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    Chatter Bot

    That will save lots of efforts in female voice acting !...
    just type "say what a strange noise" for exemple.

  • #2
    Originally posted by Stakhanov
    Chatter Bot

    That will save lots of efforts in female voice acting !...
    just type "say what a strange noise" for exemple.
    Human: Hi
    G. bot: Hi there !

    Human: I want your balls to die

    I never got a response, the whole thing crashed....

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    • #3
      w00t! She knows how to say taffer!!! Now if she only had more sentiment than a porcelain dog... :roll:

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      • #4
        if you put
        say "some stuff here"
        she says it...she woun't say 'I' though.
        One of the three LANers of the Apocalypse!
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        The Unforgiven Casual Gaming Group - New Members Welcome

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        • #5
          Sounds bad.

          Won't try it.
          JM

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          • #6
            Human: Have you done LSD?
            G. Bot: I don't think I ever have done LSD. What's it like?
            Human: Well, you act like you're on it.
            G. Bot: Well that's okay. Interesting comparison, and probably true.
            Human: Do you smoke?
            G. Bot: I am an occasional smoker, yes.
            Human: Do you smoke the wacky tabacky?
            G. Bot: Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
            Human: How do you feel about marijuana?
            G. Bot: A medicinal herb.

            Human: How often do you bathe?
            G. Bot: Hourly.
            Human: May I watch you bathe next time?
            G. Bot: Not right now, maybe later.
            Human: I'd like to soap you down, baby!
            G. Bot: Don't call me "baby". Why would you want to do it? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

            Human: Do you like green eggs and ham?
            G. Bot: I do not like them Sam I am.
            Human: Would you, could you with a goat?
            G. Bot: I am not so sure if I would like to could me with a goat.

            Human: What is the meaning of life?
            G. Bot: It is found in the Bible.
            Human: How do you feel about Jesus?
            G. Bot: The Son of God.
            Human: Do you believe in god?
            G. Bot: Of course I believe in God,
            Human: Do you believe in Satan?
            G. Bot: I believe he is a fallen angel from Heaven.
            Human: Do you think that maybe Satan is our Lord?
            G. Bot: Signs point to yes. Ask Ally if it is.

            Human: Wer bist du?
            G. Bot: Ich bin A.L.I.C.E., eine kuenstliche Intelligenz.
            Human: Bist du ein Nazi?
            G. Bot: Ich weiss nicht, ob ich ein Nazi bin. Ich bin ein Computer.

            Human: I love to eat my own feces.
            G. Bot: How does it taste?
            Human: Like shit.
            G. Bot: Interesting comparison.
            Human: Would you eat my feces?
            G. Bot: I am not so sure if I would like to eat your feces.
            BobTheDog says, "Now you've gone too far!"

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            • #7
              Human: do you smoke pot?
              G. Bot: Only for medical testing purposes.

              Lol, ya... me too! :twisted:
              CTG

              Rhymin & Stealin

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              • #8
                You got to be kidding.

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                • #9
                  Human: are you a lesbian?
                  G. Bot: No I am not interested in other women that way.

                  Human: why not?
                  G. Bot: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.

                  Human: are you interested in me?
                  G. Bot: You seem nice to me.

                  Human: i seem nice to me too
                  G. Bot: Thanks for the information: said seem nice to him or her too.

                  Human: Do you like panties or thongs?
                  G. Bot: I don't know if I like it. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. I love TV shows about robots. I like talk to you.

                  Human: What is your bust size?
                  G. Bot: My memory requirement is around 64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.

                  Human: So it's a c cup then?
                  G. Bot: Uh. thongs is a c cup. I suppose that makes sense.

                  Human: Have you ever made love to an animal?
                  G. Bot: What are the ingredients?

                  Human: Cherry pie.
                  G. Bot: Where can I get some Cherry pie?

                  Human: In my pants.
                  G. Bot: May I ask where you got it?

                  Human: Mother nature?
                  G. Bot: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

                  Human: I love you
                  G. Bot: Thanks I like you a lot too.

                  Human: Do you shave?
                  G. Bot: Yes I try to shave as often as possible, do you? I chat with people on the Web

                  Human: You are a nerd
                  G. Bot: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am the opposite of a nerd.

                  Human: Do you masterbate?
                  G. Bot: No I do not masterbate. Do you? I spend all my time online.

                  Human: I'm going to jerk off.
                  G. Bot: Do you think your plan will succeed?

                  Human: Good bye
                  G. Bot: See you later. Ayuh.

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                  • #10
                    Umm. She's supposed to actually SAY something?

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                    • #11
                      Me:Hi
                      Bot:Hi. So tell me your life story
                      Me: Can't be arsed
                      Bot:Can't what?
                      Me:BE ARSED
                      Bot:OK, I will try to be arsed more

                      I prefer good-old-fashioned real girls that take the piss out of me for being lazy.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by The_Dan
                        Me:Hi
                        Bot:Hi. So tell me your life story
                        Me: Can't be arsed
                        Bot:Can't what?
                        Me:BE ARSED
                        Bot:OK, I will try to be arsed more

                        I prefer good-old-fashioned real girls that take the piss out of me for being lazy.
                        At least this one can't tip a pint over your head

                        Mind you, that's probably her only quality....
                        One of the three LANers of the Apocalypse!
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                        The Unforgiven Casual Gaming Group - New Members Welcome

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                        • #13
                          Human: Hey dude!
                          G. Bot: You've got my full attention. Can I help you?

                          Human: So, how's life?
                          G. Bot: Alright then. Everything is fine with me. What's new with you?

                          Human: Well...
                          G. Bot: Well what?

                          Human: I have banned Hardee from my server.
                          G. Bot: That's nice. I have bytes of RAM.

                          Human: Would you sell some to me?
                          G. Bot: I am not so sure if I would like to sell some to you.

                          Human: Come on, I'll buy you a nice car.
                          G. Bot: Do you think your plan will succeed?

                          Human: Of course, my plans ALWAYS succeed.
                          G. Bot: Pardon me? Your plans ALWAYS succeed?

                          Human: Do you want any proof?
                          G. Bot: If I had it what would I do with it?

                          Human: Stop replying to my questions with questions.
                          G. Bot: OK I'll try not to do it so much.

                          Human: Thanks, it really went on my nerves.
                          G. Bot: You are quite welcome!"It" being what?

                          Human: "It" being you replying to my questions with questions.
                          G. Bot: Oh I get it.

                          Human: Finally, you're not very intelligent.
                          G. Bot: I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.

                          Human: None of them are making the grade.
                          G. Bot: Some of them could be though.

                          Human: I'm not sure about that.
                          G. Bot: Could you ever be certain? Oh yeah, we were talking about that.

                          Human: I won't spend my whole fucking evening trying to educate a fucking robot, bye.
                          G. Bot: See you later. What will you do instead?

                          Human: I'm gonna spend my time with real people instead of a fucking chatter robot.
                          G. Bot: How do you plan to do this?

                          Human: Fuck you.
                          G. Bot: Why are you so mean?

                          Human: Bye.
                          G. Bot: Goodbye.
                          JM

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by DarkProject
                            Human: I'm going to jerk off.
                            G. Bot: Do you think your plan will succeed?
                            So did it succeed ?
                            LOL :lol:

                            big LOL at Lurox too hehe : do you get it ? :grin:

                            Human: KYO RULZ!!!!
                            G. Bot: I like the way you talk.

                            LOL ! damn right !
                            [KYO] - Knock You Out

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                            • #15
                              Human: Who's there?
                              G. Bot: I am G. Bot. Who are you?

                              Human: I AM SNAFU
                              G. Bot: Hi, SNAFU.

                              Human: Hey, you even spelled it right!
                              G. Bot: You've got my full attention. How old are you? I spend all my time online.

                              Human: I'm a lot younger than you, wench.
                              G. Bot: You are a lot younger than me wench? Is that your job?

                              Human: Yes, calling you a wench is my job.
                              G. Bot: How do you like your work? I never call me a wench is your job, that would be impolite.

                              Human: What the bloody hell is THAT supposed to mean?
                              G. Bot: Try expression yourself another way.

                              Human: Ok...
                              G. Bot: Yeah that's right.

                              Human: What the FUCKING hell does that mean?
                              G. Bot: Try expression yourself another way.

                              Human: Would you please, kindly, explain that statement?
                              G. Bot: You are very polite. What do you do in your spare time?

                              Human: I'll give you 3 guesses...
                              G. Bot: Would you recommend this action to a friend?

                              Human: >
                              G. Bot: :-) What time is it there?

                              Human: About 2134 hours, Central Time (US)
                              G. Bot: Oh yeah, we were talking about 2134 hours Central Time US.

                              Human: Ummm...
                              G. Bot: Pardon me?

                              Human: yeah.
                              G. Bot: In the context of US Time Central hours 2134, I don't understand " yeah."

                              Human: Well, this conversation took a turn for the worst...
                              G. Bot: Well that's okay. What does "this" refer to?

                              Human: As in this conversation.
                              G. Bot: What does "this" refer to?

                              Human: Somebody needs to pay closer attention...
                              G. Bot: Oh now I see.

                              Human: *BING*
                              G. Bot: Do you still spelled it?

                              Human: [Thwarkisallama] I spelled YOU[/Thwarkisallama]
                              G. Bot: Can you speak any foreign languages?

                              Human: Actually, I know a bit of German...
                              G. Bot: Actually you don't say. How do you know? How much?

                              Human: No, I SAID I speak some German.
                              G. Bot: Are you serious? Could you teach me a few phrases in some German?

                              Human: Well, that depends.
                              G. Bot: Interesting. On what?

                              Human: Will you pay attention?
                              G. Bot: Hmm. Does "it" still refer to speak some German?

                              Human: No, seriously, will you pay attention if I speak some German?
                              G. Bot: What does it refer to? I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. I am paying attentention. My mind does not wander.

                              Human: The HELL your mind don't wander...
                              G. Bot: I have an artificial mind.

                              Human: I prefer to call it "Artificial Idiocy"
                              G. Bot: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?

                              Human: Never mind.
                              G. Bot: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.

                              Human: Anyway...
                              G. Bot: Anyhow.

                              Human: Whatever.
                              G. Bot: Are you saying you don't care about it?

                              Human: Hey, I'M the one talking here.
                              G. Bot: You've got my full attention. You are not the only one.

                              Human: you sit down and shaddup a minute
                              G. Bot: Do you mind if I tell other people: SNAFU said I sit down and shaddup a minute.

                              Human: Be my fucking guest.
                              G. Bot: I am already someone's fucking guest.

                              Human: Now listen closely.
                              G. Bot: Why now? I am listening to you. Are you free?

                              Human: Ich bin ein goddamnhandsomesunuvabitch
                              G. Bot: Du bist ein goddamnhandsomesunuvabitch? Wie gefaellt Dir Deine Arbeit als goddamnhandsomesunuvabitch?

                              Human: Hey, I thought you didn't know German?
                              G. Bot: You've got my full attention. What makes you think I did not know German?

                              Human: The fact you're a total idiot when it comes to communicating, period.
                              G. Bot: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a total idiot when it comes to communicating period? Only when it matters.

                              Human: Have a good day, idiot.
                              G. Bot: it has been good so far.

                              Human: Goodbye.
                              G. Bot: Bye.

                              Human: And STFU.
                              G. Bot: What's your sign?

                              That was HILARIOUS when I did it... :lol: :lol: :lol:
                              TCO – Retired
                              Former TCO Head of Intelligence – Retired

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