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    Sunglasses for Guards:

    Buy them before you spawn, can't take them off once you buy them (like helmets). Can't see a blammed thing when you're wearing them (unless you turn your monitor waaay up), but it makes flashbombs ineffective. Also makes guards look real cool -- Schwarzenegger-style.


    "I've got the crypt rooby. You get the rectory."

    Bag of Itching Powder:

    For thieves, a counter for the sunglasses. A bag of itching powder thrown at the guards makes them pause and itch themselves every few seconds, effectively slowing them down slightly. Kind of like a toned-down crack arrow. Guards continue to itch for 30 seconds, or until doused with water.
    "Garlisk's got a lov-el-y bunch of coconuts."

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    RFLOL

    That is the funniest caption for a picture I've seen in 10 years.
    "A gerbil is a rodent, wretched creature and quite possibly represents yourself there unclean vile obsolete weak and live happily in there and others filth, they have caused plague and death to humans and nearly wiped us out" - industrialism

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    • #3
      Who said anything about jokes
      I'm probably not here. If I am, show me the door.

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      • #4
        Because it was rated ARRRRRRRRRRG!

        Isn't ruby, spelled ruby?
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        • #5
          Isn't ruby, spelled ruby?
          Not when you're Schwarzenegger You gotta say it with his accent.
          "Garlisk's got a lov-el-y bunch of coconuts."

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          • #6
            Excellent caption for that pic. :grin:
            BobTheDog says, "Now you've gone too far!"

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            • #7
              Originally posted by DarkProject
              Isn't ruby, spelled ruby?
              :lol: :lol:

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              • #8
                Originally posted by DarkProject
                Isn't ruby, spelled ruby?
                No.

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                • #9
                  No1 Buho! :lol:
                  I Need Training!

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                  • #10
                    :lol: that picture is... no words can describe.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Buho
                      "rooby"
                      :lol:

                      Too funny man. I can hear the accent now.
                      CTG

                      Rhymin & Stealin

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                      • #12
                        Is that a minigun...

                        HOW COME I CANT HAVE A MINIGUN?! :twisted:

                        All i have is some dumb crate...
                        "There's no problem that can't be solved with a big crate!"

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                        • #13
                          I have one thing to say about that pic: LOLZ

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by MrEricSir
                            LOLZ
                            The Z makes it edgy.
                            CTG

                            Rhymin & Stealin

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                            • #15
                              ACK! Arnie beat me to the ruby!

                              THIEF!

                              Nice pic, I bet mach wil love it.
                              Feel the power of the

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