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  • How Grank Got His Stick Back

    I know many of you are concerned and worried about Grank since he lost his stick. I'd hate for you to start your weekend with that weighing on your minds. So, without further ado, here's the story of how he got it back:

  • #2
    What a dumb story.

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    • #3
      short, sweet, and to the point.
      "Just off the border of your waking mind there lies another time, where darkness and light are one. As you tread the halls of sanity, you feel so glad to be unable to go beyond. I have a message from another time."

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      • #4
        I've warned you before about my copyright on dumb stories! Now you pay!
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        • #5
          I think he died at his computer before he could finish the post
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          • #6
            Best Story Ever

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Schleicher
              I think he died at his computer before he could finish the post
              Then who hit "Submit post" for him?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Swiss Mercenary
                Then who hit "Submit post" for him?
                Grank

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                • #9
                  His head fell on the keyboard...

                  ...or it was some last nerve activity...ya know chickens can still run around a bit after getting their heads chopped off
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                  • #10
                    The only thing I can assume from this is that Grank never actually got it back and that he's transformed into a female.
                    JM

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                    • #11
                      Female Grank:A/S/L?

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                      • #12
                        It's supposed to be an interactive story. Didn't you notice that ":" at the end of his post?

                        'ere, let me start it off:



                        It was a dark and cold winter night. The trumpet player walked onwards with his feet numb in the chilling breeze of snow and sleet. He could've just stayed inside in his warm little cottage on the other side of the forest, but there were matters afoot a lot more important than the comfort of a common trumpetist on a cold winter night.

                        Cursing his misfortune he trod on in the snow.

                        Trod, trod, trod, trod...

                        It was a good thing he hadn't forgotten what he had been hiding all these years. It was now resting safely in his backpack as he neared the village inn. Or was it? In all that hurry with warm clothes, comfy boots and making sure his trumpet would not lose it's tune in the harsh cold, had he remembered to pack it with him? No, he had to make sure.

                        Frantically he set down his burden and started digging out all the socks, sweaters and dried comestibles. After a short search filled with panic he finally let out a sigh of relief. Yes. Yes, it was safe. Right at the bottom of his backpack there rested the...

                        [to be continued in the next reply]
                        Ah, to be a hero. Keeping such company...

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                        • #13
                          ...old sandwich from last summer....
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                          • #14
                            Lies.

                            Grank never had a stick.
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                            • #15
                              And trust me, SNAFU would know.
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                              - "until the cat is skinned"

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