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  • O_O Taunt ideas Thread O_O

    I just think we need a thread where people can post new ideas for taunts, such as "Where hast that gone to"?

    Somthing more than the originals such as "now look, you've gotten the masters carpets all blooday!". So, start posting peeps!
    "It is truly a shame that the guards must be kept from the very tools of thier proffesion, but such blatant misuse of gas arrows cannot be tolerated. Alas, that poor burrick..."

  • #2
    Wrong forum Timmy.
    Go to the sugestions forum where this belongs to
    Feel the power of the

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    • #3
      OOH! I have one:

      "Come out of the shadows, Timmy, and post another thread, I dare ya!"

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      • #4
        I think the thieves need some good ones. The guards all got their "OMG! A DM thief!" Well, what about the thieves getting "OMG!! Lame firespammers!!!' or "OMG!! Campers!!"
        Genius is a blink before a moment of insanity.
        "Dream is Destiny"
        Waking Life

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        • #5
          Or, OMG Thief13x is daft!
          The only constant is change.
          (And I wouldn't have it any other way.)

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          • #6
            Guards:
            -The Sir ain't gonna like this...
            -Here kitty, kitty...
            -Squad, covering... oops, wrong game!
            -Come out into the light. I won't hurt you...much.
            -Resistance is futile.
            -Nice kill, eh? When's dinner?
            -Hey, Joel! You owe me 20 for that!
            -Turn...around...very...slowly.
            -Get a servant in here. What a mess...
            -Look! A running whetstone!
            -Who's your DADDY?!

            And my favorite...
            -I've seen FISH hit harder than that!

            Thieves:
            -I hope you like the dark...
            -That's a nice doorstop you're wearing...
            -Lost? Not anymore...
            -Let's play... Blackjack.
            -I own the night... and a bit more now.

            And finnally...
            -Blackjack whore? I think you're my bitch now...
            Remember these?

            Some more I want to see...

            Guards:
            -(on killing a thief) My builder! That's the BIGGEST rat I've ever squashed!
            -Some taffer spilled BLOOD all over that rug! *sob*
            -Blackjacks falling on my head...
            -When I find you... I'll... I'll... do something... drastic probably...
            -It's one of those things that goes "Ow-a!" in the night...
            -Are you alright? No... of course you're not alright. Sorry!
            -I'll get you... and your little blackjack too!
            -I sure HOPE that's NOT a THIEF sneaking up from behind to KNOCK me out!
            -Is that a mace in your pocket or did you kill 5 of them taffers?
            -Got mace?

            Thieves:
            -I taffed your house, your mom's house, and your doghouse too...
            -One is the loneliest number...
            -Go ahead. Pull that firebolt if you think you're fast enough...
            -Rock-a-bye guardie...
            -Don't worry... I'm the new sandman in town...
            -Psst! Hey... you looking for some crack, kiddo...?
            -Boo...
            -Nobody here but us taffers...
            -Will Ghost for food...

            [EDIT:]Forgot these.

            Other things for Guards to say:
            "Come out now, and I'll only give you a warning...*low chuckle*
            "You're gonna see only RED when I'm done with you..."
            "I have a bottle of scotch to finish once I find you."
            "You'll be very, very sorry if I have to look for you..."
            "Ten o'clock and all's SNAFU'ed!"
            "Kill 'em first. Forget to ask the questions later..."
            "Let's try this again. Marco..."
            "It's not the size of your Mace...It's much you can SMASH with it."
            "Got Mace?"
            "Wish Captain Knecht could see me now!"

            Thieves:
            "Whatcha looking for?"
            "This just isn't your day... but it's my night."
            "Huh... I'll give you three guesses..."
            "One lump or two?"
            "Lucy..."
            "Still can't find me? I'll give you 3 guesses..."
            "I WILL make the tea tonight!"
            TCO – Retired
            Former TCO Head of Intelligence – Retired

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            • #7
              "Are you alright? No... no of course you're not alright. Sorry! "

              Yah, for benny qoutes!

              Sound the alarm! We got a code, erh... ah... code... erh... We got a breakin!

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              • #8
                Two more that should be included

                FAIL!


                BAND!

                Make sure the last one is said by the man himself
                Feel the power of the

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                • #9
                  there was this thread just before 1.3- and some of those taunts got added to 1.3- why didn't you just re-open the thread and see what was suggested back then (quite alot-and quite some good ones especially from Outrider as I recall........)
                  [E.D.G] "Eaves Droppers Guild - we're on the edge."

                  All New Thievery-O's!

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                  • #10
                    Gaurd
                    -The kids are gunna be eating tonight!-

                    Thief
                    -I see you-
                    deserve victory

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                    • #11
                      Don't forget the ever popular:

                      "When I find you... I'm gonna take my time with you, tafferboy!"
                      "I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory,
                      even stopper death - if you aren't as big a bunch
                      of dunderheads as I usually have to teach." -- Professor Severus Snape.

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                      • #12
                        ONLY SAYING THE THIEVES NEED IS:

                        YOU HAVE JUST BEEN KEWLed OFF!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by KewlAzMe
                          ONLY SAYING THE THIEVES NEED IS:

                          YOU HAVE JUST BEEN KEWLed OFF!
                          Hey! Dont steal MY quotes, lest ye be struck down by a crate and driven into the earth forthwith, and the land of the heathen consume you.

                          (Yeah! I made that one... grrr...)

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                          • #14
                            the fuck is wrong with you, boy? you've been a member of this forum since it was opened, and you don't know there's a place for threads like this? damn.
                            I'm not so bad... Once you get to know me.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Master-Builder
                              Originally posted by KewlAzMe
                              ONLY SAYING THE THIEVES NEED IS:

                              YOU HAVE JUST BEEN KEWLed OFF!
                              Hey! Dont steal MY quotes, lest ye be struck down by a crate and driven into the earth forthwith, and the land of the heathen consume you.

                              (Yeah! I made that one... grrr...)
                              you made my quote?! I NO TINK SO... prepare to be forged. (thats my quote, i made that one) HAHA

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