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  • RLF falling on hard times...

    *NEWS FLASH*

    On tonight's news special, late members of the RLF, a far left-wing terrorist group, have fallen on hard times after their leader, Mad_Gerbil, sold them all out, including himself to human medical science.

    It seems that their employers have had to dismiss them on the account of extensive damage to their estates and properties due to firebolt-spamming. Their employers also stated that "They would camp a dang book while all my gold and valuables were stolen!"

    The Rodent Liberation Front was once known for its power and ability to dominate thieves. But now, it seems that they have lost their edge are no longer able to do their jobs appropriately. It came to be that all they would do is sit in a room with firebolts, waiting for a thief to enter, hoping to scare away a thief with thier firebolts.

    Here a few photos that we have come upon recently.



    This is the grave site of the once well-known leader of the RLF, Mad_Gerbil. MG, as he was often reffered, was an outspoken and clear voice that rang through the TUT forums. He often whined about unfairness and the unbalancedness of life.

    MG was a violent terrorist, who would often set building on fire and and demolish structures for his own gain. Thos was perhaps one of his greatest downfalls.

    It is fairly unknown that MG was often in a drunken and abusive state. He was extremely abusive in his dealings with his protege and apprentice, The_Judge. The group seemingly turned a blind eye to it, and the rest of the world didn't have a clue.

    What came as most unexpected though is the fact that has recently been uncovered, is that he himself sold out his own group to human medical training. His motives are in this are completely unclear, and no one seems to have any idea to what drove him to his madness. Perhaps it was the chemicals the he often sniffed while creating newer and more flammable firebolts mixed witht the alcohol that he consumed at alarmingly high volumes.

    Only two members of his group were able to flee and resist capture; The_Judge and Slappy.

    The following photos you will see are for mature audiences only, and please keep in mind that they have gone through some very hard times.





    This is a photo taken of The_Judge just yesterday. The_Judge was once known as an "Uber Guard." He was the best of the best. Thieves cringed and scurried away at his name. He spewed forth judgement and poured fear into the hearts of those who opposed him.

    It seems that he is taking this worse than many of the other ex-members. Perhaps this is because he was raised from boyhood by his idol and mentor, Mad_Gerbil, who took his own life by submitting his body to science. He must have taken it really hard that his only "father" figure in his life betrayed him and his other followers.

    Unfortunately he has found comfort in the bottle. After repeated attempts of other groups to help and recruit him, and his reluctance to change his erred ways, this is how he will spend the rest of his days. Attempts by his long lost brother, Tisfulakistakagela, have also failed in reaching him. Pleads from other loved ones have fallen of deaf ears.





    This picture was taken just the other day of Slappy, a vocal figure in the TUT forums and avid player in the servers. It seems Slappy has also taken the route that The_Judge has taken. These two kept in touch ofr a while after the demise of the RLF, but have drifted apart.



    The future of the RLF is no more. The brainwashing and lies of this domestic terrorist group will now finally come to an end. It will now be safe for little taffers to walk the streets at night and crawling through vents, looting as much as thier little taffing hearts desire. No more will Mad_gerbil lead innocent rodents into a world which they do not belong, a world of firebolt spamming and useless camping.
    Genius is a blink before a moment of insanity.
    "Dream is Destiny"
    Waking Life

  • #2
    Wow. It's like the good old days of the RLF, filled with news stories and propoganda. Now if only Darcrist were here to alter the photos....

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    • #3
      ROFL and the RLF dies yet again.

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      • #4
        :lol: Benny the Gerbil!
        http://profiles.myspace.com/users/7360475
        -=:ToB:=- / :]eDe[: Site: www.endarkend.net
        -=:ToB:=-Forums: www.endarkend.net/phpbb/
        -=:ToB:=-PayingSins (TUT MAP)- http://www.endarkend.net/downloads/m...oB_Payback.zip

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        • #5
          I'm not so bad... Once you get to know me.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Thwark
            impressive thwark
            "They say we cleaned out the royal treasury, and took the kings wedding ring off his finger as he slept!" "That must have taken an entire team of our best sneaks." "I heard it was lieutenant Jarvis." "Impossible!"
            -Two unknown CTG probies

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            • #7
              They will never know that MG was just a puppet leader... :twisted:

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Majarisan
                Originally posted by Thwark
                impressive thwark

                Yes, very nice Thwark.
                Genius is a blink before a moment of insanity.
                "Dream is Destiny"
                Waking Life

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                • #9
                  OMG! ROFLMFAO! You are unbelievable!
                  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
                  I Need Training!

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                  • #10
                    Judge really likes his emoticons.

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                    • #11
                      Bunch of spammers. :x

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                      • #12
                        Omega?? what are you doing then? Your just adding to the spamage here already with your post. :wink:

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                        • #13
                          And you too BA!

                          And yes..yes.. now.... ME TOO

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                          • #14
                            Ohhh I know that, haven't you guessed about my wacked sense of humor yet?
                            :wink:

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                            • #15
                              wOOt

                              That was funny stuff!
                              "A gerbil is a rodent, wretched creature and quite possibly represents yourself there unclean vile obsolete weak and live happily in there and others filth, they have caused plague and death to humans and nearly wiped us out" - industrialism

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