OMG 911 has hit TUT!!!

[Kiech Bepho]

Today a postwhore devistated the TUT community when he stopped posting on 911:

Viewing profile :: LaughingRat

Joined: 10 Jan 2003
Total posts: 911
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Location: In FRONT of you, with the blackjack
Website: http://www.thecrackaz.com

[modetwo]

Damn, we all got pwned! FIRST TO 1000!!!

[Adrock]

[9.48% of total / 29.39 posts per day]

Thats scary...

[Curunir]

Someone needs a 12-step program...

[LaughingRat]

Drill Rat?

[Lurox]

Shut up, Farva.

[Kiech Bepho]

Drill Rat?

Well, I guess it means either you are a dentist, construction worker, or just getting ready to 'hold this postion' for the FAG...

[modetwo]

Drill Rat?

Yeah.

I remembered a nick you used under a CTG-training. I saw it through teh ASE.

DRILLRAT!

[KewlAzMe]

yea but lets count how many of those posts are Spammmmm! if we did an in depth look, LR would be banned immediately.

[LaughingRat]

I remembered a nick you used under a CTG-training. I saw it through teh ASE.

Ah. "DrillSergeantRat"

yea but lets count how many of those posts are Spammmmm! if we did an in depth look, LR would be banned immediately.

If you set a percentage of posts that would get me banned, fully half or more of the other people here would have to be banned as well. On the other hand, if you set a flat number of posts....

[SNAFU]

I remembered a nick you used under a CTG-training. I saw it through teh ASE.

Ah. "DrillSergeantRat"

:lol:

That stirs images...

"WHAT THE HELL?! YOU ARE AT ATTENTION! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD, KNEES SLIGHTLY BENT, ARMS LOCKED AT YOUR SIDE, FEET AT A FORTY-FIVE DEGREE ANGLE, BACK STRAIGHT, AND CHEST OUT! AND DON'T FUCKING MOVE! IT'S THE GODDAMN EASIEST FUCKING THING IN THE WORLD! DON'T FUCKING MOVE!!

OK, NOW THAT WE GOT THIS GIANT CLUSTERFUCK STANDING AT ATTENTION, LET'S TRY SOME BASIC DRILL! THIS IS SO EASY, MY GRANDMOTHER CAN DO IT! EYES!"

"SNAP, SIR!"

"NOW WATCH! WHEN I SAY "RIGHT FACE!" YOU WILL TURN NINETY DEGREES TO YOUR RIGHT! IN ORDER TO KEEP FROM FUCKING THIS UP, YOU WILL RAISE YOUR RIGHT TOES, AND YOUR LEFT HEEL! IS THAT CLEAR? GOOD!

RIGHT....FACE!

NO! YOUR OTHER RIGHT! LISTEN UP, SCUMBAGS! WHEN I SAY RIGHT FACE, YOU WILL TURN TO YOUR OTHER RIGHT, SINCE MOST OF YOU CAN'T TELL THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE!"

I'd go on, but it was REALLY embarassing when this happened...

[Kiech Bepho]

Ahh, the fond memories of learning the difference between my 'right' and 'military right'!

[SNAFU]

Ahh, the fond memories of learning the difference between my 'right' and 'military right'!

Fond?

Well... I admit it was fun being in a JROTC unit. Called my old friend the other day, asked him how he's doing. Damnit, I envy him... I wish I was back there... :cry: