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  • Yet another name-twisting thread

    Since there's been so many of these lately, one more shouldn't cause harm...
    Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry

    My results:

    It's just as I feared. You are suffering from Bucchusosis.

    Cause: genetically-modified toast

    Symptoms: American accent, extremely swollen appendix, excessive 80s haircut, swollen appendix

    Cure: fresh air
    Fresh air? I'd rather pass, thank you. My system couldn't handle that kind of a shock...
    My cats are black! How about yours?

  • #2
    This one is lying...

    Bad luck! You are suffering from
    Master Builder's Syndrome.
    Cause: dancing

    Symptoms: grey skin, mild levitation, paralysis, loss of dress sense

    Cure: fresh air[/b]

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    • #3
      Good lord! You are suffering from
      Big Ditis.

      Cause: viral

      Symptoms: extremely excess of money, inability to turn neck, sudden lack of reflection in mirrors

      Cure: take five shots of morphine every day for the rest of your life
      I don't think I'm displaying any of the symptoms, but I can sure live with the cure!
      It's not my fault everything you like is terrible.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by BiG_D
        Good lord! You are suffering from
        Big Ditis.

        Cause: viral

        Symptoms: extremely excess of money, inability to turn neck, sudden lack of reflection in mirrors

        Cure: take five shots of morphine every day for the rest of your life
        I don't think I'm displaying any of the symptoms, but I can sure live with the cure!
        In your case, I'd rather have the disease.

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        • #5
          In my case, the lack of a reflection would be just as nice as the money... :lol:
          It's not my fault everything you like is terrible.

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          • #6
            Good lord! You are suffering from
            Salsaosis.

            Cause: unknown

            Symptoms: abdominal swelling, chi imbalance, sudden paranoia

            Cure: bleach



            ...Ooh, mysterious, like a thief! You better have sudden paranoia when I'm around.

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            • #7
              Firetiger's Disorder.
              Cause: self-abuse

              Symptoms: excessive earache, cockney accent, feather growth, blood in urine

              Cure: eat more bees

              lol self abuse. Wouldn't eating bees increase that?
              <-- Resident Nightblade suggestion attorney...

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              • #8
                I seem to to be kinda sick and did not realize it. First off got:

                Thebos' Disease

                Cause: lack of fresh air

                Symptoms: appetite changes, face swelling, bulging eyes

                Cure: wake up and realise it was all just a dream



                Also have another disorder, cause: sexually transmitted

                Symptoms: bendy arms, lack of reflection in mirrors, slightly red eye

                Cure: Kryptonite



                And my wife and I share a disorder for which the cause was: a blow to the head

                Symptoms: skin lesions, sudden delusions, occasional sparks, floating hair

                Cure: attempt to repeat cause
                Give some taffer fire, and you'll keep him warm for the night with one less reason to cause trouble for the master.
                Set a taffer on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life, and have no need to bother the master.

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                • #9
                  I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from
                  Smithnwessunitis.
                  Cause: psychological

                  Symptoms: extreme death, excess mucus, collapsed lungs

                  Cure: cryogenic freezing until science catches up

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                  • #10
                    OMG it's exactly right.

                    Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with

                    Pendragon's Lurgy

                    Cause:

                    hot weather

                    Symptoms:

                    dementia, water retention, winking

                    Cure:

                    none
                    (AKA Dresden)
                    Despite all my rage, I am still just a dwarf in a cage.

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                    • #11
                      Guilds are having major probs.
                      ToB's...

                      I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from
                      ToB's Lurgy.

                      Cause: poor hygiene

                      Symptoms: neck shortening, mild rapid heart beat, headaches, loss of weight

                      Cure: exercise


                      TCO's...

                      You'd better sit down. You are suffering from
                      TCO's Syndrome.

                      Cause: lack of fresh air

                      Symptoms: revolving neck, glowing eyes, space alien bursting from stomach, sudden tallness

                      Cure: trepanning


                      CrkZ'ers....

                      Congratulations! You are suffering from
                      CrkZitis.

                      Cause: falling over

                      Symptoms: occasional space alien bursting from stomach, turning into a wolf, stigmata, vague abdominal pain

                      Cure: drink two cups of tea before going to bed


                      Mockers...

                      I thought as much. You are suffering from
                      Mockers' Disorder.

                      Cause: smoking

                      Symptoms: colour blindness, extreme aggression, flatulence, fear of the number thirteen

                      Cure: click heels together three times


                      TuF's...

                      Good lord! You are suffering from
                      TuFitis.

                      Cause: psychological

                      Symptoms: occasional acne, Hitler moustache, cranial bloating, mildly blue blotches

                      Cure: take two purple crystals with meals


                      TSG...

                      I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from
                      TSG's Syndrome.

                      Cause: Egyptian curse

                      Symptoms: finger pain, earache, dementia

                      Cure: pass it on to someone else within seven days


                      TWW's...

                      You'd better sit down. You are suffering from
                      TWWitis.

                      Cause: early mornings

                      Symptoms: premature greying, blocked nose, scaly skin

                      Cure: take three potions of extra healing a day until it goes away


                      K, think I got all the guilds... sorry if I missed any. Great diseases you people have


                      [EDIT: I forgot to try my name, or a variation.]
                      Chalrif, by calling me Ziddler when I join a server, look what kind of disease I got :twisted:

                      Congratulations! You are suffering from
                      Ziddler's Disorder.

                      Cause: Egyptian curse

                      Symptoms: excessive French accent, watery eyes, turning into a wolf

                      Cure: infect someone else

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                      • #12
                        Mockers...

                        I thought as much. You are suffering from
                        Mockers' Disorder.

                        Cause: smoking (Yep, We're cool.)

                        Symptoms: colour blindness (Who needs color when dealing with shadows and light), extreme aggression (DIE DIE DIE!!!) , flatulence (Ach, 'scuse me), fear of the number thirteen (13? Aaiieee! You're right!)

                        Cure: click heels together three times (But I like my Mockers' Disorder.)
                        Garlisk's Fantasy Art Gallery
                        www.usyetzer.com

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by SMITHNWESSUN
                          ...Symptoms: extreme death...
                          eXtreme death?

                          Textbook example. You are suffering from
                          Zenkai's Disorder.

                          Cause: overwork

                          Symptoms: feverishness, sores, excessive hyperactivity

                          Cure: Kryptonite


                          I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from
                          Crackaz's Disease.

                          Cause: hot weather

                          Symptoms: belching, sleepwalking, occasional loss of libido

                          Cure: none

                          Once you have the Crackaz bug, you can never get rid of it...

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                          • #14
                            Good lord! You are suffering from
                            Alpha-Omega's Disease.
                            Cause: influence of the Devil

                            Symptoms: laughing, abdominal swelling, cannibalism, mild terror

                            Cure: electroshock therapy

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                            • #15
                              Textbook example. You are suffering from
                              Oie's Lurgy.
                              Cause: the wrong type of snow

                              Symptoms: paranoia, blood in urine, paralysis, hypochondria

                              Cure: drink lots of water

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