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The RLF is changing their ways. They've lead the crusade against the DM thieves and are now starting the crusade against lame guarding. They're implementing the following policies to show how a uber guard truely operates.
1. NO MORE FIRE BOLTS!.
2. NO more camping.
3. Flares won't be used.
4. Only play on servers with no supply box.
5. NO traps. (caltrops, whistlers or camping random loot for a whole game in the hopes that a thief will show and be trapped.
6. No sword or mace.
Mad Gerbil was interviewed about these changes by reporter GrankIsFullOfShit and this is what he had to say about the RLF changes.
GrankIsFullOfShit: So Gerb why the sudden change in guarding tactics?
Mad Gerbil: Well we saw how lame it was to demand all thieves ghost. So I saw the light and relized it was equally lame for me and the rest of the RLF to camp, spawn rape and fire bolt whore. It's more or less a matter of consistency.
GrankIsFullOfShit: So do you really feel this is good for the game?
Mad Gerbil: Well I've never considered if my suggestions were good for the game before. The question for me is whether its good for me and the RLF.
GrankIsFullOfShit: How are these changes going to be good for the RLF? They seem quite extreme.
Mad Gerbil: They are extreme. They're meant to grab people's attention. I think they're effective in that regard. More attention for the RLF is good.
GrankIsFullOfShit: I'd like to thank you for giving me the time to interview you on such a controversial subject.
Mad Gerbil: Hey where is my watch?
*GrankIsFullOfShit flashbombs Mad Gerbil and runs off with his watch.
1. NO MORE FIRE BOLTS!.
2. NO more camping.
3. Flares won't be used.
4. Only play on servers with no supply box.
5. NO traps. (caltrops, whistlers or camping random loot for a whole game in the hopes that a thief will show and be trapped.
6. No sword or mace.
Mad Gerbil was interviewed about these changes by reporter GrankIsFullOfShit and this is what he had to say about the RLF changes.
GrankIsFullOfShit: So Gerb why the sudden change in guarding tactics?
Mad Gerbil: Well we saw how lame it was to demand all thieves ghost. So I saw the light and relized it was equally lame for me and the rest of the RLF to camp, spawn rape and fire bolt whore. It's more or less a matter of consistency.
GrankIsFullOfShit: So do you really feel this is good for the game?
Mad Gerbil: Well I've never considered if my suggestions were good for the game before. The question for me is whether its good for me and the RLF.
GrankIsFullOfShit: How are these changes going to be good for the RLF? They seem quite extreme.
Mad Gerbil: They are extreme. They're meant to grab people's attention. I think they're effective in that regard. More attention for the RLF is good.
GrankIsFullOfShit: I'd like to thank you for giving me the time to interview you on such a controversial subject.
Mad Gerbil: Hey where is my watch?
*GrankIsFullOfShit flashbombs Mad Gerbil and runs off with his watch.
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