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    Omega showed me this saturday night, and I saw it posted on TTLG aswell. I think you taffers might "enjoy" it too, so I'll post it here.

    http://www.subservientchicken.com/

    Remember, it's live - so don't ask give any sexual commands in case there are kids watching.

  • #2
    hehe

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    • #3
      What an obliging chicken. It bounced for me then acted embarassed when I thanked it.

      I showed my landlady, and this transpired:

      "do a poo"
      "there's no poo"
      "where is it???"

      "take your head off"

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      • #4
        Lets make a list of what we can make it do.

        It turned the light on and off for me... twice...

        and i also made it bounce.

        WHen I said "get naked" i think it did that too.... censored but. :x

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        • #5
          hehe, these work:

          "Sit down"
          "watch tv"
          "dance"

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          • #6
            I asked it to mime "FUCK ALL MARKETING PLOYS" and it went and talked to someone offscreen, then went back to the start pose of the recording.

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            • #7
              Roll over
              Jump up and down
              Touch yourself
              Scratch Around
              Fly
              Eat
              Throw cushions

              It gets pissed off when you swear... heeheehee

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              • #8
                'Wave'

                Waving is always good.

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                • #9
                  lol thats funny
                  thanks
                  "Blockheads never learn, Clever learn by his own mistakes, Intelligents learn by mistakes of others."

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                  • #10
                    It wouldn't smash stuff up for me.

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                    • #11
                      I asked him to rock out - so cool
                      and circle strafe - lol

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                      • #12
                        Listing of all 300 commands it can do:

                        http://www.snopes.com/business/market/chicken.asp

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                        • #13
                          turn off lights is fun.
                          Immortius' Forge

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                          • #14
                            I told it to die.

                            The best shakesperion death Ive seen since highschool.

                            Cudos, LOLOL.
                            Never let LaughingRat shave your testicles with a rusty serrated knife.

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                            • #15
                              Come closer is scary....what an ugly chicken.

                              It also peed on the couch.
                              formerly littlek

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