I just love weird death messages, especially ever since the good old days of Quakeword Team Fortress; there was this guy, Spam Light, that had a really wacky server with a bunch of mods, and one time he changed the medic infect-death message to 'Thwark was killed by Salsa's body odor'. We don't have to make anything say that, specifically, but make things more interesting, and even better; CHANGEABLE by the sever owners by editing a txt file or something.
Well, before I start, rat-squishings should only be seen by all rats and the squisher; not all players in the game.
Okay, every kill message should be from a different weapon, here's some suggestions:
Sword: Salsa hacked Taffer to pieces with the sword.
Mace: Salsa broke every bone in Taffer's body with the mace.
Standard bolt: Salsa riddled Taffer full of holes with the crossbow. (
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Tag bolt (!?!): Salsa lit Taffer up like a fuse.
Para bolt (I've done it): Salsa paralyzed Taffer...permanently.
Fire bolt: Salsa slow roasted Taffer from rare to well done.
Fire bolt suicide: Salsa now knows not to play with fire.
Caltrops: Taffer tripped over one too many of Salsa's caltrops
Mine: (Can't think of anything witty right now)
Sword: Salsa mercilessly sword-thieved Taffer.
Broadhead: Salsa put an arrow through Taffer's head.
Water (?!?): Salsa drowned Taffer out with water arrows.
I won't bother with vine and moss, think up something witty.
Enemy cratered while cracked: Taffer will never enjoy crack again, thanks to Salsa.
Crater: Salsa broke his legs on a miscalculated jump
Mine (suicide, as with firebolt): Salsa wasn't careful with armed explosives.
Inexplainable death (getting killed by those rabid bookshelves): Salsa was killed by harmless scenery.
I know you have control over these! Unnecessary ventilition(sic) isn't in regular UT!
Well, before I start, rat-squishings should only be seen by all rats and the squisher; not all players in the game.
Okay, every kill message should be from a different weapon, here's some suggestions:
Sword: Salsa hacked Taffer to pieces with the sword.
Mace: Salsa broke every bone in Taffer's body with the mace.
Standard bolt: Salsa riddled Taffer full of holes with the crossbow. (

Tag bolt (!?!): Salsa lit Taffer up like a fuse.
Para bolt (I've done it): Salsa paralyzed Taffer...permanently.
Fire bolt: Salsa slow roasted Taffer from rare to well done.
Fire bolt suicide: Salsa now knows not to play with fire.
Caltrops: Taffer tripped over one too many of Salsa's caltrops
Mine: (Can't think of anything witty right now)
Sword: Salsa mercilessly sword-thieved Taffer.
Broadhead: Salsa put an arrow through Taffer's head.
Water (?!?): Salsa drowned Taffer out with water arrows.
I won't bother with vine and moss, think up something witty.
Enemy cratered while cracked: Taffer will never enjoy crack again, thanks to Salsa.
Crater: Salsa broke his legs on a miscalculated jump
Mine (suicide, as with firebolt): Salsa wasn't careful with armed explosives.
Inexplainable death (getting killed by those rabid bookshelves): Salsa was killed by harmless scenery.
I know you have control over these! Unnecessary ventilition(sic) isn't in regular UT!
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