OMG, Save Your Lead Based Paint!!!

[LaughingRat]

Nutcase Site

[Biohazard]

THEY AREN'T NUTCASES!

They have my sign at the top of their page!

[LaughingRat]

THEY AREN'T NUTCASES!

They have my sign at the top of their page!

"The prosecution rests, your honor!"

Actually, he has the fallout shelter symbol, but it's close.

[Biohazard]

Yes, a bretheren of mine.

[modetwo]

Damn, they are using geocities.
Yup, nutcases!

[LaughingRat]

Yes, a bretheren of mine.

I see. In that case, let me make a suggestion in case of chemical attack. Take two big trash bags. Pull one over your feet, up past your waist. Take the other one and pull it down over your head and shoulders, so it overlaps the first one. Roll around on some carpet, to build up some static to get the two bags to seal.

I hear you can survive a chemical attack for up to 10 minutes this way.

[Nachimir]

AH-

The Government's helicopters can't see into your house if the ceiling is painted with lead based paint. The Government's motion detectors can not see into your house through lead based paint. The Government's listening devices can not eavesdrop through lead based paint. If you want to keep your privacy use lots of lead based paint. Keep your lead based paint and just paint over it. Just don't eat it.

- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Fucknuts!

They forgot to suggest tinfoil hats. They're keeping them all for themselves!

[NeoPendragon]

No, tinfoil hats are for aliens, STUPID! :roll:

[Biohazard]

Yes, a bretheren of mine.

I see. In that case, let me make a suggestion in case of chemical attack. Take two big trash bags. Pull one over your feet, up past your waist. Take the other one and pull it down over your head and shoulders, so it overlaps the first one. Roll around on some carpet, to build up some static to get the two bags to seal.

I hear you can survive a chemical attack for up to 10 minutes this way.

I just tried that.

It actually works! I never was contaminated by chemicals the entire time!

Of course now I'm ------------>

[LaughingRat]

No, tinfoil hats are for aliens, STUPID! :roll:

I thought they were for orbital mind control lasers?

Bio: Heh.

[thetragictaffer]

No, tinfoil hats are for aliens, STUPID! :roll:

I thought they were for orbital mind control lasers?

Bio: Heh.

The aliens use orbital mind control lasers.

[Yenzarill]

Wow, I didn't think that site of mine would make it here, thanks for the support guys!

[impulse]

If only computers had lead based paint, then we could hide from evil admins monitoring our every post .

[Mad_Gerbil]

There isn't that much lead in lead based paint.

I'm a little confused at exactly where what I read there crossed over from a "protection from terrorists" to a "protection from the US govt" nonsense.

[LeatherMan]

If only computers had lead based paint, then we could hide from evil admins monitoring our every post .

Computers were originally painted with lead-based paints, but Microsoft was able to convince the manufacturers that lead-based paints were the reason for Windows instability. No evidence was ever provided, but the threa ... err, claims were pretty convincing. Microsoft has since stated that the information they now collect from users (without their prior consent) is part of their on-going study on this subject.