OT: Groaners

[LaughingRat]

This is just for you, Thwark....

If a United Parcel Service truck is in your way, is it an UPStrucktion?

Can international generic java be called "Coffee Anon"?

If you have a rough sketch of a goofy looking mass transit vehicle, is it a coarse silly-bus?

[Lurox]

Oh fuck.

Edit : Thwark, lower his postcount, that will hurt him.

[Kiech Bepho]

Oh fuck.

Edit : Thwark, lower his postcount, that will hurt him.

Not really...he still posts more than anyone here on a daily basis. He would still pwn your 4ss.

LOL

Kiech

[Thwark]

All about LaughingRat

Joined: 10 Jan 2003
Total posts: 916
[9.49% of total / 29.55 posts per day]

[Lurox]

P-P-P-P-P-P-POST-Whore-whore-whore...-whore...

[LaughingRat]

The truly sad thing is, I'm really not even trying to be. I just get bored when I 'm at work.

[Ghostly apparition]

The truly sad thing is, I'm really not even trying to be. I just get bored when I 'm at work.

I wonder if your goverment Employer knows you get so bored at
work. although as bloated as the government is, they probably don't
even know what you're doing, or supposed to be doing.
Sad but true. LR has a Gravy Job.

[WildBill]

LR, where do you work? And are they going to be looking for more people in about four and a half years? ^_^

[KewlAzMe]

and this is why LR has soo many posts. lol

[LaughingRat]

LR has a Gravy Job.

LR has a job that he figured out how to do about three times as efficiently as his predecessor in the position. Seriously, I get as much actual work done as she did, and help other people in my unit our with their responsibilities, while doing informal tech support for my unit (Help Desk's job) as well.

LR, where do you work? And are they going to be looking for more people in about four and a half years? ^_^

You don't want to work here. Even if you did, this agency isn't going to be hiring anyone any time soon. Record budget deficits in this state right now.

[MrEricSir]

I made this for the 3D Realms UBB... but it applies to certain members here as well.

[Lurox]

l337 pic.

[Curunir]

[Ghostly apparition]

[quote="LaughingRat"]

LR has a Gravy Job.

LR has a job that he figured out how to do about three times as efficiently as his predecessor in the position. Seriously, I get as much actual work done as she did, and help other people in my unit our with their responsibilities, while doing informal tech support for my unit (Help Desk's job) as well.

Hmm, 29 posts per day, on average maybe 2 minutes per post,
I figure a conservative estimate since you read the previous posts
to see what was said. That makes an hour a day spent posting on
the TUT forums. How much more efficient could you be if you spent the
time working?
At 915 posts,2 minutes each, thats 305 hours, or put another way
one month and a half of work time spent posting on the forums.
All at taxpayer expense.

[Thwark]

except it hasn't BEEN a month and a half - it's been 1 month and 1 day