*** RLF DECLARES WAR ON BJ WHORES ***

[Mad_Gerbil]

Yesterday (Friday Feb 21st) was a day full of the worst games I've ever played in TUT. It was total BJ whoredom for the entire day with the thieves winning more matches via the BJ then what I've ever seen before.

The game that caused me to log out for the day was a game of Spiders where the thieves had managed to kill all but two guards (5 thieves left) yet had still failed to acquire a single key. I thought that I'd probably best leave my barraks post when, a thief who had already died twice trying to get in the barraks, KO'd me on the way out.

So to celebrate my rage over the most skill-less series of games I've ever witnessed I've decided to declare today an official RLF Holiday known as "WHACK THE POOPIE OUT OF BJ WHORES"

It isn't elegant, but it works for me.

Anyways, members of the RLF who repeatedly kill well known BJ whores today (and today's game day only... this holiday will last until 2am Sunday) will receive a special silver medal for killing any one BJ whore 5 times. Medals will be considered for those who get less kills, but cause the BJ whore to log out.

Burn them.
Hunt vents.
Camp objectives.
KEEEEEELLLLLL THEMMMMM ALLLLLLLLLL!

*pounds on pulpit*

GO!

[Lurox]

rofl?

[Mad_Gerbil]

rofl?

Should make today interesting, doncha think?

[Lurox]

Hmm... maybe yes.... maybe no... errm...

/me runs into the woods screaming.

[Omega]

Well, the RLF can kiss my a**.

GO SPAM SOMEWHERE ELSE WITH YOUR STUPID NEWS ARTICLES! :x

[-=V12US=-]

Wjee, I killed .:m.Rodent twice today, and yesterday I killed him once as a thief. Do I get my medal when I kill him 2 more times?

[Lurox]

Today's most dangerous blackjack whore :

Vegeta
Wanted : dead
Reward : 20000$

He is known to use a most evil tactic known as the green death --

Buying over thousands of crack and broadhead arrows, Vegeta promises a painful death to any guards he may encounter. This vile DM'er first cracks his victim painfully, then or arrows him to death, or circle-strafes him. He has made, today, a total of 183 victims, and this number is bount to grow if someone doesn't stop him soon.

[CrouchingDork]

I'll be sure to start DMing every RLF gaurd I see today.

:twisted:

[BrokenArts]

And this is something new?

[Bloody-Reaper]

No! It wasn't me! It was... Lurox! Yeah! Lurox! He's evil!

...
Anyways, who is on the death list?

[Biohazard]

Bring it MG!

[Omega]

In my opinion this is a useless thread. Most of the RLF "News articles" get spammed with useless junk and random images. Why not stop doing it Mad Gerbil? You have your own site. If people are interested in what the RLF has to say, they would probably visit it. Wouldn't they?

[Mad_Gerbil]

In my opinion this is a useless thread. Most of the RLF "News articles" get spammed with useless junk and random images. Why not stop doing it Mad Gerbil? You have your own site. If people are interested in what the RLF has to say, they would probably visit it. Wouldn't they?

I announced it because I thought most of the BJ Whore community would find it a great deal of fun.

(see Biohazards response)

[Omega]

I find them pretty anoying.


*Wait's for the "Then don't look at them" reply.

[The_Dan]

Does this mean that MG was actually nice to BJ-whores before this all happened?

I'm still amused after yesterday:

MG chased a thief into the vents on aquatone & killed him.
Immediately afterwards, I cracked & sniped him to death & suddenly he's complaining about "DM thieves".

Quite funny, because at the start of the match I told people to look out for Gerbil in the vents & Jarvis (er, I think it was Jarvis) said "No, MG learnt that vent-hunting is too risky, a long time ago"

Apparently, he didn't

(Yeah yeah, I know you started outside the vents & chased a thief into them, but you can't complain about not having the advantage when you decide to stray into them)