It was a dark and stormy night.....J/k
This started a while ago when commenting to Darkproject
about the mansion he built(paying sins) and the nuumber of
dining areas it had. I made a thief run stealing all the silver plates
,cups etc but noticed that it didn't make any noise while
walking. On a hunch I decided to thieve nostalgia steal a few
silver plates,gold goblets etc and take them to my pawn broker
to examine.
Pawn brokers name is black bart.
Ghostly: bart i want you to examine these plates.
Bart: Hey I was wanting to talk to you, those last items you
brought me wern't silver or gold at all.
Ghostly: they weren't?
Bart: no. I don't know what they're made of but its not metal.
Ghostly: hmm lemme see them.....i look and sure enough its
plastic. omg how? why?
Bart: on the bottom somethings printed on them .....Dixie
hmmm
so I pulled out my laptop....hey its my story....and checked
the dixie plastics website and sure enough there it was.
dixie product development: Mad Gerbil
Things were starting to fall into place now. Mad gerbil
outsmarted us all. He ingratiated himself with the nobles
so he could switch them with plastic replicas and keep the
profit for himself.
Bart: Mad gerbil? yeah he's one of my best customers.
Ghostly: it figures.
This explains alot i thought. silverware which didn't
clank when u walk like a car with snow chains and a flat tire.
I also thought no wonder Gerbil is upset when he gets KO'd
its not that he's upset that he can't stop you from thieving
since he already stole everything. Its that he's probably on
his way to black barts or the bank to deposit his ill gotten gain.
I have an idea, i say to black bart.
Bart: whats that?
Ghostly: 2 can play this game. Do you have any Plastic
swords the kids play with?
Bart: yes
Ghostly: and I'll take a can of that silver paint as well.........
This started a while ago when commenting to Darkproject
about the mansion he built(paying sins) and the nuumber of
dining areas it had. I made a thief run stealing all the silver plates
,cups etc but noticed that it didn't make any noise while
walking. On a hunch I decided to thieve nostalgia steal a few
silver plates,gold goblets etc and take them to my pawn broker
to examine.
Pawn brokers name is black bart.
Ghostly: bart i want you to examine these plates.
Bart: Hey I was wanting to talk to you, those last items you
brought me wern't silver or gold at all.
Ghostly: they weren't?
Bart: no. I don't know what they're made of but its not metal.
Ghostly: hmm lemme see them.....i look and sure enough its
plastic. omg how? why?
Bart: on the bottom somethings printed on them .....Dixie
hmmm
so I pulled out my laptop....hey its my story....and checked
the dixie plastics website and sure enough there it was.
dixie product development: Mad Gerbil
Things were starting to fall into place now. Mad gerbil
outsmarted us all. He ingratiated himself with the nobles
so he could switch them with plastic replicas and keep the
profit for himself.
Bart: Mad gerbil? yeah he's one of my best customers.
Ghostly: it figures.
This explains alot i thought. silverware which didn't
clank when u walk like a car with snow chains and a flat tire.
I also thought no wonder Gerbil is upset when he gets KO'd
its not that he's upset that he can't stop you from thieving
since he already stole everything. Its that he's probably on
his way to black barts or the bank to deposit his ill gotten gain.
I have an idea, i say to black bart.
Bart: whats that?
Ghostly: 2 can play this game. Do you have any Plastic
swords the kids play with?
Bart: yes
Ghostly: and I'll take a can of that silver paint as well.........
Comment