckle
    x = tofu
    y = gorilla
    z = stinker

    Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
    your new last name:

    a = head
    b = mouth
    c = face
    d = nose
    e = tush
    f = breath
    g = pants
    h = shorts
    i = lips
    j = honker
    k = butt
    l = brain
    m = tushie
    n = chunks
    o = hiney
    p = biscuits
    q = toes
    r = buns
    s = fanny
    t = sniffer
    u = sprinkles
    v = kisser
    w = squirt
    x = humperdinck
    y = brains
    z = juice

    Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
    "A gerbil is a rodent, wretched creature and quite possibly represents yourself there unclean vile obsolete weak and live happily in there and others filth, they have caused plague and death to humans and nearly wiped us out" - industrialism

  • #2
    Buttercup Bubblebutt
    On demand this signature has been changed. I hope nobody was insulted or got harmed due to my signature. If this is the case, I'm fully responsible for the harm that was done. Do you feel harmed or you simply want a listening ear?

    Call 0900-PHAE


    • #3
      Originally posted by PhaeThorn
      Buttercup Bubblebutt
      Awwww poor Phae. :lol:

      Zsa Zsa Gorilla Brains, reporting for duty..........SIR. O_o


      • #4
        Zippy Bubblefanny

        Strange, thats what people have always called me... :lol:
        It's not my fault everything you like is terrible.


        • #5
          Buttercup AppleButt....

          Grr baby, very Grr.
          No Linux, No Choice.
          Know Linux, Know Choice.


          • #6
            Itsa me! Chim Chim Liverhonker!


            • #7
              Zippy Gizzard Chunks.

              <<----Brookhaven S3---->>


              • #8
                Zippy Gorilla-Buns.



                • #9
                  Hey Yenz, nice buns.


                  • #10
                    Crusty Appletushie...

                    Only thing is... how would the Git family determine their new names?
                    Ah, to be a hero. Keeping such company...


                    • #11
                      Pinky Wafflesniffer... there must be some mistake!
                      -TuF- Emptying clan servers of their own clan members since 2010
                      - Agg moderator campaign supporter 2011
                      - #2 of 3 LANers of the Apocalypse!


                      • #12
                        Totsie Gizzardfanny
                        I'm glad that I don't know what would this be in Czech
                        See you in beers


                        • #13
                          Chim-Chim gizzardsniffer.
                          Never let LaughingRat shave your testicles with a rusty serrated knife.


                          • #14
                            Buttercup Girdlefanny....

                   tells me things about myself i never thought of...

                            Im glad its not something like "Poopsie Toiletsniffer"
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                            • #15
                              Zippy Waffle-Sniffer