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  • *** BREAKING NEWS ***

    In a daring raid earlier this morning on a secret and supposedly secure CTG facility, MadGerbil -- the former leader of the RLF -- has been rescued! This news comes almost half a year after his mysterious disappearance, which on the surface appeared to simply be a dignified retreat from the stress of his position. New information leads the RNN to believe that this was merely the cover story his CTG captors used to keep the truth hidden from rodents everywhere.

    We here at Rodent News Network have obtained EXCLUSIVE information and images of this breaking news.


    This stunning infiltration was conducted by a single rodent, although it is likely several others were involved in support roles. Given the detailed knowledge the attackers had of the facility, there is high suspicion of assistance from WITHIN CTG itself. Shown here is that brave rodent preparing to enter through the ventilation ducts.


    After navigating the ducts, he emerged inside the secure facility -- having previously disabled the automatic security systems -- mere steps from the trapped leader. After several moments he had the lock opened, and MadGerbil was freed! Here we see MadGerbil in his first moments of freedom.


    Escape was quick -- MadGerbil and his rescuer taking a daring path into the ceiling of the lab, where they made a hole in the roof and left. How they descended from the roof and escaped the CTG pursuit is unknown at this time. In this image, we see MadGerbil right before he begins the final dash into the ceiling by way of a support cable.

    Rodents around the world are eagerly following this story as it develops, and we here at the RNN are dedicated to bringing you the latest news, as it happens. Representatives of CTG have been unavailable for comment, but an announcement from MadGerbil is expected shortly.

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    While waiting for the inevitable statement from MadGerbil -- rumors abound that the RLF will be reforming to take vengeance on CTG for the capture and likely torture of their former leader -- we at the RNN bring you the latest information about the possible identity of his rescuer. Research found a leaked photo from an RLF practice session, and the person pictured bears a striking resemblance to the unidentified rodent. We leave it to our readers to draw their own conclusions.

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    • #3
      From:
      http://www.thieveryut.com/bb/viewtop...?p=81798#81798

      Originally posted by LaughingRat
      ...We had a federal manhunt going on just outside our building.
      This going on outside the workplace of one of CTG's higher ranking officers around the time of the escape?

      Coincidence?
      Give some taffer fire, and you'll keep him warm for the night with one less reason to cause trouble for the master.
      Set a taffer on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life, and have no need to bother the master.

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      • #4
        HAHAHA!

        It says "CTG Secure Holding Cell" on that middle pic.
        I love it.
        "A gerbil is a rodent, wretched creature and quite possibly represents yourself there unclean vile obsolete weak and live happily in there and others filth, they have caused plague and death to humans and nearly wiped us out" - industrialism

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        • #5
          We'll get those treacherous rodents over at CTG!

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          • #6
            Meanwhile... somewhere in the deepest halls under the mockers guildhall... the mad Yenzarill is plotting some kind of super thief detecting rodent... A RODENT THAT THE MOCKERS CAN SPAWN AN ENTIRE ARMY OF, AND USE THE ENSLAVED... SLAVES... TO DO THE MOCKERS EVERY BIDDING! MUAHAHAHAHHAhahaheaehhe.... hmm...

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            • #7
              Yenz... that picture is... well... ear-y...
              TCO – Retired
              Former TCO Head of Intelligence – Retired

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              • #8
                Remember... Noooobody expects the Mockers killer rodents! Their main weapon is surprise... Surprise and fear... Their two main weapons are surprise and fear... and ruthless efficency! Their three main weapons are surprise, fear, ruthless efficency, and a near-fanatical devotion to the upright man! Their four main weapons are surprise, fear, ruthless efficency, a near-fanatical devotion to the upright man... And the Death Marks... Among their arsenal are weapons such as surprise, fear ruthless efficency, and a near-fanatical devotion to the upright man!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Swiss Mercenary
                  Remember... Noooobody expects the Mockers killer rodents! Their main weapon is surprise... Surprise and fear... Their two main weapons are surprise and fear... and ruthless efficency! Their three main weapons are surprise, fear, ruthless efficency, and a near-fanatical devotion to the upright man! Their four main weapons are surprise, fear, ruthless efficency, a near-fanatical devotion to the upright man... And the Death Marks... Among their arsenal are weapons such as surprise, fear ruthless efficency, and a near-fanatical devotion to the upright man!
                  Get... the comfy chair?

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