Culinary Advice

[LaughingRat]

When I'm in the mood for eggs benedict, I prefer to go to Italy. Because....

You know....

"There's no place like Rome for the hollandaise."

[WildBill]

That's bad. That's really bad.

[Curunir]

BUMP

[Thwark]

mmm spam.

[LaughingRat]

mmm spam.

Not if it's GOOD eggs benedict. It SHOULD be ham.

[Curunir]

The Perpetual Green Eggs and Ham Parody

I said I hate green eggs and ham.
I said I hate them, damn you Sam!

If you should bring them on my plane,
Don’t plan to see your home again.
If you approach me on a boat,
I’ll shove that ham right down your throat!

Get it through your skull so thick--
Green eggs and ham, they make me sick!

The ham looks like green doggy duke;
Those slimey eggs just make me puke.
If I ate them, I would vomit
Projectiles just like Halley’s comet!

Now remove them from my face
Before I have to trash this place.

Should you serve them with a fox
Or inside a cardboard box,
I’d burn the box, all flaming red
And eat the roasted fox instead.

I know I’ve said this once before
I’m sure you think I’m quite the bore.
But I can’t stand green eggs and ham.
I mean I hate them, damn you Sam!

What is it with you, Sam I croaked
(I’m all worked up, my voice is choked.)
You think I want this crap, I coughed
Do you have ties to Microsoft?

Have you bundled IE in your ham?
So Reno will ignore it Sam?
Well I won’t eat it anyway,
Not for a million bucks a day!

Now leave at once, you are dismissed.
Damn you Sam, I’m getting pissed!
I told you how I hate that crap.
Don’t make me give your face a slap.

Shut up Sam, don’t make me smack you.
The great Cornholio will attack you.
Green eggs and ham by any rights
We have to say, Huh-huh, this bites!

[Tankazz]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

[Omega]

I like my eggs in bed with my girlfriend.

[Lurox]

No details, Omega.

[Omega]

I don't understand, did you ask me to give details or don't give details?

[DeepQantas]

... So Reno will ignore it Sam?

Omg! Jean Reno???