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I said I hate green eggs and ham.
I said I hate them, damn you Sam!
If you should bring them on my plane,
Don’t plan to see your home again.
If you approach me on a boat,
I’ll shove that ham right down your throat!
Get it through your skull so thick--
Green eggs and ham, they make me sick!
The ham looks like green doggy duke;
Those slimey eggs just make me puke.
If I ate them, I would vomit
Projectiles just like Halley’s comet!
Now remove them from my face
Before I have to trash this place.
Should you serve them with a fox
Or inside a cardboard box,
I’d burn the box, all flaming red
And eat the roasted fox instead.
I know I’ve said this once before
I’m sure you think I’m quite the bore.
But I can’t stand green eggs and ham.
I mean I hate them, damn you Sam!
What is it with you, Sam I croaked
(I’m all worked up, my voice is choked.)
You think I want this crap, I coughed
Do you have ties to Microsoft?
Have you bundled IE in your ham?
So Reno will ignore it Sam?
Well I won’t eat it anyway,
Not for a million bucks a day!
Now leave at once, you are dismissed.
Damn you Sam, I’m getting pissed!
I told you how I hate that crap.
Don’t make me give your face a slap.
Shut up Sam, don’t make me smack you.
The great Cornholio will attack you.
Green eggs and ham by any rights
We have to say, Huh-huh, this bites!
Genius is a blink before a moment of insanity.
"Dream is Destiny" Waking Life
*Leader of the 56k rebellion*
*Slowing down cable and DSL users, everywhere*
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